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[dhruvdeepak]

i better furnish TL with answers otherwise it might cry 'foul'


Even though I can relate somewhat, better to ask u for info:
As relating to this context:
What is 1st base?
What is 2nd base?
What is 3rd base?

I guess we know home-run.


1st: french kissing
2nd: feeling/fingering w/o clothes
3rd: oral fixations
home: hopefully you know about the birds and the bees

JFK takes off for a summer vacation and this is what i have to deal with....

i do hope FL is not some 16 yr old, or this DG will face some REAL problems from his parents if they stumble upon us educating him

[sgusa]

not smart enough to figure out the whole package? well, what can i say! it's your species.(but then there are always the odd lancelots to make up for the rest!) 

Just not masochistic enough to try!

[fineleg]

i better furnish TL with answers otherwise it might cry 'foul'


Even though I can relate somewhat, better to ask u for info:
As relating to this context:
What is 1st base?
What is 2nd base?
What is 3rd base?

I guess we know home-run.


1st: french kissing
2nd: feeling/fingering w/o clothes
3rd: oral fixations
home: hopefully you know about the birds and the bees

We can always count on the experienced Dean to clarify!

[MockTurtle]

not smart enough to figure out the whole package? well, what can i say! it's your species.(but then there are always the odd lancelots to make up for the rest!) 

Just not masochistic enough to try!

tut tut..despite all your misgivings about us women, i find your species quite fascinating. some day, i may comprehend y'all too. suraj did give me a crash course but i ain't buying that.   

[sgusa]

not smart enough to figure out the whole package? well, what can i say! it's your species.(but then there are always the odd lancelots to make up for the rest!) 

Just not masochistic enough to try!

tut tut..despite all your misgivings about us women, i find your species quite fascinating. some day, i may comprehend y'all too. suraj did give me a crash course but i ain't buying that.   

And therein lies the secret of our success

[MockTurtle]

not smart enough to figure out the whole package? well, what can i say! it's your species.(but then there are always the odd lancelots to make up for the rest!) 

Just not masochistic enough to try!

tut tut..despite all your misgivings about us women, i find your species quite fascinating. some day, i may comprehend y'all too. suraj did give me a crash course but i ain't buying that.   

And therein lies the secret of our success

i find aliens fascinating too. 

[fineleg]

not smart enough to figure out the whole package? well, what can i say! it's your species.(but then there are always the odd lancelots to make up for the rest!) 

Just not masochistic enough to try!

tut tut..despite all your misgivings about us women, i find your species quite fascinating. some day, i may comprehend y'all too. suraj did give me a crash course but i ain't buying that.   

And therein lies the secret of our success

i find aliens fascinating too. 

I suggest we dont make things overly complicated.
Dean DD has spoken. If u really want to keep things bit longwinded, go through base 1-3 and then home.
If u want to keep it MSD style - simple but *very efficient* - then u can rush thru bases.

Whats beyond that? Why all complicasions?

Food, dishwashing etc will always be there - we do need food to survive and then move on to dean's topics.

[MockTurtle]

not smart enough to figure out the whole package? well, what can i say! it's your species.(but then there are always the odd lancelots to make up for the rest!) 

Just not masochistic enough to try!

tut tut..despite all your misgivings about us women, i find your species quite fascinating. some day, i may comprehend y'all too. suraj did give me a crash course but i ain't buying that.   

And therein lies the secret of our success

i find aliens fascinating too. 

I suggest we dont make things overly complicated.
Dean DD has spoken. If u really want to keep things bit longwinded, go through base 1-3 and then home.
If u want to keep it MSD style - simple but *very efficient* - then u can rush thru bases.

Whats beyond that? Why all complicasions?

Food, dishwashing etc will always be there - we do need food to survive and then move on to dean's topics.

well, unfortunately, as humans, we seem to seek emotional bonding as well as biological bonding. (applies to men too). esle, you woudn't see so many marriages around us, would you? if all that ppl sought were the four steps,why bother with commitment and permanence? 

[fineleg]

Sure, emotional bonding is needed. It is good, but, yes some complicasions cannot be avoided. Agreed.
Beyond that keep it simple and enjoy.  [123of reality check]

[fineleg]

Alrite PP time. Will be back in DG later.
Enjoy.

[Libran]

I think Mock is doing all that 'dieting', exercising, 'no sugar' etc, coz she is scared someday, someone might tell her this 

BTW mock did the ones u had (years ago) - did they exercise?

i fear someone may say "you are FATTER"  

my cats? sure, they did - they would run from the gate to the kitchen if they hear the milk packet being opened, run to the dining table if they heard someone crunching a papad, etc.  

They were food addicts! I  believe u that they are ur cats!

i need some inspiration - i want to eat only boiled vegetables, daal and select fruits for the next 1 month. please keep calling me FATSO, BLOB etc. maybe that will work. i do well for some time only to go out on some dinner and binge. waaaah!

From today till the NEXT 1 month - we need to call her FATSO, BLOB etc...Understand!?

How about OBELIXI or to bring ina little bit of nativety...OBELIXIAMMAL or OBELIXIMOL  

[dhruvdeepak]

not smart enough to figure out the whole package? well, what can i say! it's your species.(but then there are always the odd lancelots to make up for the rest!) 

Just not masochistic enough to try!

tut tut..despite all your misgivings about us women, i find your species quite fascinating. some day, i may comprehend y'all too. suraj did give me a crash course but i ain't buying that.   

And therein lies the secret of our success

i find aliens fascinating too. 

are you an x-phile like me? oh crap akka i keep forgetting you dont watch tv

[sgusa]

well, unfortunately, as humans, we seem to seek emotional bonding as well as biological bonding. (applies to men too). esle, you woudn't see so many marriages around us, would you? if all that ppl sought were the four steps,why bother with commitment and permanence? 

Marriage is a conspiracy created by women to ensure continued financial and other support for themselves and their children. Ofcourse in today's world since the woman can earn too, it shouldn't be necessary anymore.

PS: My statement is based on biology. The best interest of the male lies in spreading his seed as much as possible with as mnay partners as possible. The best interest of the female lies in trying the keep the male around while she is pregnant and until the children can fend for themselves.

[MockTurtle]

Sure, emotional bonding is needed. It is good, but, yes some complicasions cannot be avoided. Agreed.
Beyond that keep it simple and enjoy.  [123of reality check]

oh, yes, it is very simple for me, i eat, he pays. i take, he gives, i sit, he works, etc.  

[MockTurtle]

I think Mock is doing all that 'dieting', exercising, 'no sugar' etc, coz she is scared someday, someone might tell her this 

BTW mock did the ones u had (years ago) - did they exercise?

i fear someone may say "you are FATTER"  

my cats? sure, they did - they would run from the gate to the kitchen if they hear the milk packet being opened, run to the dining table if they heard someone crunching a papad, etc.  

They were food addicts! I  believe u that they are ur cats!

i need some inspiration - i want to eat only boiled vegetables, daal and select fruits for the next 1 month. please keep calling me FATSO, BLOB etc. maybe that will work. i do well for some time only to go out on some dinner and binge. waaaah!

From today till the NEXT 1 month - we need to call her FATSO, BLOB etc...Understand!?

How about OBELIXI or to bring ina little bit of nativety...OBELIXIAMMAL or OBELIXIMOL  

ROFL - why AMMAL?? dang - do i come across as a doyenne here!

[Libran]

sgusa:

PHAT = Pretty Hot & All That (there are diffrent variations of course)

it is Mock herself who mentioned she is either fat/ or rapidly approaching said state!

Yes I noticed that MT brought it up, but thats self deprecting humor. Humor protocol suggests you do not knock on a person who is indulging in self deprecation.

yes, absolutely, kban, you ROCK. applause for you. 

Mock, didnt you freaking ask us to call you FAT n such to give you inspiration ?? Nallathuku kaalamilla ippalam!

i did too - am i complaining? but so gallant of kban to defend me despite all that! so he ROCKS.   

All of a sudden - gallant, knight with shining armor! Too difficult to understand Akkas and aunties! Give up.

But wtf is frikkin dean doing same-side-goal! Dean needs to update curriculum. Where is he loitering?

actually i was watching the replay (on tv) of india vs windies 2nd ODI, the one where yuvraj got bowled with 2 to win.
what a game! i was holding my hands to my head again, despite already knowing the result. that match must've really knocked the stuffing out of Yuvi. but he will be back i reckon.

my comment was meant to test skills independent of your responses and various shill cries. it was rather like Ian Frazier throwing square shaped balls at Kaif. You were meant to be confused and bewildered, so not to worry all's well. dont fall out of the crib 
if i call Akka fat she will wallop me and I wont get any garlic rasam.

Kban - point noted. I will set up a cradle for fineleg in a room nearby.

This is like the unfairly cheated in the Tamil vocabulary thread  

He called MT akka and fat w/o intending to hurt.That is what Deans are for

[MockTurtle]

well, unfortunately, as humans, we seem to seek emotional bonding as well as biological bonding. (applies to men too). esle, you woudn't see so many marriages around us, would you? if all that ppl sought were the four steps,why bother with commitment and permanence? 

Marriage is a conspiracy created by women to ensure continued financial and other support for themselves and their children. Ofcourse in today's world since the woman can earn too, it shouldn't be necessary anymore.

PS: My statement is based on biology. The best interest of the male lies in spreading his seed as much as possible with as mnay partners as possible. The best interest of the female lies in trying the keep the male around while she is pregnant and until the children can fend for themselves.

why shdn't women also have many partners? i mean, goose, *er, sauce, etc.?

[MockTurtle]

sgusa:

PHAT = Pretty Hot & All That (there are diffrent variations of course)

it is Mock herself who mentioned she is either fat/ or rapidly approaching said state!

Yes I noticed that MT brought it up, but thats self deprecting humor. Humor protocol suggests you do not knock on a person who is indulging in self deprecation.

yes, absolutely, kban, you ROCK. applause for you. 

Mock, didnt you freaking ask us to call you FAT n such to give you inspiration ?? Nallathuku kaalamilla ippalam!

i did too - am i complaining? but so gallant of kban to defend me despite all that! so he ROCKS.   

All of a sudden - gallant, knight with shining armor! Too difficult to understand Akkas and aunties! Give up.

But wtf is frikkin dean doing same-side-goal! Dean needs to update curriculum. Where is he loitering?

actually i was watching the replay (on tv) of india vs windies 2nd ODI, the one where yuvraj got bowled with 2 to win.
what a game! i was holding my hands to my head again, despite already knowing the result. that match must've really knocked the stuffing out of Yuvi. but he will be back i reckon.

my comment was meant to test skills independent of your responses and various shill cries. it was rather like Ian Frazier throwing square shaped balls at Kaif. You were meant to be confused and bewildered, so not to worry all's well. dont fall out of the crib 
if i call Akka fat she will wallop me and I wont get any garlic rasam.

Kban - point noted. I will set up a cradle for fineleg in a room nearby.

This is like the unfairly cheated in the Tamil vocabulary thread  

He called MT akka and fat w/o intending to hurt.That is what Deans are for

oh, i have ALLOWED him to call me akka.

[Blwe_torch]

Hey...nice to see this thread still has no mention of food-stuff, namely rasam, onions, garlic, etc!
Rely on a lady to convert a cricket ground into a kitchen!
But Mock...no wonder you are the big draw of this DG!...( AWARD CEREMONY RESULTS NOTWITHSTANDING!)

[sgusa]

well, unfortunately, as humans, we seem to seek emotional bonding as well as biological bonding. (applies to men too). esle, you woudn't see so many marriages around us, would you? if all that ppl sought were the four steps,why bother with commitment and permanence? 

Marriage is a conspiracy created by women to ensure continued financial and other support for themselves and their children. Ofcourse in today's world since the woman can earn too, it shouldn't be necessary anymore.

PS: My statement is based on biology. The best interest of the male lies in spreading his seed as much as possible with as mnay partners as possible. The best interest of the female lies in trying the keep the male around while she is pregnant and until the children can fend for themselves.

why shdn't women also have many partners? i mean, goose, *er, sauce, etc.?

They can. I didnt say they cant. But once pregnant by a certain male, she needs a guy to hang around. Now in the animal kingdom another male will not help ( might even harm the baby of another male). So she needs to hold on to the baby's dad.

[Libran]

I think Mock is doing all that 'dieting', exercising, 'no sugar' etc, coz she is scared someday, someone might tell her this 

BTW mock did the ones u had (years ago) - did they exercise?

i fear someone may say "you are FATTER"  

my cats? sure, they did - they would run from the gate to the kitchen if they hear the milk packet being opened, run to the dining table if they heard someone crunching a papad, etc.  

They were food addicts! I  believe u that they are ur cats!

i need some inspiration - i want to eat only boiled vegetables, daal and select fruits for the next 1 month. please keep calling me FATSO, BLOB etc. maybe that will work. i do well for some time only to go out on some dinner and binge. waaaah!

From today till the NEXT 1 month - we need to call her FATSO, BLOB etc...Understand!?

How about OBELIXI or to bring ina little bit of nativety...OBELIXIAMMAL or OBELIXIMOL  

ROFL - why AMMAL?? dang - do i come across as a doyenne here!

I can only relate the AMMAL to some of the women we see in Tamil movies...with those long earings dangling from earholes good enough for cat and mice to play....like...like.....let me think....Yes.... Manorama in Chinna Gounder or the one who acts as Sivaji's wife in Mudhal Mariyadhai ...those types....

[MockTurtle]

well, unfortunately, as humans, we seem to seek emotional bonding as well as biological bonding. (applies to men too). esle, you woudn't see so many marriages around us, would you? if all that ppl sought were the four steps,why bother with commitment and permanence? 

Marriage is a conspiracy created by women to ensure continued financial and other support for themselves and their children. Ofcourse in today's world since the woman can earn too, it shouldn't be necessary anymore.

PS: My statement is based on biology. The best interest of the male lies in spreading his seed as much as possible with as mnay partners as possible. The best interest of the female lies in trying the keep the male around while she is pregnant and until the children can fend for themselves.

why shdn't women also have many partners? i mean, goose, *er, sauce, etc.?

They can. I didnt say they cant. But once pregnant by a certain male, she needs a guy to hang around. Now in the animal kingdom another male will not help ( might even harm the baby of another male). So she needs to hold on to the baby's dad.

and pray, why wd she need a guy to hang around? there are umpteen single moms - in fact, a "guy" is not even needed to have a child.

[MockTurtle]

Hey...nice to see this thread still has no mention of food-stuff, namely rasam, onions, garlic, etc!
Rely on a lady to convert a cricket ground into a kitchen!
But Mock...no wonder you are the big draw of this DG!...( AWARD CEREMONY RESULTS NOTWITHSTANDING!)

is this your way of telling me that i haven't won a darn thing? 

[Blwe_torch]

Hey...nice to see this thread still has no mention of food-stuff, namely rasam, onions, garlic, etc!
Rely on a lady to convert a cricket ground into a kitchen!
But Mock...no wonder you are the big draw of this DG!...( AWARD CEREMONY RESULTS NOTWITHSTANDING!)

is this your way of telling me that i haven't won a darn thing? 

 
Can't say...can't see!

[MockTurtle]

I can only relate the AMMAL to some of the women we see in Tamil movies...with those long earings dangling from earholes good enough for cat and mice to play....like...like.....let me think....Yes.... Manorama in Chinna Gounder or the one who acts as Sivaji's wife in Mudhal Mariyadhai ...those types....

 

and u chose to call me an AMMAL? is that the image you have of me? kban! where are you? this is worse than a BLOB!  

[Blwe_torch]

how is an ammal?

[sgusa]

well, unfortunately, as humans, we seem to seek emotional bonding as well as biological bonding. (applies to men too). esle, you woudn't see so many marriages around us, would you? if all that ppl sought were the four steps,why bother with commitment and permanence? 

Marriage is a conspiracy created by women to ensure continued financial and other support for themselves and their children. Ofcourse in today's world since the woman can earn too, it shouldn't be necessary anymore.

PS: My statement is based on biology. The best interest of the male lies in spreading his seed as much as possible with as mnay partners as possible. The best interest of the female lies in trying the keep the male around while she is pregnant and until the children can fend for themselves.

why shdn't women also have many partners? i mean, goose, *er, sauce, etc.?

They can. I didnt say they cant. But once pregnant by a certain male, she needs a guy to hang around. Now in the animal kingdom another male will not help ( might even harm the baby of another male). So she needs to hold on to the baby's dad.

and pray, why wd she need a guy to hang around? there are umpteen single moms - in fact, a "guy" is not even needed to have a child.

Aree, that is why i said "in these days it(marriage) shouldn't be necesary".

And until you come up with artificial sperm, you do need a "guy"

[MockTurtle]

Hey...nice to see this thread still has no mention of food-stuff, namely rasam, onions, garlic, etc!
Rely on a lady to convert a cricket ground into a kitchen!
But Mock...no wonder you are the big draw of this DG!...( AWARD CEREMONY RESULTS NOTWITHSTANDING!)

is this your way of telling me that i haven't won a darn thing? 

 
Can't say...can't see!

....anyway, it's my CONGENIAL personality and not me being a DUBBLEX. Hmph! et tu?

[Blwe_torch]

et nes pas mois!

[MockTurtle]

Aree, that is why i said "in these days it(marriage) shouldn't be necesary".

And until you come up with artificial sperm, you do need a "guy"

arrrey, idjet, all you need is a sperm and not a GUY! haven't you heard of IVF? *slapping forehead*

[Blwe_torch]

Aree, that is why i said "in these days it(marriage) shouldn't be necesary".

And until you come up with artificial sperm, you do need a "guy"

arrrey, idjet, all you need is a sperm and not a GUY! haven't you heard of IVF? *slapping forehead*

Congrats on your 900th post!

[MockTurtle]

et nes pas mois!

that's it - when i return from my trip, i be talking only cricket. *honing her edges*. i will also create a new id and no one will know. HA! MT will be killed.

[dhruvdeepak]

Hey...nice to see this thread still has no mention of food-stuff, namely rasam, onions, garlic, etc!
Rely on a lady to convert a cricket ground into a kitchen!
But Mock...no wonder you are the big draw of this DG!...( AWARD CEREMONY RESULTS NOTWITHSTANDING!)

is this your way of telling me that i haven't won a darn thing? 

 
Can't say...can't see!

when fineleg reads this he's going to blow a fuse.
"how come HE'S allowed to see the results and IM not? HE is trying to SWAY the voting. Please remove these posts"

[sudzz]

well, unfortunately, as humans, we seem to seek emotional bonding as well as biological bonding. (applies to men too). esle, you woudn't see so many marriages around us, would you? if all that ppl sought were the four steps,why bother with commitment and permanence? 

Marriage is a conspiracy created by women to ensure continued financial and other support for themselves and their children. Ofcourse in today's world since the woman can earn too, it shouldn't be necessary anymore.

PS: My statement is based on biology. The best interest of the male lies in spreading his seed as much as possible with as mnay partners as possible. The best interest of the female lies in trying the keep the male around while she is pregnant and until the children can fend for themselves.

why shdn't women also have many partners? i mean, goose, *er, sauce, etc.?

Amen to that I agree...

Though Iam married and happily at that I still feel that men and women like all other animals are not designed for monogamy.

Physically in the prime of our sexual peak we are all like other animals seeking to mate as many times as possible and in our case we do not just for the need to procreate but even for recreation.

What stops is the fact that we are emotional beings and therefore we cannot deliante the physical and mental aspects very easily and bonds like marriage only strengthen that feeling.

[Blwe_torch]

Take the award ( that is, if u win)..and then change your id...

[sgusa]

Aree, that is why i said "in these days it(marriage) shouldn't be necesary".

And until you come up with artificial sperm, you do need a "guy"

arrrey, idjet, all you need is a sperm and not a GUY! haven't you heard of IVF? *slapping forehead*

You IDJET, I am talking about the sperm. The boys, the soldiers, the Guys, the minutemen, the militia, the explorers, the adventures.

Kapish ?

[MockTurtle]

Aree, that is why i said "in these days it(marriage) shouldn't be necesary".

And until you come up with artificial sperm, you do need a "guy"

arrrey, idjet, all you need is a sperm and not a GUY! haven't you heard of IVF? *slapping forehead*

Congrats on your 900th post!

i will retire when i reach 1000.

[dhruvdeepak]

et nes pas mois!

that's it - when i return from my trip, i be talking only cricket. *honing her edges*. i will also create a new id and no one will know. HA! MT will be killed.

yeah you'll be real hard to find.
all it will take is for sgusa to mention using skim milk or something and the camouflage will be gone.

[Blwe_torch]

this 'procreate' and 'recreate' sounds damn similar!

[MockTurtle]

Aree, that is why i said "in these days it(marriage) shouldn't be necesary".

And until you come up with artificial sperm, you do need a "guy"

arrrey, idjet, all you need is a sperm and not a GUY! haven't you heard of IVF? *slapping forehead*

You IDJET, I am talking about the sperm. The boys, the soldiers, the Guys, the minutemen, the militia, the explorers, the adventures.

Kapish ?

... but we don't need to see a GUY anywhere and your earlier statement of needing a "guy" to get pregnant and have him hang around is not VALID. (you are the bigger IDJET). yeah, he was needed somewhere in the world but a woman can live her whole life, have a kid too without SEEING a guy, if she so wishes.