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[vincent]

Now, after a hard day of cricket test match, here is some fun from uncyclopedi.org:


".....Hindi (pronounced "hindii" in Hindi and "telegu" in Malayalam) is the default (viz. sixth generation C) language of India. There are an additional 420 official (viz. nth generation uncyclux) languages in India but none reflect the poetic greatness of (H)India. Urdu is the national language of India's cricketing rival: Pakistan. Basically Hindi and Urdu are the same language: just that Urdu is written in the reverse order. This explains why Pakistani bowlers are fabulous at reverse swing. The trick is to inscribe (vigorously scrape) Urdu Poetry on one side of a cricket ball using soft drink caps. Using this technique even a Bangladeshi cricketer (oxymoron alert!) can reverse swing the cricket ball (though it will be a no-ball in any case). Urdu and Hindi can be explained by the following equation - Urdu: Hindi = Doggie : Missionary. Though Pakistan has rejected Hindi, Indians in their pseudo-secular broadmindedness have embraced Urdu whole-heartedly. There is a systematic cleansing of all other languages besides these two (or one??) because they are not default (viz NATIONAL) and hence a threat to the National Insecurity of Delhi. Delhi has a shoot-at-sight policy for anyone who cannot speak Hindi and usually Pakistanis tourists are butchered whenever they visit India (Kargil being the most popular Pakistani terrorist oops.. tourist spot). All non-Hindi speaking Indians have been requested to get out of India within the next 15 years. This explains why a tribe from India speak an un-hindi anti-national tongue called Gulti have become very common in Atlanta. ...."

[suraj]