TV Channel Kab-Tak? has been a fan of this DG. Many of their successful ideas have been copied from here. They noticed that RJo was missing for sometime, and wanted to investigate. They came to know that RJo was in Carribbean to cover the World Cup. Our beloved captain Inzy was free at the moment, so they asked Inzy to track down RJo and investigate the reason of him missing from the DG. They obviously did not believe the reason he gave.
So, Inzy tracked down RJo and found him sitting in a bar, completely drunk. Inzy himself was a little high on his own Patiala peg.
Inzy -- As-Salaam-Alaikum. Bismillah ur Reham Al Rahim. First of all, iz, thanks to Allah. Iz, yeezzzzz,iz I iz a hare to talk RJo. Iz, he not a booty like JLo. Iz, he a write on DG, all iz a nonsense he iz a write. Hain ji? Iz, Hello RJo.
RJo -- (straining to lift his head up) Wassuup dawg.
Inzy -- Izzz, what theez eez? Hain ji? I not iz a dog. Iz, you a blind? Hain ji?
RJo -- Oh my gawd. Am I talk to THE Inzy? Who scored 15017 run?
Inzy -- (immediately looking pleased) Iz, yez. Iz, you a nice to man. You iz a good boyz.
RJo -- So, what can I do you for, Inzy? Main aap ko kaise kar sakta hoon?
Izny -- Iz, why you iz a mizz from DG? Hain ji?
RJo -- (immediately falling down from his chair) What? I thought you came here to have a drink. WAITER? Sahab ko ek drink maaro.
Inzy -- Iz, no no. I not iz a drink to Tharraa. I iz a drink to my pouch only. Hain ji? Why you iz not a post on DG?
RJo -- Hain ji? What? You are a slouch? Oh... I didn't know you had trouble in getting up!!
Inzy -- Izzzz, what theez? No. I am Inzy. Hain ji? I scored a 15017 run. I not iz a slouch. Iz, I iz a mard.
RJo -- What? Dard? You feeling pain in getting up? Where? Your back? Hip? Knee?
Inzy -- Iz, not iz a dard. Iz, I iz a Mard. Not iz a slouch.
RJo -- Oh. You like Mard!! I thought you said you were slouching and having trouble in walking and getting up from chair. I did not know you liked Mard. Not that there is anything wrong about it, but I am now worried about bhabhi ji.
Inzy -- Boooooo Hoooooo. Iz, where thiz channel got to me? Hain ji? Iz, I not iz to a gay. I iz like to my wife.
RJo -- You are like your wife? If you are like your wife then who is your husband? Bhabhi ji? Hain ji?
Inzy -- Iz, nooooo. I am Inzy. I iz like a Mard. Iz, I iz like to my wife.
RJo -- You are LIKE a Mard? *like*? Not really one?
Inzy -- Izzzzz, I iz a get to anger. Why iz you not a post on DG?
RJo -- Sorry, Inzy bhai. I am a vegetarian. I don't like Gosht.
Inzy -- Iz not iz a azk to food. I iz azk to post. POST? Hain ji? POST on DG? Iz, why iz not?
RJo -- Ooohhhh... Jiji. You are asking about Mandira Jiji (sister). Yes. There is a lot of Gosht on Mandira Jiji. But she's not my jiji. She is Ganguly's jiji.
Inzy -- (expressions change on hearing about Mandira) Iz, where Mandira iz? She a sexy lady. Iz, I am Inzy. Hain ji? I iz a like meet to her.
RJo -- Oh. Call Ganguly. He can arrange that.
Izny -- Iz, zo why you iz not a post on DG?
RJo -- First you tell me. What's up with Veeru? Why is his signal down, now-a-days?
Inzy -- Iz, what theez iz Veeru? Iz, he not a Jaat anymore. Iz, he iz a soft boyz now. Iz a too much to Aalu-Paratha. Iz I iz a azk to Aarti to leave to him, but she not iz a lizten. Veeru only iz a eat to Paratha.
RJo -- Hhmmmmm. why not mix some laxative in the dough? That was, he will make so many trips to loo that he will loose all his weight and probably Aarti too, for the time being.
Inzy -- Iz, not iz can a do to that. He he he..... I like iz a Aarti Paratha too. Hain ji?
RJo -- Oh, well. So, what's up with Pathan? He not swinging well yet?
Inzy -- Pathan iz a like to soft boyz. Iz, when he iz a new man, he like iz a to swing. Iz, but now he not iz a swing. I iz a call to him on Swingerz party, but he not iz a come. Chappal iz a come. Hain ji? Chappal iz a azk to Pathan not iz a swing.
RJo -- Oh, that's too bad. So How's Chappell hanging?
Inzy -- Iz, a zmall, shriveled, and on the left zide.
RJo -- WHAT!!!! How did you know that?
Inzy -- Iz, a I shy to tell.
RJo -- Oh come on, dawg. Spit it out. Let it come.
Inzy -- I am a go to bathroom yezterday. Chappal iz a there, drunk. He iz a pee on himself. Iz, he not iz a cloze to zip his pantz. He iz a azk to help me. I iz a try to adjust and he not iz a wear to anything under. Iz, I zee he iz how a hang.
RJo -- OH MY GAWD!!!! You helped Chappell zip his pants?? EEeewwwwwee...... (RJo throws up in his mouth)
Inzy -- Iz, zo why you iz not a post on DG?
RJo -- Oh, come on dawg. Let it go. I'm there now, aren't I?
Inzy -- Iz, yezzz, but why not iz a early? Hain ji?
RJo -- Well, my computer was broken. That's why.
Inzy -- Iz, WHaaaat??? Iz a compute to break? Iz that all?
RJo -- Yeah. What's up? What else do people think?
Inzy -- You iz a worte to anger on Mod. Hain ji?
RJo -- Oh... ha ha ha ha ha... That wasn't me. That was my son having fun.
Inzy -- Izzzzz, you iz a kameena boyz. Saale, bekaar mein mera time wazte karwaya. Hain ji? Ghatiya insaan. Iz, you iz not a control on son? Iz, waste to time of me. Teri to main $%&*@#$%..... Gadhaa kahin ka.
RJo -- Ha ha ha ha ha.... Oh come on Inzy... At least you got to drink your Tharra with me. Oh, look who's there singing in the bar.
Inzy saw Ricky Martin singing "She Bangs" and his spirits and what not lifted immediately. Shaking his immense booty, he moved towards the dance floor. Meanwhile, RJo took one last sip from his glass and crashed on the floor, en route to the bathroom.
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March 05, 2006, 02:21:08 PM