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As the Indian team readied to leave for the airport for SA tour, TV channel Kab-Tak? wanted their coverage for the departure. So they hired Srinath to cover the departure. Srinath was there at the hotel, patiently waiting for the team to come out.

The team came but was not in the official attire. Everyone was surprised. Srinath got hold of Inzy, our beloved captain, and asked him for the reason.

Srinath - Hello lady and gent. You are visually watching me on my very own personal program, The Sriway. I am at the hotel to cover team's outgoing departure for SA. I am here talking to our captain Inzy.

Srinath - Inzy. Hello. How are you?
Inzy - As-Salaam-Alaikum. Bismillah ur Reham Al Rahim. First of all, iz, thanks to Allah. Iz, yeezzzzz, hello iz to a you too.

Srinath - Inzy, I can visibly see that the team is not wearing their formal clothings. What happened?
Inzy: I am Inzy. I scored a 15017 run. Hain ji? Iz, I iz not a know what iz to a happen. Iz, a something to wrong with a Raina. Iz, the tailor iz a come to take a measure. Iz, he iz a put a tape to all over the body. Iz, he iz a measure Raina and put a tape between hiz leg. Raina iz a giggle and iz a laugh and a jump. Hain ji? Iz, Munaf iz seez thiz and iz an anger. Iz, he iz a fight to tailor and iz Munaf and Dhoni iz to beat it. I iz not a know what iz a happen. Iz, a Chappal iz a come to between to put break to a fight. And, iz, Kaif iz also a join. Iz, Kaif iz a hit on Chappal face. Hain ji? Chappal iz a anger. Iz, tailor iz run back to a shop and iz not a give to cloth. Iz, I iz not a know what iz a happen but, iz, Pathan iz a tell to me thiz.

Srinath - Oh my god. What a messfulistic screw-up? But why did Raina laugh so sillily and jump and giggle? Was he itchingly feeling ticklish?
Inzy - Iz, Raina a soft boyz. Hain ji? Iz, Munaf and Dhoni iz a like to him. He he he he... I iz a like also to him. Raina iz a jump iz when a someone iz to touch him in middle of leg. He he he he... he iz not a experience like me.

Srinath - Hhmmm. So that'y why the tailor did not measuringly take the measurements and the team did not fittingly have any official clothes. That's sad.
Inzy - Iz, yez. What iz can a do?

Then the official photographer calls everyone to come together for a group photo. Everyone comes but Zaheer and Agarkar are found missing. Manager starts searching for them furiously and starts shouting.

Srinath - Where are ZK and AA, Inzy? Do you rememberingly know anything?
Inzy - Iz, I iz not a know. Hain ji? Iz, they iz a stay to the same room. Iz, I iz a come down and see in the room, iz, I iz see a AK and AA go in a bathroom.

Srinath - What might they be doing so secretly in the bathroom?

Before Inzy can reply, ZK and AA arrive. But photos have already been taken. Srinath talks to them.

Srinath - Hello Zaheer. Busy again, huh?
Zaheer - Nahin woh kya baat hai ki, Agarkar and me were having out tea and samosa in the bathroom and we left it there only. Jaane se pehle humne socha ki cup, plate bahar laa ke rakh den. So we went in to get the cup, plate out.

Srinath - What? Chewingly eating tea, samosa in bathroom? Why?
Agarkar - Actually, kya hai na baap, apni to hamesh hi waat lagi rehti hai. Apu to everytime bathroom mein hi stay karne ka. Kya pata kab janaa pad jaye?

Srinath leaves it at that as he is getting confused with this hindi/english mixture. So he goes back to Inzy.

Srinath - So you are getting ready to make a move for leaving to SA?
Inzy - Iz, yezzz. I iz make a leave and plane iz make a move me to SA. Hain ji?

Srinath - Let me runningly walk with you to the bus. Can I do that?
Inzy - I am Inzy. I scored a 15017 run. Hain ji? I iz not a know. Iz, ask Chappal.

Srinath takes permission from GC, but has to clean the dust off his shoes before getting it. Bus moves but suddenly Inzy jumps up from his seat shouting wildly.

Inzy - Oye, driver. Hain ji? Oye ruk ja. Teri maa di.... Bhutni da.... Oye ruk jaa saale. Kya tune counting ki ke sab log hain ki nahin? Hain ji? Abe saale, 4 players bus mein nahin hain. Chal, ab bus wapis le chal. Hain ji?

Srinath could not understand the hindi. So he asked Inzy.

Srinath - What? What happeningly happened Inzy? Why are you so worriedly shouting?
Inzy - Iz, 4 player iz not a come. I iz ask a drive to stop and back iz up. Hain ji?

Srinath - Which 4 players are lately coming so late?
Inzy - Iz, Dhoni, Pathan, Munaf and soft boyz Raina. He he he he he he.....

Srinath - What are you so cunningly laughing? What's up?
Inzy - Iz, you iz know, I iz just a tell to you, iz, Dhoni, Munaf iz a protect to Raina. He he he he... Now they iz a late in come. He he he he he.... Hain ji? Soft boyz Raina iz also a like to Pathan.

Srinath - Oh my god. Are you so dramatically saying that these 4 were doing something togetherfully and that's why they are so latefully arriving?
Inzy - I iz not a know. Hain ji? He he he he he.......

4 latecomers climbed in the bus and it starting the jouney to the airport. Srinath, who is still in the bus, goes to the 4 and asks them the reason for being late.

Srinath - So, guys. Why did you come so lately. I mean, why are you lately coming?
Raina - Nahin uncle, woh kya hai ki, ye log mujhe tung kar rahe thay. Ye log kah rahe thay ki main inko Sweater bananaa sikhaaun. Knitting. Waise to my mother told me how to knit a sweater but agar wool and knitting sticks nahin hon to main kaise sikhaa sakta hoon?

Srinath - Then? What did they say?
Raina - Actually then in teeno ne apni pants utaar di. They said "use our sticks as knitting stick and hairs as wool". Oh my god.... I was so embarrased, na. I was like, main to ekdum ro hi padta. But I somehow controlled myself. Main to wahan se bhaag liya. I just ran away. But these guys, na. They locked the door. So I had to wait till they were ready to come out. Oh my god. They are so rude, na. But they are so big **sigh**.....

Srinath - Okay. I think I have gettingly gotten enough materialistc things from the team. We have also reached the airport. All the best to Indian team. Good Luck Inzy. Bye bye. This is Srinath logging out.