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[suraj]

Godk,

TL entrance and course has become very competitive with the very strict dean DD at the helm so we are pleased to offer the following prep material to assist you in getting admitted and survive the school. Some of the students have also submitted an urgent request to bring their god up to speed.

Please review the study material and contact some of our candidates who have made it to the school for additional help.

1 a) Lakhan Pratap Singh is not from the same village or related to Ramshorn; he is an established batsman who once helped India defeat the mighty Aussies from a hopeless situation

b) The reference to Ramshorn is because even Lakhan doesn't like himself as much as Rams does

2 Grumpy is defined as the down under outback with brethren who use underhand tactics and who has  a green belt in process excellence; some schoolmates will be writing poetry when grumpy withers

3 A once upon a time member who lives in all of us, established a new site and has multiple personality disorder will crop up very often in the school- he is not God or Godk

4) If a certain classmate is oK with slicing another one at a feverish pitch, it is only because he has been mocked by a turtle through its choice of groom

5 A classmate who has been given the finest legs but uses it only to attract other women will often provide odds- increase the odds by 60% to get to reality

6 A classmate who will be often accused of  Paki spy is just a confused yankee trying to become desi; don't plead him to stay when he is leaving- just continue the Godspeak and he'll back in 5 mins

7 Don't try to help a classmate who is trapped in a hole; he removed the cover to prove  a point

8 Do not try to discuss quality of Kookaburra vs SG balls when schoolmates are having dinner; some classmates will lose the  dexterity to digest food

9 At times the school will look like "home Science college" with the SG from USA providing gharelu tips and sometimes it will be an engineering school with 500 love letters from 500 guys addressed to one chic refusing to come out of her shell

10 schoolmates will often refer to a few of their books as "Ramayan" and "Mahabharata"; it is not ok to ban these books for your course- just keep playing the flute every time you have to read them

11 If you arre running out of time for your exam and see a 1000 chapters abt one Prince and want to get the jist refer to the kunji below:

500 posts: He is Great
500 posts: he sucks

You will not only finish faster but will also not have to decipher Punjabi abbreviations, dinner time conversations and itchy balls along the way.

We will provide more help in our next set of study material- study hard and ask for help!

[sgusa]

hahahahahahah

Magnificiant effort!! I will appluad as soon as i get my Karma powers back!!

[suraj]

ANSWERS/Hints for Godk and new members:

1 a) VVS Laxman  
 b) Rams is a loyal supporter of VVS Laxman and has often pleaded the case fo rhis inclusion in the team

2) Greg Chappel- disliked by mock turtle
3) Teddy
4) In a poll, feverpitch led a sthe contendor for mock turtle- k-slice was narrowly defeated and is secretly in love (& full of jealousy)with mock
5) Fineleg and his pessimistic predictions
6) Desi yankee defended Pak and "Azad Kashmir" from being outright suspected as culprits after Bombay blasts
7) Cover point and the hole joke
Ruchir joked abt SG, itchy balls etc and dex was offended
9) SGusa is a food and wine connoisseur and the post with mock turtle's name attracted 400 posts
10) kban writes long, flute responds long
11) Obvious

[MockTurtle]

very nice and original! applause 

[pieterSAN]

Whoa....Suraj is on fire!! 

[fineleg]

Brilliant Suraj - creative and fresh idea to the DG. Applause for getting u closer to ur century.
Keep it coming.

[fineleg]

very nice and original! applause 

Well atleast Suraj is able to cheer mock - she was dejected yesterday!

[dhruvdeepak]

thank you Asst Prof Suraj - you have enlightened many with this simple lecture

[suraj]

thank you Asst Prof Suraj - you have enlightened many with this simple lecture

Dean helpeth century maker Asst proff helpeth dean

[hidden]

I did not get Q11. Please enlighten. But nowadays i feel this Forum talks less and less of cricket and more and more of everything else. Where are all the heated discussions on the right way to play the moving ball or the grip discussions on the leg spinner? May be what we need is a good season and Harbhajan and Sachin in form.

[hidden]

I did not get Q11. Please enlighten. But nowadays i feel this Forum talks less and less of cricket and more and more of everything else. Where are all the heated discussions on the right way to play the moving ball or the grip discussions on the leg spinner? May be what we need is a good season and Harbhajan and Sachin in form.

Hidden

Q11) broken into segments
Prince= saurav ganguly
1000 posts= any news/controversy over SG leads to heated discussions with lots of posts
500-500= DG is very divided with some very die-hard SG supporters and other opponents (this is kinda exaggarated cos there is some strong analysis from some members)
Punjabi abbrev= jaat (a member) uses some words of endearment
itchy balls= explained earlier

Hope this helps

As for cricket discussions they are the best- all the extracirricular stuff is for us addicts who need to tide over the off-season

What astounds me more is the author of this obviously humourous thread actually picks up a bait. Thereby leading us to the old connumdrum of whether the person setting the Algebra paper really do Algebra well.

Which is why I recommend a strong dose of cricket discussion on the pros and cons of a red mud pitch versus a clay pitch to set matters in the head right. Much like couple of AS after a HDN.

[suraj]

I did not get Q11. Please enlighten. But nowadays i feel this Forum talks less and less of cricket and more and more of everything else. Where are all the heated discussions on the right way to play the moving ball or the grip discussions on the leg spinner? May be what we need is a good season and Harbhajan and Sachin in form.

Hidden

Q11) broken into segments
Prince= saurav ganguly
1000 posts= any news/controversy over SG leads to heated discussions with lots of posts
500-500= DG is very divided with some very die-hard SG supporters and other opponents (this is kinda exaggarated cos there is some strong analysis from some members)
Punjabi abbrev= jaat (a member) uses some words of endearment
itchy balls= explained earlier

Hope this helps

As for cricket discussions they are the best- all the extracirricular stuff is for us addicts who need to tide over the off-season

What astounds me more is the author of this obviously humourous thread actually picks up a bait. Thereby leading us to the old connumdrum of whether the person setting the Algebra paper really do Algebra well.

Which is why I recommend a strong dose of cricket discussion on the pros and cons of a red mud pitch versus a clay pitch to set matters in the head right. Much like couple of AS after a HDN.

What astounds me more is the author of this obviously humourous thread actually picks up a bait.

u are one smart cookie- action has been rectified

makes u wonder though, why choose hidden to mock other ppl

[hidden]

Behind every face is a mask. 

[suraj]

Behind every face is a mask. 

and some can shell out whts behind the mask

[hidden]

Behind every face is a mask. 

and some can shell out whts behind the mask

You will have to explain that a little more clearly. I did not get your meaning there. (And this is in right earnest)

[Cover Point]

Suraj. You Dog you. I need to report you.

DG Waalo .. yeh jo suraj hai na... bahut Chalu hai. Itne dinon se chup chap sab sunta raha. Sab ne apni kala dikha di ... aur yeh note karta raha ... aur ab jab awards ki baari ayi .. he has suddenly  started displaying his talents. Bahut be-insafi hai yeh.

Jiet, yehi hai woh aadmi. Isko mat beepna! Mera jo vote tereko aur Dean ko milne waala tha .. woh isne cheen liya!

Suraj ne garmi dikhadi .. baaki sab thande ho jayenge!

<applause given .. wish I could have tided you iover your century ... but you are already there>

[suraj]

Suraj. You Dog you. I need to report you.

DG Waalo .. yeh jo suraj hai na... bahut Chalu hai. Itne dinon se chup chap sab sunta raha. Sab ne apni kala dikha di ... aur yeh note karta raha ... aur ab jab awards ki baari ayi .. he has suddenly  started displaying his talents. Bahut be-insafi hai yeh.

Jiet, yehi hai woh aadmi. Isko mat beepna! Mera jo vote tereko aur Dean ko milne waala tha .. woh isne cheen liya!

Suraj ne garmi dikhadi .. baaki sab thande ho jayenge!

<applause given .. wish I could have tided you iover your century ... but you are already there>

 

Sunny days are here again!!!!! In true sunny fashion, suraj comes alive at election time only

[pieterSAN]

<fineleg mode>

  .....Suraj...I can't believe you would do this after being on this DG for so long....I displayed my high arts and talents openly for you all and then you go behind my back and steal it....who do you think you are???k-slice??

I just thought that we were all friends here but you it turns out that I cannot take anything for granted as we never know...I know now that I was stupid to be so trusting.

MODS!!! I am not going to make an formal complaint or send any PMs but I expect this to be resolved by all of you (kban, dexy and blwe) to my satisfaction. I know that you intend to fully protect my intellectual property and will recover all my stolen abstract ideas and moments of brilliance.

</fineleg mode>

[Cover Point]

and Jiet strikes back.

Now narebaazi needs to start

From Jiet's camp
Jabtak Suraj, chand rahega
Jiet ka bhi naam rahega

 From Suraj's camp
Tum humein vote do
Hum tumhein Garmi denge! (poor choice in the middle of the summer)

[suraj]

<fineleg mode>

  .....Suraj...I can't believe you would do this after being on this DG for so long....I displayed my high arts and talents openly for you all and then you go behind my back and steal it....who do you think you are???k-slice??

I just thought that we were all friends here but you it turns out that I cannot take anything for granted as we never know...I know now that I was stupid to be so trusting.

MODS!!! I am not going to make an formal complaint or send any PMs but I expect this to be resolved by all of you (kban, dexy and blwe) to my satisfaction. I know that you intend to fully protect my intellectual property and will recover all my stolen abstract ideas and moments of brilliance.

</fineleg mode>

 

I displayed my high arts and talents openly for you all and then you go behind my back and steal itSometimes "Chalbaaz" turns out better than "Seeta aur Geeta"

MODS!!! I am not going to make an formal complaint or send any PMs but I expect this to be resolved by all of you (kban, dexy and blwe) to my satisfaction.

MODS plz ban but don't k-ban me 

[suraj]

and Jiet strikes back.

Now narebaazi needs to start

From Jiet's camp
Jabtak Suraj, chand rahega
Jiet ka bhi naam rahega

 From Suraj's camp
Tum humein vote do
Hum tumhein Garmi denge! (poor choice in the middle of the summer)

Jiet, pietersan, suraj, sunny hum sab ek hi maati ke putle hain jahanpanah
Student the student hi rahenge, election toh dean rig kar ke le jayega

[Cover Point]

Aaj hum Bumbayya mood main hain

To Rig karne ka to yeh hai na bidu, wo apun ka khas quarter hai na ... K-Slice, woh saala bahut harami hai. Woh is Dean ki champi kar dega baap. Woh kya hai na Dean ki to vaat lagne waali hai. Iso hata sawan ki ghata .. hawa aane de Bidu!

[dhruvdeepak]

if DG voting becomes politicklized there will be HELL to pay. next person found campaigning will be sent to coventry. for those that dont know what coventry is, it is when everyone ignores you like you arent there. you may post, you may infest the dg with new topics, you may smite, you may scream, but you will be ignored.

[kban1]

suraj:

funny as heck. great job!! 

Applause given on another thread. Will repeat once 12 hrs pass.