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Photo - Dalmiya attempting nose-picking in public
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Re: Photo - Dalmiya attempting nose-picking in public
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2006, 06:47:38 PM »
I want to beat ravi1010, blwe and jaat69 to it by saying:

He is not picking his nose but simply indicating that he needs to take a toilet break. Any 5 yr old could tell you what putting up 2 fingers mean. And it is obvious you were not joking because you didn't put a smilie. Everyone knows a joke needs a laughter track.


And just in case you were wondering. I'm not joking either. See no smilie.


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Re: Photo - Dalmiya attempting nose-picking in public
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2006, 07:08:15 PM »
He is showing middle finger  plus to someone.
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Re: Photo - Dalmiya attempting nose-picking in public
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2006, 07:19:51 PM »
Quote from: ranjit on July 31, 2006, 06:47:38 PM
I want to beat ravi1010, blwe and jaat69 to it by saying:

He is not picking his nose but simply indicating that he needs to take a toilet break. Any 5 yr old could tell you what putting up 2 fingers mean. And it is obvious you were not joking because you didn't put a smilie. Everyone knows a joke needs a laughter track.


And just in case you were wondering. I'm not joking either. See no smilie.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Photo - Dalmiya attempting nose-picking in public
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2006, 07:20:22 PM »
Quote from: gcspimpharsha on July 31, 2006, 07:08:15 PM
He is showing middle finger  plus to someone.

Stop it u are killing me GCSPMP ;D ;D
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Re: Photo - Dalmiya attempting nose-picking in public
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2006, 07:28:50 PM »
Here is an excerpt from Nose picking techniques from Naaksutra by Jaggu Dada.

After you worked one digit into the hole and worked it around until it is well lubricated, you introduce the second digit and directly massage the tender spot for maximum pleasure.
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Re: Photo - Dalmiya attempting nose-picking in public
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2006, 07:33:57 PM »
For readers benefit:

I put a whole glossary of nose-picking stuff in the Jokes thread. Here is the link:

http://www.cricketvoice.com/cricketforum2/index.php?topic=4026.msg57810#msg57810
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Re: Photo - Dalmiya attempting nose-picking in public
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2006, 08:46:01 PM »
Quote from: pieterSAN on July 31, 2006, 07:28:50 PM
Here is an excerpt from Nose picking techniques from Naaksutra by Jaggu Dada.

After you worked one digit into the hole and worked it around until it is well lubricated, you introduce the second digit and directly massage the tender spot for maximum pleasure.

Ha ha ha! (1) Nice attempt at passing this off for the nose (2) If Jaggu sincerely followed this advice, he wouldn't be all that uptight would he?
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Re: Photo - Dalmiya attempting nose-picking in public
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2006, 10:13:57 PM »
Quote from: suraj on July 31, 2006, 07:19:51 PM
Quote from: ranjit on July 31, 2006, 06:47:38 PM
I want to beat ravi1010, blwe and jaat69 to it by saying:

He is not picking his nose but simply indicating that he needs to take a toilet break. Any 5 yr old could tell you what putting up 2 fingers mean. And it is obvious you were not joking because you didn't put a smilie. Everyone knows a joke needs a laughter track.


And just in case you were wondering. I'm not joking either. See no smilie.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
didnt we discuss these no-smiley examinations yesterday? ruchir you are doing some fine work
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Re: Photo - Dalmiya attempting nose-picking in public
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2006, 04:20:29 AM »
Quote from: dhruvdeepak on July 31, 2006, 10:13:57 PM
Quote from: suraj on July 31, 2006, 07:19:51 PM
Quote from: ranjit on July 31, 2006, 06:47:38 PM
I want to beat ravi1010, blwe and jaat69 to it by saying:

He is not picking his nose but simply indicating that he needs to take a toilet break. Any 5 yr old could tell you what putting up 2 fingers mean. And it is obvious you were not joking because you didn't put a smilie. Everyone knows a joke needs a laughter track.


And just in case you were wondering. I'm not joking either. See no smilie.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
didnt we discuss these no-smiley examinations yesterday? ruchir you are doing some fine work

DD : maybe a sticky thread with a cheat sheet or flash card deck of sorts with all these details that will help the fellow DG members avaoid coming off as total TLs is in order !
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Re: Photo - Dalmiya attempting nose-picking in public
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2006, 03:02:01 PM »
Auntyji...are you working 3 shifts? ;D
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