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Libran

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DG addiction...How to please your wife / Girl friend ...Enjoy
« on: February 21, 2007, 10:46:05 AM »
For all those complaining of DG addiction and getting nasty looks / comments from wife / girl friend....here is something to keep them happy...for a shortwhile....atleast

For all those men who say,

Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. 
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men  are like....
1. Men are  like ...Laxatives  ...... They  irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas .......  The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like  ......Weather .  Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders  You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like  .....Chocolate Bars  .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men  are like ....Commercials  ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department  Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men  are like ......Government Bonds  .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like  .....Mascara . They usually  run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy  you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms  .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long  it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps  .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken,  the rest are handicapped.


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Re: DG addiction...How to please your wife / Girl friend ...Enjoy
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2007, 01:14:43 PM »
If you have to come here to this DG to learn how to "please" your wife or girlfriend, only God can help you. ;) :wave:
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Re: DG addiction...How to please your wife / Girl friend ...Enjoy
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2007, 01:22:44 PM »
If you have to come here to this DG to learn how to "please" your wife or girlfriend, only God can help you. ;) :wave:

C&B saab...TL mat bano.....This is to show your wife / Girl friend ....and while their are wallowing in this wonderful stuff, you can go back to your favorite full time job...the DG  :icon_thumleft:
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Re: DG addiction...How to please your wife / Girl friend ...Enjoy
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2007, 01:39:42 PM »
If you have to come here to this DG to learn how to "please" your wife or girlfriend, only God can help you. ;) :wave:

C&B saab...TL mat bano.....This is to show your wife / Girl friend ....and while their are wallowing in this wonderful stuff, you can go back to your favorite full time job...the DG  :icon_thumleft:

Aare bhai aap TL mat bano....mein to bus yuhin majjak kar raha tha. Sab log soost pade hai ees liye jara ungli kar ratha ;D
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Re: DG addiction...How to please your wife / Girl friend ...Enjoy
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2007, 02:53:54 PM »
If you have to come here to this DG to learn how to "please" your wife or girlfriend, only God can help you. ;) :wave:

C&B saab...TL mat bano.....This is to show your wife / Girl friend ....and while their are wallowing in this wonderful stuff, you can go back to your favorite full time job...the DG  :icon_thumleft:

Aare bhai aap TL mat bano....mein to bus yuhin majjak kar raha tha. Sab log soost pade hai ees liye jara ungli kar ratha ;D

Chalo sir...Do TL bach gaye  :icon_thumleft:
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Re: DG addiction...How to please your wife / Girl friend ...Enjoy
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 06:06:00 PM »
and here I was thinking ravi was going to present his version of the kamasutra!
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Re: DG addiction...How to please your wife / Girl friend ...Enjoy
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2007, 06:15:13 PM »
Coming back to the topic - tell your wife/fiance/girl friend, If you can't beat it, join it  :D :D
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