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[vincent]

A little boy and girl go trick or treating.  They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute.  Who are you supposed to be?"

"We're Jack and  Jill" she replied.
 
The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're  black!"
 
So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently.
 
They ring the doorbell and once again the man opens the  door. "Well now, you look cute.Who are you this  time?"
 
"We're Hänsel and Gretel" says the little boy.
 
"Well, I  hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hänsel and Gretel because you're  black. Disappointed, they leave.
 
Not too much later the man  hears the bell ring again.This time when he opens the door, there stand the  two children, but this time they are completely NAKED!!
 
"Oh my!  And  just who are you supposed to be now?" he asks.
 
"Chocolate M&M's,"  said the little girl.  "I'm plain.  He's got nuts."   

[caught and bowled]

Great one...