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[hastalavistababy]

How to Date a Bisexual


Bisexual people can be attracted to members of both sexes. This doesn't mean 'at the same time'. The vast majority of bisexuals will want a monogamous relationship, just like straight or gay people. A bisexual wanting to date a man and a woman is the same as a man wanting to date 2 women (for example).

Steps
Respect your significant other's bisexuality, for it is an integral part of him/her. Never say anything like, "You're not really bi," or, "Well, you're straight/gay now" just because they're in a relationship with you. Most bisexuals consider themselves to always be bisexual, no matter who they're dating at the time.
Never, ever get angry or insecure at the fact that s/he is attracted to people of both sexes. Remember that if this person is dating you in the first place, it is because s/he is attracted to you as an individual. Just concentrate on being the best boyfriend or girlfriend you can be, and chances are your significant other won't feel the need to stray.
Communicate clearly with your significant other about each of your needs and values for the relationship. Some bisexuals may want to see both men and women, while many others are perfectly happy to remain monogamous. It is up to both of you to come to a concensus on what is acceptable and what isn't, what you consider to be cheating, etc.



Tips
Remember that even though bisexual people can be attracted to both sexes, this doesn't mean they are attracted to everyone. They have limits and standards, just like everyone else.
Many bisexual women are extremely insulted and turned off when straight men say things such as, "You're bi? Great, then we can have a threesome!" or "You can only have relationships with women if I can watch." Unless she is already into threesomes or voyeurism, resist the urge to say such things. (Even if you're joking, she probably won't find it funny.) Her bisexuality is not solely for your benefit. If your motivations for dating a bisexual are just so you can fulfill some sexual fantasy, then it is best not to even bother.

[suraj]

Flute guru,

Now wht will u say to pimpy; "I know it all, Thanks but no thanks"

 

[hastalavistababy]

Flute guru,

Now wht will u say to pimpy; "I know it all, Thanks but no thanks"

 

That is why lalu asked me not to give some one(is that you suraj) free advice.

[hastalavistababy]

Flute guru,

Now wht will u say to pimpy; "I know it all, Thanks but no thanks"

 

before Flute guru say me some thing let me admit that I am a lesbian(sleep with a women) and my spouse is a gay(sleeps with a man).

[Cover Point]

Flute guru,

Now wht will u say to pimpy; "I know it all, Thanks but no thanks"

 

before Flute guru say me some thing let me admit that I am a lesbian(sleep with a women) and my spouse is a gay(sleeps with a man).

What does sleeping have to do with Sex? Pimp Ji, even if you are sleeping with a woman ..does not mean you are not ahving sex with a man. You know intrercourse is not sleeping. And if you are confused and sleep during sex then your partner cant be too satisfied.

hey Pimpji, you of all people should know

[hastalavistababy]

Flute guru,

Now wht will u say to pimpy; "I know it all, Thanks but no thanks"

 

before Flute guru say me some thing let me admit that I am a lesbian(sleep with a women) and my spouse is a gay(sleeps with a man).

What does sleeping have to do with Sex? Pimp Ji, even if you are sleeping with a woman ..does not mean you are not ahving sex with a man. You know intrercourse is not sleeping. And if you are confused and sleep during sex then your partner cant be too satisfied.

hey Pimpji, you of all people should know

Difference between you and me is that you like hard porn movie and I like soft porn. You need imagination to watch soft porn. For hard porn you do not need imagination. Every thing is there.

If  sleep is a very innocent word . You can try this. If you see a cute lady in the street.
   
Ask  her “ you want to sleep with me.” Or  “ voulez vous vous  couchez avec moi( in case she is French)”
   
In soft porn dialog will be “ I want to make love with you” or “j’aime faire la amour avec toi”
       
In hard porn dialog will be “ I want to F*** you” or j’aime fure(possibility of spelling mistake) toi”

Next time when you and me will have conversation I will use hard porn kind of dialog. Mon amour, I will do any thing for you baby .

[Cover Point]

Difference between you and me is that you like hard porn movie and I like soft porn. You need imagination to watch soft porn. For hard porn you do not need imagination. Every thing is there.

Pimpji, good observation. indeed I like Hard Porn. Specially if I am in it and there are no cameras etc.

If  sleep is a very innocent word . You can try this. If you see a cute lady in the street.
   
Ask  her “ you want to sleep with me.” Or  “ voulez vous vous  couchez avec moi( in case she is French)”

   

Pimpji, you and i are in different business. I usually dont go up to any unknown women on the street and ask ANY thing. I can understand that you need to be doing such things. Papi pet ka sawal hai

[sgusa]

Difference between you and me is that you like hard porn movie and I like soft porn. You need imagination to watch soft porn. For hard porn you do not need imagination. Every thing is there.

Pimpji, good observation. indeed I like Hard Porn. Specially if I am in it and there are no cameras etc.

If  sleep is a very innocent word . You can try this. If you see a cute lady in the street.
   
Ask  her “ you want to sleep with me.” Or  “ voulez vous vous  couchez avec moi( in case she is French)”

   

Pimpji, you and i are in different business. I usually dont go up to any unknown women on the street and ask ANY thing. I can understand that you need to be doing such things. Papi pet ka sawal hai

ROTFL !!!

[hastalavistababy]

Difference between you and me is that you like hard porn movie and I like soft porn. You need imagination to watch soft porn. For hard porn you do not need imagination. Every thing is there.

Pimpji, good observation. indeed I like Hard Porn. Specially if I am in it and there are no cameras etc.

If  sleep is a very innocent word . You can try this. If you see a cute lady in the street.
   
Ask  her “ you want to sleep with me.” Or  “ voulez vous vous  couchez avec moi( in case she is French)”

   

Pimpji, you and i are in different business. I usually dont go up to any unknown women on the street and ask ANY thing. I can understand that you need to be doing such things. Papi pet ka sawal hai

ROTFL !!!

Why trying hard to be the lead character of Forrest gump. Did  all the sayings of my earlier post fly above your head. In your  earlier post You were saying that sleep is a innocent word in every context. To prove that sleep is not a innocent word in every context I have asked you to try it. I did not say that you or me always do it. Still flying. By the way  where is that state/country  where you  can earn you livings by  asking cute lady in the street, “ you want to sleep with me.”  . Please take me to that ball park.

SGUSA , Are you trying hard  to be like those person who laugh three times.

I am hitting the road for one week.  You(both of you) may continue on this topic. But my response will be after one week

[ramshorns]

I am hitting the road for one week.  You(both of you) may continue on this topic. But my response will be after one week

To pick someone up I suppose.

[hastalavistababy]

I am hitting the road for one week.  You(both of you) may continue on this topic. But my response will be after one week

To pick someone up I suppose.

but There is some problem. My gay wife is going with me. Next Time I will request you for some addrees or a least some tel no from your black book.


This joke is for you. 

One person is flying to Thailand. His neighboring  passenger asked him why is going alone and why his wife is not accompanying him. He replied , “ I am not that much stupid that I will carry a sandwich  to dinner party”

[sgusa]

I am hitting the road for one week.  You(both of you) may continue on this topic. But my response will be after one week

To pick someone up I suppose.

but There is some problem. My gay wife is going with me. Next Time I will request you for some addrees or a least some tel no from your black book.


This joke is for you. 

One person is flying to Thailand. His neighboring  passenger asked him why is going alone and why his wife is not accompanying him. He replied , “ I am not that much stupid that I will carry a sandwich  to dinner party”

Unless ofcourse it is a BYO_ or a potluck

[fineleg]

I am hitting the road for one week.  You(both of you) may continue on this topic. But my response will be after one week

To pick someone up I suppose.

but There is some problem. My gay wife is going with me. Next Time I will request you for some addrees or a least some tel no from your black book.


This joke is for you. 

One person is flying to Thailand. His neighboring  passenger asked him why is going alone and why his wife is not accompanying him. He replied , “ I am not that much stupid that I will carry a sandwich  to dinner party”

Unless ofcourse it is a BYO_ or a potluck

Potluck! If I understand correctly (dean take note), Ugh!

[dhruvdeepak]

I am hitting the road for one week.  You(both of you) may continue on this topic. But my response will be after one week

To pick someone up I suppose.

but There is some problem. My gay wife is going with me. Next Time I will request you for some addrees or a least some tel no from your black book.


This joke is for you. 

One person is flying to Thailand. His neighboring  passenger asked him why is going alone and why his wife is not accompanying him. He replied , “ I am not that much stupid that I will carry a sandwich  to dinner party”

Unless ofcourse it is a BYO_ or a potluck

Potluck! If I understand correctly (dean take note), Ugh!

you probably dont but will let it pass

[Cover Point]

Why trying hard to be the lead character of Forrest gump. Did  all the sayings of my earlier post fly above your head.

PimpJi, Life is like a box of chocolate! Forest gump accomplished more than you or your (so called) employees could ever do. So whats wrong with being Gump!

By the way  where is that state/country  where you  can earn you livings by  asking cute lady in the street, “ you want to sleep with me.”  . Please take me to that ball park.

That would be vegas. Just have change "me' suitably per your client. Be sure to hit that on your Road Trip. Internationally you could also do it in Amsterdam

I am hitting the road for one week.  You(both of you) may continue on this topic. But my response will be after one week

Say hi to your gay wife for us !

PS: Dean, is there opening for pimp in your school? How many want to bet that he does not know that 'gay' can refer to both sexes