Topic: Who would you marry? or Who did you marry? What is your #1 criteria? (Read 2867 times)

fineleg · « **on:** July 31, 2006, 06:13:57 PM »

Who would you marry? or Who did you marry (if ur already married)? What is your #1 criteria?

Since the CV polls are going on, I am creating this poll (whats new), since I saw this funny (well, maybe not funny) poll a few days ago on another website. I wont reveal the answer as to which option won (on that other site) as yet.

Some caveats that were posted:
Dont worry that the option "I dont want to marry anyone" is not there - i guess its not there coz then ur vote does not count.

suraj · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:28:32 PM »

Finey takes revenge on HOD by creating a poll that excludes him. So my vote doesn't count

"Bahut na insaafi hai
Sazaa milegi
Barobar milegi"

LosingNow · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:31:03 PM »

This should be a multiple selection poll. The above choices are not mutually exclusive.

I THINK I married a "rich, fabulous looking, intelligent spouse who understands me and takes care of me".

flute202020 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:36:04 PM »

Fineleg, are you trying to figure out how your own criteria should be?

I did say it is not the best way to decide. To each his own.

My fav statement which I keep repeating to all my friends is that people come in packages, when you choose someone, you are also choosing all the pluses & minuses of that person and will have to learn to deal with it. When I chose, I did not do so based on any single criteria but rather looked at the complete person.

fineleg · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:39:31 PM »

Flute,
LOL. No, this is not for my criteria - it was just for fun. And this was not my original poll either - i copied it.

LN, sure it is always a combination package in the real world. This is just for fun so ppl vote on the #1.

Suraj,
You are part of UCV - hasn't dean given u info regarding the advtg of getting married! Hahaha.

hastalavistababy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:39:57 PM »

are you married?. OR you are looking for suggestion from DG. Smart eh. Hey I do not know your social status. I am a middle class . If I want to marry in future I will be looking for a middle class wife. defination of middle class wife (Moderately beautiful , moderately educated, moderately smart). For middle class people, It is smart to have a middle class wife and a mistress like Sushmita Sen ,Aishwarya Rai

suraj · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:41:08 PM »

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on July 31, 2006, 06:39:57 PM

are you married?. OR you are looking for suggestion from DG. Smart eh. Hey I do not know your social status. I am a middle class . If I want to marry in future I will be looking for a middle class wife. defination of middle class wife (Moderately beautiful , moderately educated, moderately smart). For middle class people, It is smart to have a middle class wife and a mistress like Sushmita Sen ,Aishwarya Rai

Applause

fineleg · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:41:20 PM »

GCSPH,
As I said above, nope, I am not "that TL!"

to look for 'suggestions' from DG!
This is purely for fun and to TAUNT suraj! LOL.

fineleg · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:42:12 PM »

Quote from: suraj on July 31, 2006, 06:41:08 PM

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on July 31, 2006, 06:39:57 PM
For middle class people, It is smart to have a middle class wife and a mistress like Sushmita Sen ,Aishwarya Rai

Applause

GCSPH - ROFL! Good one!

suraj · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:42:59 PM »

Quote from: losingnow on July 31, 2006, 06:31:03 PM

I THINK I married a "rich, fabulous looking, intelligent spouse who understands me and takes care of me".

Hey,

Wht movie is your life story?

fineleg · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:44:34 PM »

Quote from: suraj on July 31, 2006, 06:42:59 PM

Quote from: losingnow on July 31, 2006, 06:31:03 PM

I THINK I married a "rich, fabulous looking, intelligent spouse who understands me and takes care of me".

Hey,

Wht movie is your life story?

LN's story is "losing"...the white knight who lost Mock to FP! LOL.
Or if we want to know the happy ending, then contact director CP.

Actually this poll is related to Mock Terp's thread or poll - might as well increase her thread post count if we merge this poll and Terp's thread. (Just kidding for those TL dean's who will start digging where is the 'relation' in threads).

fineleg · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:46:13 PM »

There is one person who has voted! Bravo!
Indeed that is the answer that won earlier too!

ruchir · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:48:39 PM »

FINELEG:

If at all you are looking for some advice, marry the first girl who agrees to marry you. All criterias go up in the air if the girl rejects you.

fineleg · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:50:26 PM »

Quote from: ruchir on July 31, 2006, 06:48:39 PM

FINELEG:

If at all you are looking for some advice, marry the first girl who agrees to marry you. All criterias go up in the air if the girl rejects you.

LOL! Thanks for the advice, but no I am not looking for it, just having some fun on DG - the CV polls are too serious I suppose, so creating some light hearted ones.

ranjit · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:51:44 PM »

Just to clarify we are talking about Biwi No. 1, right?

Aloo Kashmiri Ul Haq · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:54:31 PM »

Quote from: ranjit on July 31, 2006, 06:51:44 PM

Just to clarify we are talking about Biwi No. 1, right?

last heard we were either in india or in usa, pakistaniyon ki baat alag hai

LosingNow · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:54:34 PM »

Quote from: suraj on July 31, 2006, 06:42:59 PM

Quote from: losingnow on July 31, 2006, 06:31:03 PM

I THINK I married a "rich, fabulous looking, intelligent spouse who understands me and takes care of me".

Hey,

Wht movie is your life story?

Dont know the name..but the genre is fantasy!

Hint: she occassionally reads my posts on this DG

ruchir · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:56:24 PM »

Quote from: ranjit on July 31, 2006, 06:51:44 PM

Just to clarify we are talking about Biwi No. 1, right?

Of course, RANJIT. After marrying once, man becomes terrified of the word.

hastalavistababy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:56:33 PM »

Quote from: fineleg on July 31, 2006, 06:50:26 PM

Quote from: ruchir on July 31, 2006, 06:48:39 PM
FINELEG:

If at all you are looking for some advice, marry the first girl who agrees to marry you. All criterias go up in the air if the girl rejects you.

LOL! Thanks for the advice, but no I am not looking for it, just having some fun on DG - the CV polls are too serious I suppose, so creating some light hearted ones.

Why you are defending yourself?. Even if it true what is the problem. You ask for suggestion and we will give all kind of suggestion to screw your life . that's what friends are for.

Aloo Kashmiri Ul Haq · « **Reply #19 on:** July 31, 2006, 06:59:31 PM »

Quote from: losingnow on July 31, 2006, 06:54:34 PM

Quote from: suraj on July 31, 2006, 06:42:59 PM
Quote from: losingnow on July 31, 2006, 06:31:03 PM

I THINK I married a "rich, fabulous looking, intelligent spouse who understands me and takes care of me".

Hey,

Wht movie is your life story?
Dont know the name..but the genre is fantasy!

Hint: she occassionally reads my posts on this DG

what about thumbnails!?

fineleg · « **Reply #20 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:00:45 PM »

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on July 31, 2006, 06:56:33 PM

Quote from: fineleg on July 31, 2006, 06:50:26 PM
Quote from: ruchir on July 31, 2006, 06:48:39 PM
FINELEG:

If at all you are looking for some advice, marry the first girl who agrees to marry you. All criterias go up in the air if the girl rejects you.

LOL! Thanks for the advice, but no I am not looking for it, just having some fun on DG - the CV polls are too serious I suppose, so creating some light hearted ones.

You ask for suggestion and we will give all kind of suggestion to screw your life . that's what friends are for.

GCSPH,
Thanks for the reminder! Thats why I never ask for "such" suggestions in DG

suraj · « **Reply #21 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:06:55 PM »

A universal applause for all to make this a hilarious thread.

gcimp

ranjit: can always cout on u to deliver the humor
ruchir: spoken like a married man
dy; for reporting from across the border
LN: if it is not fantasy- I hate u, you lucky bastard

Fineleg- for starting it all

fineleg · « **Reply #22 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:07:55 PM »

Quote from: suraj on July 31, 2006, 07:06:55 PM

A universal applause for all to make this a hilarious thread.

gcimp
ranjit: can always cout on u to deliver the humor
ruchir: spoken like a married man
dy; for reporting from across the border
LN: if it is not fantasy- I hate u, you lucky bastard

Fineleg- for starting it all

Applause esp for this "dy; for reporting from across the border" - ROFL.

Aloo Kashmiri Ul Haq · « **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:08:33 PM »

all i got was a smite

alright i need a wife who knows computer crap so she can turn all my smites into applauses

suraj · « **Reply #24 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:09:53 PM »

Quote from: fineleg on July 31, 2006, 06:41:20 PM

GCSPH,
As I said above, nope, I am not "that TL!" to look for 'suggestions' from DG!
This is purely for fun and to TAUNT suraj! LOL.

DIG DIG DIG Deeper Finey!
When u are buried in all those "special" projects at TL, don't bring the student union to complain against HOD and Dean

suraj · « **Reply #25 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:13:10 PM »

Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:08:33 PM

all i got was a smite
alright i need a wife who knows computer crap so she can turn all my smites into applauses

Sorry mate, I can give only 1 for 12 hrs-someone else will have to counteract the smite that u got from God knows whom?

BTW, once u have a wife smites and applauses will be the least of your worries- right Ruchir??

hastalavistababy · « **Reply #26 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:15:25 PM »

Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:08:33 PM

all i got was a smite
alright i need a wife who knows computer crap so she can turn all my smites into applauses

be careful . if you marry a computer crap she may read your girl friend's e_mail from hard drive even you delete your girl friend's e_mail

fineleg · « **Reply #27 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:16:05 PM »

if u marry a computer "crap"?

ROFL! @GCSPH

suraj · « **Reply #28 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:18:15 PM »

be careful . if you marry a computer crap she may read your girl friend's e_mail from hard drive even you delete your girl friend's e_mail
[/quote]

frigging hilariousssssssssssss

Aloo Kashmiri Ul Haq · « **Reply #29 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:22:25 PM »

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on July 31, 2006, 07:15:25 PM

Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:08:33 PM
all i got was a smite
alright i need a wife who knows computer crap so she can turn all my smites into applauses

be careful . if you marry a computer crap she may read your girl friend's e_mail from hard drive even you delete your girl friend's e_mail

gc's pimp wtf man unless she works for george bush i dont understand how she would read them
anyway i hope my wife
1. cooks like sgusa
2. talks like mock
3. jokes like dd
4. isn't gay like ruchir
5. isn't a cry baby like our founder (take it as a joke)
6. doesn't threaten to leave my home like desi yankee does when the entire house is tense

fineleg · « **Reply #30 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:26:22 PM »

Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:22:25 PM

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on July 31, 2006, 07:15:25 PM
Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:08:33 PM
all i got was a smite
alright i need a wife who knows computer crap so she can turn all my smites into applauses

be careful . if you marry a computer crap she may read your girl friend's e_mail from hard drive even you delete your girl friend's e_mail

gc's pimp wtf man unless she works for george bush i dont understand how she would read them
anyway i hope my wife
1. cooks like sgusa
2. talks like mock
3. jokes like dd
4. isn't gay like ruchir
5. isn't a cry baby like our founder (take it as a joke)
6. doesn't threaten to leave my home like desi yankee does when the entire house is tense

You want ur wife to talk like mock

no offense to mock terp, just joking.
And mock may also have an opinion on "u want ur wife to cook like sgusa" - the sgusa pantry remember

(no offense to sgusa, i think he may cook way better than most of us...just kidding).

flute202020 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:27:33 PM »

Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:22:25 PM

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on July 31, 2006, 07:15:25 PM
Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:08:33 PM
all i got was a smite
alright i need a wife who knows computer crap so she can turn all my smites into applauses

be careful . if you marry a computer crap she may read your girl friend's e_mail from hard drive even you delete your girl friend's e_mail

gc's pimp wtf man unless she works for george bush i dont understand how she would read them
anyway i hope my wife
1. cooks like sgusa
2. talks like mock
3. jokes like dd
4. isn't gay like ruchir
5. isn't a cry baby like our founder (take it as a joke)
6. doesn't threaten to leave my home like desi yankee does when the entire house is tense

DY, going by your criteria, looks like you want someone who is a male five times out of 6. in one instance you want someone who talks like mock. Going by this, looks like you want a guy, a gay guy who is not like ruchir

ruchir, looks like you are not alone on this DG

ruchir · « **Reply #32 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:28:04 PM »

Quote from: suraj on July 31, 2006, 07:13:10 PM

BTW, once u have a wife smites and applauses will be the least of your worries- right Ruchir??

EGG-JACKLY....

ruchir · « **Reply #33 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:31:52 PM »

Quote from: flute202020 on July 31, 2006, 07:27:33 PM

DY, going by your criteria, looks like you want someone who is a male five times out of 6. in one instance you want someone who talks like mock. Going by this, looks like you want a guy, a gay guy who is not like ruchir

ruchir, looks like you are not alone on this DG

FLUTE: In the addiction help group thread, I already told that DY had a boyfriend whom he kissed and then yelled "don't do a ruchir".

Now, DY is just providing more proof of that by coming up with his criterias. As you said : looks like you want someone who is a male five times out of 6.....

suraj · « **Reply #34 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:32:35 PM »

Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:22:25 PM

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on July 31, 2006, 07:15:25 PM
Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:08:33 PM
all i got was a smite
alright i need a wife who knows computer crap so she can turn all my smites into applauses

be careful . if you marry a computer crap she may read your girl friend's e_mail from hard drive even you delete your girl friend's e_mail

gc's pimp wtf man unless she works for george bush i dont understand how she would read them
anyway i hope my wife
1. cooks like sgusa
2. talks like mock
3. jokes like dd
4. isn't gay like ruchir
5. isn't a cry baby like our founder (take it as a joke)
6. doesn't threaten to leave my home like desi yankee does when the entire house is tense

but then, will you marry her or take her to dinner???

hastalavistababy · « **Reply #35 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:42:23 PM »

Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:22:25 PM

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on July 31, 2006, 07:15:25 PM
Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:08:33 PM
all i got was a smite
alright i need a wife who knows computer crap so she can turn all my smites into applauses

be careful . if you marry a computer crap she may read your girl friend's e_mail from hard drive even you delete your girl friend's e_mail

gc's pimp wtf man unless she works for george bush i dont understand how she would read them
anyway i hope my wife
1. cooks like sgusa
2. talks like mock
3. jokes like dd
4. isn't gay like ruchir
5. isn't a cry baby like our founder (take it as a joke)
6. doesn't threaten to leave my home like desi yankee does when the entire house is tense

Do not be choosy about wife. Otherwise you have fate like following guy( I published this joke before in this DG) if some one missed it.).

a choosy guy Wants a wife like:

1 economic in kitchen .
2. aristocrat in living room.
3. prostitute in the bed room.

But he found a wife like:

1 . aristocrat in kitchen
2. prostitute in living room.
3. economic in bed room.

suraj · « **Reply #36 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:46:35 PM »

Quote from: suraj on July 31, 2006, 07:32:35 PM

Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:22:25 PM
Quote from: gcspimpharsha on July 31, 2006, 07:15:25 PM
Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:08:33 PM
all i got was a smite
alright i need a wife who knows computer crap so she can turn all my smites into applauses

be careful . if you marry a computer crap she may read your girl friend's e_mail from hard drive even you delete your girl friend's e_mail

gc's pimp wtf man unless she works for george bush i dont understand how she would read them
anyway i hope my wife
1. cooks like sgusa
2. talks like mock
3. jokes like dd
4. isn't gay like ruchir
5. isn't a cry baby like our founder (take it as a joke)
6. doesn't threaten to leave my home like desi yankee does when the entire house is tense

but then, will you marry her or take her to dinner???

Mere sawalon ka jawab do, do na???

Aloo Kashmiri Ul Haq · « **Reply #37 on:** July 31, 2006, 08:09:09 PM »

Quote from: suraj on July 31, 2006, 07:32:35 PM

Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:22:25 PM
Quote from: gcspimpharsha on July 31, 2006, 07:15:25 PM
Quote from: desi yankee on July 31, 2006, 07:08:33 PM
all i got was a smite
alright i need a wife who knows computer crap so she can turn all my smites into applauses

be careful . if you marry a computer crap she may read your girl friend's e_mail from hard drive even you delete your girl friend's e_mail

gc's pimp wtf man unless she works for george bush i dont understand how she would read them
anyway i hope my wife
1. cooks like sgusa
2. talks like mock
3. jokes like dd
4. isn't gay like ruchir
5. isn't a cry baby like our founder (take it as a joke)
6. doesn't threaten to leave my home like desi yankee does when the entire house is tense

but then, will you marry her or take her to dinner???

agar achi biwi hui toh hafte ke 5-6 upwas karti hogi

unless u come up with some upvas special restaurants

fineleg · « **Reply #38 on:** July 31, 2006, 08:25:00 PM »

3 voters so far.

2 votes for #1 criteria - understanding + take care
1 vote for #1 criteria - intelligence

proloy · « **Reply #39 on:** July 31, 2006, 08:32:40 PM »

I guess we have to live with whomever the selectors pick, don't we?

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