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[caught and bowled]

******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE***********

 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

 3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie   theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

 4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating  all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

 5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

 6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandi that she      applies to cover her gray hair.

 7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or   cooking yourself.

 8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

 9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

 10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "! walk out"

 11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

 12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you"

 13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.

 ******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE***********

 1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras / Anna University .

 2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

 3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

 4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract   coconutoil from her hair.)

 5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

 6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

 7. He! r first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

 8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.

 9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without lookin! g too uncomfortable  while you are melting in your singlet.

 10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.

 11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

 12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

 13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.

 14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based  on.

 15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of  it ..

 16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

 17. She is more educated than you.

 18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you..


 Toh kaya Bolte Ho EAST AND WEST Bhartiya Ladki Ke Bare mein

[kingcool1432]

Cool , I didn 't know you were allowed spaces in your user name.

Anyway, welcome caught and bowled

[caught and bowled]

KC, thanks..

[Jai]

Good one, post it on the main forum to attract max people. Later the mods will move it here. You did the right thing but unfortunately, that's not how things work here. People don't usually visit other forums regularly. By 'main forum', I meant 'General Section.'

[sgusa]

Good one, post it on the main forum to attract max people. Later the mods will move it here. You did the right thing but unfortunately, that's not how things work here. People don't usually visit other forums regularly. By 'main forum', I meant 'General Section.'

Please dont do this. It will eventually get noticed, but try not to put it in the wrong section.

[suraj]

Welcome to the forum caught and bowled

[Jai]

Good one, post it on the main forum to attract max people. Later the mods will move it here. You did the right thing but unfortunately, that's not how things work here. People don't usually visit other forums regularly. By 'main forum', I meant 'General Section.'

Please dont do this. It will eventually get noticed, but try not to put it in the wrong section.

I've discussed this  with others before when I fought a lonely battle asking people to put posts on the appropriate forums but I got the same reply that you gave me. One name I remember now is fineleg. Nobody listens to this and that's why we see so many non-cricket related posts on the General Section including the recent Saddam-Singh one. May be I have missed it, but have you said the same thing to those posters (usually regulars unlike this guy) who start non-cricket threads on the main forum?

[sgusa]

Good one, post it on the main forum to attract max people. Later the mods will move it here. You did the right thing but unfortunately, that's not how things work here. People don't usually visit other forums regularly. By 'main forum', I meant 'General Section.'

Please dont do this. It will eventually get noticed, but try not to put it in the wrong section.

I've discussed this  with others before when I fought a lonely battle asking people to put posts on the appropriate forums but I got the same reply that you gave me. One name I remember now is fineleg. Nobody listens to this and that's why we see so many non-cricket related posts on the General Section including the recent Saddam-Singh one. May be I have missed it, but have you said the same thing to those posters (usually regulars unlike this guy) who start non-cricket threads on the main forum?

You were explicitly giving bad advice to a new poster so I corrected you. If someone goes against the guidelines even though aware of them, there is nothing I can do. But I would not advice new members to flaunt the guidelines.