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<PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« on: December 08, 2006, 12:10:24 AM »
LAST CHANCE DIRTY JOKE AHEAD!












So finally I solved the mystery of why CHappel was civil to Ganguly. This was the exchange that was picked up only by my personal microphone of the conversation between Ganguly and Chappel when Ganguly came in.

As Ganguly walked up to Chappel at practice his first words to Chappel were

SG: Main hoon Lund (I am a penis or I am a dick)
GC smiles and is happy and moves away
SG turns to Dravid and says: Aur Chappel hai mera Tatta. Tatte jitna marji uchal lein Rahenge Land ke neeche hi (Chappel is my balls. Balls can jump as much as they want.. they will still stay below the Dick)

Everyone happy.














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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2006, 12:46:42 AM »
Thank you for this literary masterpiece.
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2006, 12:51:44 AM »
I think we already established that talking about nether regions is not proper dinner table convo. Dont know about you, but its my dinner time  >:( >:(

Topi samhalo CPji, hawa tej hain, urr jayega!!


 :D :D
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2006, 12:59:38 AM »
Quote from: kban1 on December 08, 2006, 12:51:44 AM
I think we already established that talking about nether regions is not proper dinner table convo. Dont know about you, but its my dinner time  >:( >:(

Topi samhalo CPji, hawa tej hain, urr jayega!!


 :D :D


The reasons for all the disclaimers and warnings was to move the kids away from the dinner table.

Imagine... a late night dinner... with a bunch of poker buddies (or teen patti buddies).

Hum Tirchi topi waale hain :)
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2006, 01:41:40 AM »
Quote from: Cover Point on December 08, 2006, 12:10:24 AM
LAST CHANCE DIRTY JOKE AHEAD!












So finally I solved the mystery of why CHappel was civil to Ganguly. This was the exchange that was picked up only by my personal microphone of the conversation between Ganguly and Chappel when Ganguly came in.

As Ganguly walked up to Chappel at practice his first words to Chappel were

SG: Main hoon Lund (I am a penis or I am a dick)
GC smiles and is happy and moves away
SG turns to Dravid and says: Aur Chappel hai mera Tatta. Tatte jitna marji uchal lein Rahenge Land ke neeche hi (Chappel is my balls. Balls can jump as much as they want.. they will still stay below the Dick)

Everyone happy.



masterpiece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D











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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2006, 01:46:35 AM »
its like this " Gote (testicles) kitne bhi bade ho jaaye... lund ke neeche hee rehte hai"
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2006, 01:49:05 AM »
Wow - nice exchanges.

CP,

Colonel seems to be enjoying everything that you are throwing in this DG after the Chicago rendezvous has been plaaned.  Treat him well.
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2006, 01:51:47 AM »
Quote from: dave_dj on December 08, 2006, 01:49:05 AM
Wow - nice exchanges.

CP,

Colonel seems to be enjoying everything that you are throwing in this DG after the Chicago rendezvous has been plaaned.  Treat him well.

First, you feed the bakri...
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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2006, 01:57:47 AM »
Bhai, I've never found myself agreeing with CP once before this, let alone 20 times in the last 2 days. socho! kitna neeche gir gaya main!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2006, 02:06:07 AM »
Bhogle will find it hard to believe that SG can speak Hindi so fluently. If you replace SG with HS/VS, then I'll believe it.  :D
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2006, 02:10:57 AM »
Quote from: dextrous on December 08, 2006, 01:51:47 AM
Quote from: dave_dj on December 08, 2006, 01:49:05 AM
Wow - nice exchanges.

CP,

Colonel seems to be enjoying everything that you are throwing in this DG after the Chicago rendezvous has been plaaned.  Treat him well.

First, you feed the bakri...

Kyon Colonol ko Bakri bolte ho. Usne to Sher ban kar SG ko select kiya hai.

Aur Colonol bhai. Dont let Dexy turn you against me. Woh zara jealous hai ki use humen milne ka saubhagya nahin mil raha. Despite being my sweatheart :)
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2006, 02:16:16 AM »
Quote from: kban1 on December 08, 2006, 12:51:44 AM
I think we already established that talking about nether regions is not proper dinner table convo. Dont know about you, but its my dinner time  >:( >:(

Topi samhalo CPji, hawa tej hain, urr jayega!!


 :D :D

This is a warning wrapped in advice wrapped in humor.  :)
Pitamah = onion.
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2006, 02:42:38 AM »
What balls?

<a href="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=5822243997934657104" target="_blank">http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=5822243997934657104</a>
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2006, 02:47:21 AM »
Quote from: colonel on December 08, 2006, 01:57:47 AM
Bhai, I've never found myself agreeing with CP once before this, let alone 20 times in the last 2 days. socho! kitna neeche gir gaya main!!!!!
It seems that you can do anything for a square meal and a few glasses of liquor.
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2006, 02:50:32 AM »
Quote from: dave_dj on December 08, 2006, 02:47:21 AM
Quote from: colonel on December 08, 2006, 01:57:47 AM
Bhai, I've never found myself agreeing with CP once before this, let alone 20 times in the last 2 days. socho! kitna neeche gir gaya main!!!!!
It seems that you can do anything for a square meal and a few glasses of liquor.

Hear hear!
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2006, 02:55:30 AM »
it is threads like these that highlight the difference between the subtle 'innuendo' and the unacceptable 'in your endo'
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2006, 03:08:27 AM »
Quote from: dhruvdeepak on December 08, 2006, 02:55:30 AM
it is threads like these that highlight the difference between the subtle 'innuendo' and the unacceptable 'in your endo'

Me thinks that the new mod is getting rather too mature :D
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2006, 03:09:58 AM »
Quote from: sgusa on December 08, 2006, 03:08:27 AM
Quote from: dhruvdeepak on December 08, 2006, 02:55:30 AM
it is threads like these that highlight the difference between the subtle 'innuendo' and the unacceptable 'in your endo'

Me thinks that the new mod is getting rather too mature :D
well you're the expert on wines. i gather you have an idea what happens as they mature
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Re: <PROFANITY ALERT> DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2006, 04:12:44 AM »
Quote from: dhruvdeepak on December 08, 2006, 03:09:58 AM
Quote from: sgusa on December 08, 2006, 03:08:27 AM
Quote from: dhruvdeepak on December 08, 2006, 02:55:30 AM
it is threads like these that highlight the difference between the subtle 'innuendo' and the unacceptable 'in your endo'

Me thinks that the new mod is getting rather too mature :D
well you're the expert on wines. i gather you have an idea what happens as they mature

All i know is that they better get drunk before they get too mature and turn to vinegar!

(sorry, too many innuendos and semi-puns there)
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