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[caught and bowled]

*It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
  Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI

  * Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but
  I really Luv U!
  Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

  * Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
  Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
  Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

  * Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko
  kya kahenge?
  A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

  * Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
  Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
  Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
  Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

  * Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri
  galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

  * It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one
  exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS


  * Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath
deha gaya . 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath
tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

  * Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa
se
  lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear

  without fear n very clear

  * Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
  Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
  TT: Ticket hai?
  Sadhu: Nahin
  TT: Chalo
  Sadhu: Kahan?
  TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

  * Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
  But girraffe was not eating. Why?
  Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

  * What do u call a woman in heaven?
  An Angel
  A crowd of woman in heaven?
  A host of Angels
  And all woman in heaven?
  PEACE ON EARTH

  *Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
  Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife
  Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

[VMenon]

 

Good to see some one else post PJ's for a change !

[LosingNow]

Bahooot Khooob!!

[LosingNow]

I think there is nice twist in the end to this old joke..
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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:  "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!  There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
 
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads:  "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:  "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.  This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.  Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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[fineleg]

I think there is nice twist in the end to this old joke..
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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:  "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!  There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
 
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads:  "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak." She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:  "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.  This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.  Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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Brilliant - Men do keep it simple. Thats the truth.

Keep it simple and sweet.

[suraj]

Great twist LN!!!!

You should make Don3 and change the climax again