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[caught and bowled]

 Couldn't managed to get the images but atleastmanaged the text...


Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows.
You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.   
 
PATNIism
You have 10 cows.
You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows.
 
WIPROism
GE has a cow.
You take 49% of the milk.
 
DELLism
Intel has a Goat.
Samsung has a Camel.
Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk. 
 
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows.
You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.
 
MICROSOFTism
You have a cow.
You Force the world to buy milk from you.
You Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism
You have a cow.
You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.
 
SAPism
You don't have a cow.
You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
 
APPLEism
You have a cow.
You sell iMilk.
 
SONYism
You have a cow.
You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.
 
CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank.
If you have a cow, press 1.
If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.
 
HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow.
You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.
 
GEism
You have a donkey.
People think you have a 100-year old cow.
If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.
 
RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow.
You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
 
TATAism
You have a very old cow.
You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

 

[suraj]

I can't see it C&B

[caught and bowled]

 

[LosingNow]

Hilarious C&B.

Applause

[Shukla]

Good one bhau.

[caught and bowled]

Thanks LN.

Shuklaji, bhau?? I am impressed. Thanks..