TV Channel Kab-Tak?, desperate to have its presence felt in the World Cup, tracked down Srinath to do the interviewing job for them. Srinath got the call while on his second honeymoon, and was annoyed. However, Kab-Tak? promised to look into giving his program, The Sriway, a regular time slot. That motivated Srinath to cut his honeymoon action short and rush to WI. His first job was to interview our beloved captain Inzy, after the amazing win against BER.
Srinath -- This is your friendly neighborhood Srinath, on my very own personal program, The Sriway. Good morning Lady and gent. I am here to interview our beloved captain Inzy. Here he is, by the poolside, warmingly enjoying the cool raindrops. Inzy, good to see you again. How are you?
Inzy -- As-Salaam-Alaikum. Bismillah ur Reham Al Rahim. First of all, iz, thanks to Allah. Iz, yeezzzzz,iz I iz not in a bathroom. Hain ji? You not iz a pee to me.
Srinath -- Oh, noooo. Ha ha ha ha.... I verball said "good to SEE you again". You should remove the phones on your head (gesticulating).
Inzy -- I am Inzy. I scored 15017 run. Hain ji? Iz, I not iz a like to Mono-acting. Iz, you iz a bad to act.
Srinath -- (removing the headphones himself) I said "good to see you again, Inzy". How are you?
Inzy -- Yeezzzz, I fine.
Srinath -- Amazingly uncharecteristically victorious victory yesterday. No?
Inzy -- Izzzz, no, "no". Iz, yez. Iz a surprize victor. Not iz a know what iz to a say? I not iz a tounge in mouth. I iz a lozt it. Hain ji?
Srinath -- Well, anyway. Amazingly grotisque victory. You murderingly butcherd the Bermudans. They are good people. They already live in the mysteriously haunting Bermuda Triangle.
Inzy -- Iz, what iz angle? Hain ji? I not iz a hear to it. Bermuda Angle? Iz, that too, iz a three?
Srinath -- Never mind. Tell us about your preparations. How did you hidingly prepared for this game? What did you so tellingly told the demoralised and defeatingly non-victorious team?
Inzy -- Iz, zimple. I iz a tell I am Inzy. I scored a 15017 run. Hain ji? You iz all a small peepul. I iz a big boyz. Iz, you iz a win to thiz game for me. Iz I your kaptaan of kircut. I iz a supred (spoken as spelled for "spread") massage iz win and iz a victor. Boyz iz a lizten me.
Srinath -- What did you tellingly and firmly instructed the boys to do special?
Inzy -- Iz, not a special!! Only iz Inzy. I tell iz a Veeru he iz a can to sapend a time to Aarti. Hain ji? I iz a give him a yezz to eat 5 Aalu-Paratha when iz a game to end. Iz, he iz a give me to 2. Iz, he a very happy. Iz, I tell iz Yuvi he iz hard boyz. Iz, he can iz a talk a Kim Sharma. Iz, he he he.... Yuvi iz a "hard" boyz. I iz a let Munna and Santh iz a same room. Iz a make to Munna iz a very happy. Hain ji? I am Inzy. Hain ji? I iz a keep to all iz happy. Iz only Chappal not iz a happy. Iz, he a fool.
Srinath -- Oh my gawd!!! What an amazingly tearfullistically moving story from you!! My god. How can you motivate so many diversingly different player at the similarly same time? You are greatfully great!!
Inzy -- Iz, no. I am Inzy.
Srinath -- And you scored 15017 runs. I know. So how did you guys celebrate?
Inzy -- Iz, we a pick to Chappal and iz a throw to him from balcony. Iz, he a cry a baby like. Iz, we iz a tell we iz happy and iz celebrate like that in India. Iz, we iz throw hot water to him. Hain ji? Iz, then we hard boyz iz a go to nightclub. Dhoni iz a play a dhoom iz a dance to floor. Iz, he a lie on floor and iz a move hiz head like iz a Jhaadu (broom). Iz he he he he.... Iz, very funnneeee. Iz, a Santh iz do a Mithun Jhatkaaz. Iz a move to hiz joysyick front and iz a back. Iz he he he.... that iz a funnneeeee. IZ, Sachin iz a play to Dandia iz a cabret danzer. Iz, he a hit to hiz "stick" on the danzer'z "ball". Iz, danzer iz a cry "Oooooeeeeeeiiiii", Sachin iz a cry "Sorry sorry miztake miztake".
Srinath -- And what did you do?
Inzy -- I am Inzy. Hain ji? I iz like to a direct boyz. Iz, I a sit with Munna and iz a drink to Lassi. Hain ji?
Srinath -- Hhmmmm... There have been some sliently muted rumors about you retiring? What's that all about?
Inzy -- Izzzzzzzz, what? What eeezz theeezz? What iz re-tire? I not iz a re-tire.
Booooooo Hooooooo Boooooo....
Srinath -- Inzy, what happened? Please don't cry!
Inzy -- I not iz a fat!! Iz, I not iz a re-tire?
Srinath -- Inzy, I'm not hiddenly calling you fat. I am asking about this open rumor that you are leaving cricket. Retiring.
Inzy -- Iz, leave to kircut? Iz, what theeezz? Onze iz I azk a boyz, what iz to a Retire. Iz, they iz a say iz like "Re-treading" a tire. Iz, when a car tire get iz a bald in India, iz they a re-tread it. Iz, a put new rubber to it. Iz, boyz iz a tell that to me iz a "Re-Tire". Iz a meanz to make iz new to a tire. I not iz a fat. I am Inzy. Hain ji? Iz, I not have iz a tire on stomach. I iz a looze a tire to stomach by run. Iz, I not iz a get to "Re-Tire" iz a stomach again!! Booooooooo Hoooooooo
......
Srinath -- Ha ha ha
Inzy, I thoughtfuly think some boys played a joke on you. Retire mean to not playfuly play cricket anymore.
Inzy -- Izzzz, h. I not iz a leave to kircut!! I am Inzy. I scored a 15017 run. Prezidant Power tollz me, I iz a in to a team till 100. I not iz a "retire".
Srinath -- Oh, before I forgetfuly forget to ask you, what was Uthappa's reaction to Leverock's catch?
Inzy -- Iz, not iz a happy boyz. Uthappa iz a lot of cry to my lap when he iz a come to back. Hain ji? He iz not a fell to well. Iz he a put his face in a lap to me and iz a make to my pantz wet. Iz, when Chappal iz a come to room, he iz a laugh to me. Iz, he a zay I iz a pee in pant. I iz a throw a chappal to him.
Srinath -- Inzy, one last question. Many horribilistic fans want India to loosingly loose their way in the Corld Cup. They don't want you and Chappell at the helm. What do you have to delibrately say to these fans?
Inzy -- Iz, I am Inzy. I scored a 15017 run. I not iz a leave to team. I iz a tollz by Prezidant Power iz I not a get to out. Iz, country with me. Hain ji? Iz, a fanz iz a burn the puppet of Power when I iz a get to out. Iz he he he he..... I iz a here to stay. I not iz a go any to where.
Srinath -- Okay, Inzy. It was terriblistically nice talking to you. Thanks for taking the time out and talking to me.
Inzy -- Izzz, I am Inzy. Hain ji?
Srinath -- Okay my fans. You can stop spinning.... he he he just a joke. This is Srinath logging out from The Sriway.
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