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[k-slice]

yesterday, for those of you who werent lucky enough to be present for the live chat, mock turtle had prophecized that india would win. i left the chat, assured by MT that the windies would be 60/6. she lied, they were 70/5. so as i sat there with my jaw dropping every tinme a wicket fell, i was wondering about mocks diet. it apparently consists of hope. ghee and sugar arent allowed neither are splenda and olive oil. the reason behind this thread is for me to acknowledge that MT's diet works, even when our much touted batting line up doesnt.
feel free to give mock as many applauds as you can. 

[LosingNow]

k-slice: What no disclaimers? [Given that you are still enjoying home-cooking and laundry due to this win].

Agree, Mock was the only one optimistic about this one. Amazing. At 34-0, this thing was beyond hope for me too[I and another friend were the only 2 people remaining- out of a house full of 25 odd people - who watched the Kaif/Yuvraj show at the Natwest Final]

[k-slice]

yeah i am stoked that the indian team has not rendered me homeless or living like i did back in college again!!

[sgusa]

I was quite reassured by Mock and went off to sleep even!

[MockTurtle]

 

i didn't JINX it after-all!

[Libran]

I was quite reassured by Mock and went off to sleep even!

I would have been surprised if you had not

Both the reassurance and the sleep 

[jaat69]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

Hi Mock!
what's cooking?

[MockTurtle]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

Hi Mock!
what's cooking?

jaat, long time! where were you  hiding? i visit the kitchen only once a day or so and nothing much is cooking there except for a cake that i baked for someone's birthday.

[jaat69]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

Hi Mock!
what's cooking?

jaat, long time! where were you  hiding? i visit the kitchen only once a day or so and nothing much is cooking there except for a cake that i baked for someone's birthday.

Happy birthday Mock!
All the happy returns of the day!( what does that mean! )

[k-slice]

mocks menu tody:
1. chilled hope soup with a garnish of decarbed onion slices
2. Fresh cootage cheese salad on a bed of green assuredness
3. one congealed mass of congeniality
3. one roast slice of k also known as kslice
5. famous coverpoint baked alaska.

all items may consist or may have been made around nuts(allergies and death may occur, if not from the nuts then from the overall cooking standards). intake of calories over the stipulated mark is not the responsibilty of the maker. splenda aka chemical substitutes might or might not have been used, for further details and reactions please intake food, rest on sofa with beer in hand. if complications occure: too bad. if they dont: damn it we need to change our recipes. all diets are fda approved. for further details feel free to contact 1-800-5555555

[Libran]

How did you manage that  ....the disclaimer, I mean

[MockTurtle]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

Hi Mock!
what's cooking?

jaat, long time! where were you  hiding? i visit the kitchen only once a day or so and nothing much is cooking there except for a cake that i baked for someone's birthday.

Happy birthday Mock!
All the happy returns of the day!( what does that mean! )

silly, why would i bake a cake for MYSELF? i  baked it for someone else and so not MY birthday!

[Libran]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

Hi Mock!
what's cooking?

jaat, long time! where were you  hiding? i visit the kitchen only once a day or so and nothing much is cooking there except for a cake that i baked for someone's birthday.

Happy birthday Mock!
All the happy returns of the day!( what does that mean! )

silly, why would i bake a cake for MYSELF? i  baked it for someone else and so not MY birthday!

Next Ques from Jaat...Why would you bake a cake for someone else,if it is not your birthday 

[sgusa]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

Hi Mock!
what's cooking?

jaat, long time! where were you  hiding? i visit the kitchen only once a day or so and nothing much is cooking there except for a cake that i baked for someone's birthday.

Happy birthday Mock!
All the happy returns of the day!( what does that mean! )

silly, why would i bake a cake for MYSELF? i  baked it for someone else and so not MY birthday!

Izzzzz Jaat69. Izzzz post before thinking as usual. Izzzz dont take seriously.

[MockTurtle]

mocks menu tody:
1. chilled hope soup with a garnish of decarbed onion slices
2. Fresh cootage cheese salad on a bed of green assuredness
3. one congealed mass of congeniality
3. one roast slice of k also known as kslice
5. famous coverpoint baked alaska.

all items may consist or may have been made around nuts(allergies and death may occur, if not from the nuts then from the overall cooking standards). intake of calories over the stipulated mark is not the responsibilty of the maker. splenda aka chemical substitutes might or might not have been used, for further details and reactions please intake food, rest on sofa with beer in hand. if complications occure: too bad. if they dont: damn it we need to change our recipes. all diets are fda approved. for further details feel free to contact 1-800-5555555

   and i am already predicting an indian win againt the aussies - aaaah, what wdn't i give to wipe that smirk off punter's mouth!!!!

no cottage cheese - can't stand it! ...and surely, it is "made BY nuts"? :-)

[sgusa]

mocks menu tody:
1. chilled hope soup with a garnish of decarbed onion slices
2. Fresh cootage cheese salad on a bed of green assuredness
3. one congealed mass of congeniality
3. one roast slice of k also known as kslice
5. famous coverpoint baked alaska.

all items may consist or may have been made around nuts(allergies and death may occur, if not from the nuts then from the overall cooking standards). intake of calories over the stipulated mark is not the responsibilty of the maker. splenda aka chemical substitutes might or might not have been used, for further details and reactions please intake food, rest on sofa with beer in hand. if complications occure: too bad. if they dont: damn it we need to change our recipes. all diets are fda approved. for further details feel free to contact 1-800-5555555

   and i am already predicting an indian win againt the aussies - aaaah, why wdn't i give to wipe that smirk off punter's mouth!!!!

no cottage cheese - can't stand it! ...and surely, it is "made BY nuts"? :-)

Chalk one more to the list of things Mock cant stand

[MockTurtle]

mocks menu tody:
1. chilled hope soup with a garnish of decarbed onion slices
2. Fresh cootage cheese salad on a bed of green assuredness
3. one congealed mass of congeniality
3. one roast slice of k also known as kslice
5. famous coverpoint baked alaska.

all items may consist or may have been made around nuts(allergies and death may occur, if not from the nuts then from the overall cooking standards). intake of calories over the stipulated mark is not the responsibilty of the maker. splenda aka chemical substitutes might or might not have been used, for further details and reactions please intake food, rest on sofa with beer in hand. if complications occure: too bad. if they dont: damn it we need to change our recipes. all diets are fda approved. for further details feel free to contact 1-800-5555555

   and i am already predicting an indian win againt the aussies - aaaah, why wdn't i give to wipe that smirk off punter's mouth!!!!

no cottage cheese - can't stand it! ...and surely, it is "made BY nuts"? :-)

Chalk one more to the list of things Mock cant stand

really, how can any one eat those spongy, cube things? reminds me of way too many no-so-palatable things!
now, feta cheese is something completely different!

[sgusa]

mocks menu tody:
1. chilled hope soup with a garnish of decarbed onion slices
2. Fresh cootage cheese salad on a bed of green assuredness
3. one congealed mass of congeniality
3. one roast slice of k also known as kslice
5. famous coverpoint baked alaska.

all items may consist or may have been made around nuts(allergies and death may occur, if not from the nuts then from the overall cooking standards). intake of calories over the stipulated mark is not the responsibilty of the maker. splenda aka chemical substitutes might or might not have been used, for further details and reactions please intake food, rest on sofa with beer in hand. if complications occure: too bad. if they dont: damn it we need to change our recipes. all diets are fda approved. for further details feel free to contact 1-800-5555555

   and i am already predicting an indian win againt the aussies - aaaah, why wdn't i give to wipe that smirk off punter's mouth!!!!

no cottage cheese - can't stand it! ...and surely, it is "made BY nuts"? :-)

Chalk one more to the list of things Mock cant stand

really, how can any one eat those spongy, cube things? reminds me of way too many no-so-palatable things!
now, feta cheese is something completely different!

Ah,  something we agree on.

[fineleg]

   and i am already predicting an indian win againt the aussies

Beating aussies  ...just coz 'one' prediction came true from 34-0. Aussie prediction tch...tch...Kix is gonna be right on this.

[MockTurtle]

mocks menu tody:
1. chilled hope soup with a garnish of decarbed onion slices
2. Fresh cootage cheese salad on a bed of green assuredness
3. one congealed mass of congeniality
3. one roast slice of k also known as kslice
5. famous coverpoint baked alaska.

all items may consist or may have been made around nuts(allergies and death may occur, if not from the nuts then from the overall cooking standards). intake of calories over the stipulated mark is not the responsibilty of the maker. splenda aka chemical substitutes might or might not have been used, for further details and reactions please intake food, rest on sofa with beer in hand. if complications occure: too bad. if they dont: damn it we need to change our recipes. all diets are fda approved. for further details feel free to contact 1-800-5555555

   and i am already predicting an indian win againt the aussies - aaaah, why wdn't i give to wipe that smirk off punter's mouth!!!!

no cottage cheese - can't stand it! ...and surely, it is "made BY nuts"? :-)

Chalk one more to the list of things Mock cant stand

really, how can any one eat those spongy, cube things? reminds me of way too many no-so-palatable things!
now, feta cheese is something completely different!

Ah,  something we agree on.

you have some redeeming quality after-all? surprised. btw, i am not talking about frozen feta cheese. 

[justforkix]

- aaaah, why wdn't i give to wipe that smirk off punter's mouth!!!!

AAH... ME TOO !!! Last time that happened was in the 1st VB final early this year, when SL managed to beat Aus. Alas, then they had to face some ruthless Aussie cricket in the next 2 VB finals 

Another reason why I loved 2005 Ashes - I got to watch Smirkless Punter.

[MockTurtle]

- aaaah, why wdn't i give to wipe that smirk off punter's mouth!!!!

AAH... ME TOO !!! Last time that happened was in the 1st VB final early this year, when SL managed to beat Aus. Alas, then they had to face some ruthless Aussie cricket in the next 2 VB finals 

Another reason why I loved 2005 Ashes - I got to watch Smirkless Punter.

and don't forget the B'desh ODI win!!! i LOVED that match - watched every replay of it!

[jaat69]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

Hi Mock!
what's cooking?

jaat, long time! where were you  hiding? i visit the kitchen only once a day or so and nothing much is cooking there except for a cake that i baked for someone's birthday.

Happy birthday Mock!
All the happy returns of the day!( what does that mean! )

silly, why would i bake a cake for MYSELF? i  baked it for someone else and so not MY birthday!

Izzzzz Jaat69. Izzzz post before thinking as usual. Izzzz dont take seriously.

Izzz this your the brand of why silly jokes?
Or are you the serious?..................jeeeezzzzzzzz

[justforkix]

Beating aussies  ...just coz 'one' prediction came true from 34-0. Aussie prediction tch...tch...Kix is gonna be right on this.

Of course. It is one of the universal truths of life. Some people realize it late. Thatz all.

[MockTurtle]

Beating aussies  ...just coz 'one' prediction came true from 34-0. Aussie prediction tch...tch...Kix is gonna be right on this.

Of course. It is one of the universal truths of life. Some people realize it late. Thatz all.

well, how else can i sit through the match with a glimmer of HOPE of a win?

aussies are almost invincible, i know that. shane watson has really worked on his facial expressions since the Ashes and is annoying me to no end!

[justforkix]

well, how else can i sit through the match with a glimmer of HOPE of a win?

aussies are almost invincible, i know that. shane watson has really worked on his facial expressions since the Ashes and is annoying me to no end!

Aussie's Annoys
---------------
Punter's smirk
McGrath's sarcasm
Pup's enthu
Warnie's look of contempt
Lee's smile
Symo's arrogance
Hussey's "cool as cucumber" look
Gilly's "honesty"

[MockTurtle]

well, how else can i sit through the match with a glimmer of HOPE of a win?

aussies are almost invincible, i know that. shane watson has really worked on his facial expressions since the Ashes and is annoying me to no end!

Aussie's Annoys
---------------
Punter's smirk
McGrath's sarcasm
Pup's enthu
Warnie's look of contempt
Lee's smile
Symo's arrogance
Hussey's "cool as cucumber" look
Gilly's "honesty"

good list!

Warne's "i can't believe that is not out" look
Hayden's "squatting on the pitch" before the game
Watson's new "i am a tough boy" expressions (apparently attended a body language school to improve it!)

[Nima]

Take a bow, MT...I was there when you said India will win....amazing, move over Nostradamus!

Winning against the Aussies....that is something else.  How much I would love to see your prediction come true yet again.

[justforkix]

Winning against the Aussies....that is something else.  How much I would love to see your prediction come true yet again.

We a teeny weeny chance now, since Puppy and Watson are not playing.

[dhruvdeepak]

india is going to sneak through to the final for sure. we are going to beat the invincibles somehow 

[Cover Point]

Take a bow, MT...I was there when you said India will win....amazing, move over Nostradamus!

Winning against the Aussies....that is something else.  How much I would love to see your prediction come true yet again.

May I remind u ladies that it was me ... the great CP.. who had predicted two straight wins for INDIA .. even before the game began!

Now Now... no giving credit to chicks when the real Nostradamus is here!

[suraj]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

no you tried but it was counter-jinxed

[MockTurtle]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

no you tried but it was counter-jinxed

yeah, watch me do it today i got my voodoo doll ready too!      

[sgusa]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

no you tried but it was counter-jinxed

yeah, watch me do it today i got my voodoo doll ready too!      

I am now picturing you as the medicine woman/witch from Pirates of the caribean II

[MockTurtle]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

no you tried but it was counter-jinxed

yeah, watch me do it today i got my voodoo doll ready too!      

I am now picturing you as the medicine woman/witch from Pirates of the caribean II

haven't seen those movies but i intend to use my voodoo doll against fans who rip the team apart when they do poorly and THEN attack poor souls like me for no rhyme or reason.     

jinx, superstitions are all HUMBUG! how will an idjet like me sitting in some remote part of the world saying "we will win" affect the match? hilarious.

*evil mood*

[suraj]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

no you tried but it was counter-jinxed

yeah, watch me do it today i got my voodoo doll ready too!      

I am now picturing you as the medicine woman/witch from Pirates of the caribean II

haven't seen those movies but i intend to use my voodoo doll against fans who rip the team apart when they do poorly and THEN attack poor souls like me for no rhyme or reason.     

jinx, superstitions are all HUMBUG! how will an idjet like me sitting in some remote part of the world saying "we will win" affect the match? hilarious.

*evil mood*

You are such a drama queen 

sulk sulk pout pout as usual

[justforkix]

You are such a drama queen 

sulk sulk pout pout as usual

Hey, I thought this name was patented and given to pessi....

[MockTurtle]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

no you tried but it was counter-jinxed

yeah, watch me do it today i got my voodoo doll ready too!      

I am now picturing you as the medicine woman/witch from Pirates of the caribean II

haven't seen those movies but i intend to use my voodoo doll against fans who rip the team apart when they do poorly and THEN attack poor souls like me for no rhyme or reason.     

jinx, superstitions are all HUMBUG! how will an idjet like me sitting in some remote part of the world saying "we will win" affect the match? hilarious.

*evil mood*

You are such a drama queen 

sulk sulk pout pout as usual

suraj, indian will WIN today..*grin* *sulk* *pout*  are you going to throw ANOTHER hissy fit? :-)

[suraj]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

no you tried but it was counter-jinxed

yeah, watch me do it today i got my voodoo doll ready too!      

I am now picturing you as the medicine woman/witch from Pirates of the caribean II

haven't seen those movies but i intend to use my voodoo doll against fans who rip the team apart when they do poorly and THEN attack poor souls like me for no rhyme or reason.     

jinx, superstitions are all HUMBUG! how will an idjet like me sitting in some remote part of the world saying "we will win" affect the match? hilarious.

*evil mood*

You are such a drama queen 

sulk sulk pout pout as usual

suraj, indian will WIN today..*grin* *sulk* *pout*  are you going to throw ANOTHER hissy fit? :-)

first part makes me happy, second part those are your skills Ms tantrum

Anyway kudos for the bold prediction in last game- hope I get to say that again after this game although Aussies have pretty much owned us in the ODIs for yrs now

[MockTurtle]

i didn't JINX it after-all!

no you tried but it was counter-jinxed

yeah, watch me do it today i got my voodoo doll ready too!      

I am now picturing you as the medicine woman/witch from Pirates of the caribean II

haven't seen those movies but i intend to use my voodoo doll against fans who rip the team apart when they do poorly and THEN attack poor souls like me for no rhyme or reason.     

jinx, superstitions are all HUMBUG! how will an idjet like me sitting in some remote part of the world saying "we will win" affect the match? hilarious.

*evil mood*

You are such a drama queen 

sulk sulk pout pout as usual

suraj, indian will WIN today..*grin* *sulk* *pout*  are you going to throw ANOTHER hissy fit? :-)

first part makes me happy, second part those are your skills Ms tantrum

Anyway kudos for the bold prediction in last game- hope I get to say that again after this game although Aussies have pretty much owned us in the ODIs for yrs now

cmon, who was the one who called me a "non-patriotic GC hater" who wants india to lose and was jinxing it by saying we will win, popping several of your veins in the process ? me or you? huh? huh? let's just blame it on the gene!

anyway, no kudos/applauds - just no point in watching a match if i don't have a hope of an outside chance of winning. i might as well go count the sparrows in the city or sift sand in the hope of finding gold.

now that i know what irks the passionate fans on the DG......*wicked ideas*