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[prfsr]

the hottest desi girls i have seen are pakistani, hottest in the looks department of course indian girls score much more when it comes to conversational hotness

There is one undeniable truth - girls are just incredibly expensive to maintain !!!!! 

Psst. The trick is to not pay for everything yourself. 
The art is to do this without appearing cheap 
-P

PS: I hope you meant "girlfriend" when you said "girl" -- "maintaining girls" (as opposed to women) is likely a felony, depending on the semantics of "maintain".

brilliant  from the prfsr of pimpology

You would say so Mr cheapskate Lahore-Tikka-House-customer. Take your "friend" to Goldfish on Bloor and Spadina a few times and then decide how good my advice is.

 

-P

PS: For people who don't know this is an extremely good restaurant where it is hard to eat for less than a 100 bucks a person, and the tab can easily go much higher with nice drinks.

[dhruvdeepak]

the hottest desi girls i have seen are pakistani, hottest in the looks department of course indian girls score much more when it comes to conversational hotness

There is one undeniable truth - girls are just incredibly expensive to maintain !!!!! 

Psst. The trick is to not pay for everything yourself. 
The art is to do this without appearing cheap 
-P

PS: I hope you meant "girlfriend" when you said "girl" -- "maintaining girls" (as opposed to women) is likely a felony, depending on the semantics of "maintain".

brilliant  from the prfsr of pimpology

You would say so Mr cheapskate Lahore-Tikka-House-customer. Take your "friend" to Goldfish on Bloor and Spadina a few times and then decide how good my advice is.

 

-P

PS: For people who don't know this is an extremely good restaurant where it is hard to eat for less than a 100 bucks a person, and the tab can easily go much higher with nice drinks.

such places are out of my league...
a great place for a romantic evening is Panorama in the Manulife Center (Bay and Bloor). Its on the 51st floor with a view of the whole city. Drinks might be $10-15 or even more but its worth it

[fineleg]

Prfsr,
I am beginning to suspect ur theory - seems like u fancy all these $100 per person + Extra $ for drinks kinda places...is it u who is expensive or the girl?

[prfsr]

Prfsr,
I am beginning to suspect ur theory - seems like u fancy all these $100 per person + Extra $ for drinks kinda places...is it u who is expensive or the girl?

Fineleg,
I got married *before* I came to North America.  But just so that you know, I did NOT pay for my dinner at Goldfish --  my employers paid for it, not a woman

-P

[fineleg]

Prfsr,
I am beginning to suspect ur theory - seems like u fancy all these $100 per person + Extra $ for drinks kinda places...is it u who is expensive or the girl?

Fineleg,
I got married *before* I came to North America.  But just so that you know, I did NOT pay for my dinner at Goldfish --  my employers paid for it, not a woman

-P

Interesting! What if one's wife happens to be his boss (employer!) - then u get all free paid for dinners! Thats a thought! LOL 

[MockTurtle]

Prfsr,
I am beginning to suspect ur theory - seems like u fancy all these $100 per person + Extra $ for drinks kinda places...is it u who is expensive or the girl?

Fineleg,
I got married *before* I came to North America.  But just so that you know, I did NOT pay for my dinner at Goldfish --  my employers paid for it, not a woman

-P

Interesting! What if one's wife happens to be his boss (employer!) - then u get all free paid for dinners! Thats a thought! LOL 

what's all this? i think we should not spurn traditions just coz it does not suit one's pocket. i strongly believe and insist that the age-old tradition of men paying for everything shd remain now and forever. any deviations from that, i will protest! (and ppl say *i* don't care for traditions!) 

[sgusa]

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Prfsr,
I am beginning to suspect ur theory - seems like u fancy all these $100 per person + Extra $ for drinks kinda places...is it u who is expensive or the girl?

Fineleg,
I got married *before* I came to North America.  But just so that you know, I did NOT pay for my dinner at Goldfish --  my employers paid for it, not a woman

-P

Interesting! What if one's wife happens to be his boss (employer!) - then u get all free paid for dinners! Thats a thought! LOL 

happens to be? Isnt that the case always ?

[sgusa]

Prfsr,
I am beginning to suspect ur theory - seems like u fancy all these $100 per person + Extra $ for drinks kinda places...is it u who is expensive or the girl?

Fineleg,
I got married *before* I came to North America.  But just so that you know, I did NOT pay for my dinner at Goldfish --  my employers paid for it, not a woman

-P

Interesting! What if one's wife happens to be his boss (employer!) - then u get all free paid for dinners! Thats a thought! LOL 

what's all this? i think we should not spurn traditions just coz it does not suit one's pocket. i strongly believe and insist that the age-old tradition of men paying for everything shd remain now and forever. any deviations from that, i will protest! (and ppl say *i* don't care for traditions!) 

I believe in that too. But then, in order to not insult the woman in this day and age of equality, i let the woman pay is she so wants. Or maybe go dutch

[MockTurtle]

Prfsr,
I am beginning to suspect ur theory - seems like u fancy all these $100 per person + Extra $ for drinks kinda places...is it u who is expensive or the girl?

Fineleg,
I got married *before* I came to North America.  But just so that you know, I did NOT pay for my dinner at Goldfish --  my employers paid for it, not a woman

-P

Interesting! What if one's wife happens to be his boss (employer!) - then u get all free paid for dinners! Thats a thought! LOL 

what's all this? i think we should not spurn traditions just coz it does not suit one's pocket. i strongly believe and insist that the age-old tradition of men paying for everything shd remain now and forever. any deviations from that, i will protest! (and ppl say *i* don't care for traditions!) 

I believe in that too. But then, in order to not insult the woman in this day and age of equality, i let the woman pay is she so wants. Or maybe go dutch

nah. i am all for the OLD tradition and am NEVER insulted. in fact, i don't even take my purse with me to make it all VERY clear. 

[sgusa]

Prfsr,
I am beginning to suspect ur theory - seems like u fancy all these $100 per person + Extra $ for drinks kinda places...is it u who is expensive or the girl?

Fineleg,
I got married *before* I came to North America.  But just so that you know, I did NOT pay for my dinner at Goldfish --  my employers paid for it, not a woman

-P

Interesting! What if one's wife happens to be his boss (employer!) - then u get all free paid for dinners! Thats a thought! LOL 

what's all this? i think we should not spurn traditions just coz it does not suit one's pocket. i strongly believe and insist that the age-old tradition of men paying for everything shd remain now and forever. any deviations from that, i will protest! (and ppl say *i* don't care for traditions!) 

I believe in that too. But then, in order to not insult the woman in this day and age of equality, i let the woman pay is she so wants. Or maybe go dutch

nah. i am all for the OLD tradition and am NEVER insulted. in fact, i don't even take my purse with me to make it all VERY clear. 

So are you with ALL OLD traditions or just the ones you benefit from ?

[MockTurtle]

Prfsr,
I am beginning to suspect ur theory - seems like u fancy all these $100 per person + Extra $ for drinks kinda places...is it u who is expensive or the girl?

Fineleg,
I got married *before* I came to North America.  But just so that you know, I did NOT pay for my dinner at Goldfish --  my employers paid for it, not a woman

-P

Interesting! What if one's wife happens to be his boss (employer!) - then u get all free paid for dinners! Thats a thought! LOL 

what's all this? i think we should not spurn traditions just coz it does not suit one's pocket. i strongly believe and insist that the age-old tradition of men paying for everything shd remain now and forever. any deviations from that, i will protest! (and ppl say *i* don't care for traditions!) 

I believe in that too. But then, in order to not insult the woman in this day and age of equality, i let the woman pay is she so wants. Or maybe go dutch

nah. i am all for the OLD tradition and am NEVER insulted. in fact, i don't even take my purse with me to make it all VERY clear. 

So are you with ALL OLD traditions or just the ones you benefit from ?

the ones that make sense and does no harm to any1 

[fineleg]

Mock is like the GC as she describes GC! 

[sgusa]

Prfsr,
I am beginning to suspect ur theory - seems like u fancy all these $100 per person + Extra $ for drinks kinda places...is it u who is expensive or the girl?

Fineleg,
I got married *before* I came to North America.  But just so that you know, I did NOT pay for my dinner at Goldfish --  my employers paid for it, not a woman

-P

Interesting! What if one's wife happens to be his boss (employer!) - then u get all free paid for dinners! Thats a thought! LOL 

what's all this? i think we should not spurn traditions just coz it does not suit one's pocket. i strongly believe and insist that the age-old tradition of men paying for everything shd remain now and forever. any deviations from that, i will protest! (and ppl say *i* don't care for traditions!) 

I believe in that too. But then, in order to not insult the woman in this day and age of equality, i let the woman pay is she so wants. Or maybe go dutch

nah. i am all for the OLD tradition and am NEVER insulted. in fact, i don't even take my purse with me to make it all VERY clear. 

So are you with ALL OLD traditions or just the ones you benefit from ?

the ones that make sense and does no harm to any1 

So how does it makes sense, in this age where women work and make money, for the guy to pay ? Back in the day women didnt earn, so it was the guy who had to pay. Now ??

[MockTurtle]

So how does it makes sense, in this age where women work and make money, for the guy to pay ? Back in the day women didnt earn, so it was the guy who had to pay. Now ??

the male energy reaches a zenith when sitting across a woman and in order to bring it down to earthly levels, the bill needs to be slapped on his face. everything has a purpose, a reason.  do not questions things you know not. 

[sgusa]

So how does it makes sense, in this age where women work and make money, for the guy to pay ? Back in the day women didnt earn, so it was the guy who had to pay. Now ??

the male energy reaches a zenith when sitting across a woman and in order to bring it down to earthly levels, the bill needs to be slapped on his face. everything has a purpose, a reason.  do not questions things you know not. 

hahahaha. I am not the one with the energy issues here!

[LosingNow]

the male energy reaches a zenith when sitting across a woman

Zenith when sitting across! Woman, when will you learn about men?

[fineleg]

the male energy reaches a zenith when sitting across a woman

Zenith when sitting across! Woman, when will you learn about men?

Does UCV have a curriculum where Mock can be admitted? Dean DD and Asst.Dean Kix?
LN will deliver guest lectures to Mock (special class - desi terminology)

[MockTurtle]

the male energy reaches a zenith when sitting across a woman

Zenith when sitting across! Woman, when will you learn about men?

we are talking about having a dinner and from what i am learning about men here, it seems the presence of a female within 10 miles radius is enough for the energy to go from 0 to 60 in a jiffy. *shrug*

don't blame me! thazwatzbeen said around here.

[dhruvdeepak]

the male energy reaches a zenith when sitting across a woman

Zenith when sitting across! Woman, when will you learn about men?

we are talking about having a dinner and from what i am learning about men here, it seems the presence of a female within 10 miles radius is enough for the engery to go from 0 to 60 in a jiffy. *shrug*

don't blame me! thazwatzbeen said around here.

the thread with the poll about you is enough evidence of this fact

[LosingNow]

go from 0 to 60 in a jiffy.

..and you think 60 is zenith! You need to get around 

[sgusa]

So how does it makes sense, in this age where women work and make money, for the guy to pay ? Back in the day women didnt earn, so it was the guy who had to pay. Now ??

the male energy reaches a zenith when sitting across a woman and in order to bring it down to earthly levels, the bill needs to be slapped on his face. everything has a purpose, a reason.  do not questions things you know not. 

By the way nice deflection. You arent using the train of arguments you used to support updating certain old practices (madi etc )

[MockTurtle]

So how does it makes sense, in this age where women work and make money, for the guy to pay ? Back in the day women didnt earn, so it was the guy who had to pay. Now ??

the male energy reaches a zenith when sitting across a woman and in order to bring it down to earthly levels, the bill needs to be slapped on his face. everything has a purpose, a reason.  do not questions things you know not. 

By the way nice deflection. You arent using the train of arguments you used to support updating certain old practices (madi etc )

i've been enlightened by the arguments made there 

(and kban nominates me for wit&sarcasm!)

[LosingNow]

..and now it hits the Indian Blogosphere..

http://instantkaapi.com/archives/2006/07/dhal_de_india.html

[fineleg]

..and now it hits the Indian Blogosphere..

http://instantkaapi.com/archives/2006/07/dhal_de_india.html

"You say only 2 bags of dhal, per variety, per person, per day, what if I exit the door and come back again?"

[sgusa]

..and now it hits the Indian Blogosphere..

http://instantkaapi.com/archives/2006/07/dhal_de_india.html

ACtually it has been buzzing in the Blogosphere for quite a while. ( well maybe US centric DESI blogs). Even Sepia Mutiny had a post on it.

[sgusa]

hahaha, Gawker got hold of the daal shortage news. Hilarity ensues !!

http://goose-egg.blogspot.com/2006/07/some-bad-news.html

......Remember, March is a long way off. In between there is Thanksgiving and turkey stuffed with dal, Christmas with the dalnog and boy, let's not forget the Superbowl dal shots. Halftime this year will be tinged with sadness. There will be rice, but where, oh where will be the dal?

[LosingNow]

hahaha, Gawker got hold of the daal shortage news. Hilarity ensues !!

http://goose-egg.blogspot.com/2006/07/some-bad-news.html

......Remember, March is a long way off. In between there is Thanksgiving and turkey stuffed with dal, Christmas with the dalnog and boy, let's not forget the Superbowl dal shots. Halftime this year will be tinged with sadness. There will be rice, but where, oh where will be the dal?

"Spotless colons"..ha ha ha

[LosingNow]

i like sweets with less sweetness (if that makes sense!). 

Precisely, the best sweets are the ones with almost no sweetness..just a hint of it.

IMHO, the only place in India where the have mastered the "art of making good desserts" is Kolkatta. Sandesh, misthi dohi, assorted katlis - Kaju, badam, pista; the RajBhog..I can go on. They get it.

No rosogollah? Cue for CP to send death threats to LN.

No, I do not think Calcutta is the only place -- far from it. Try Rabadi in most places in Calcutta - it is a pale shadow of North India. It is true though that Bengalis consume an obscene amount of sweets. So everything is fresh and tasty. I think with mixing of communities, there are more and more North Indian sweets replacing traditional Bengali sweets. Mishti Doi is a dying art and is not served at weddings anymore.

Actually the menu at Bengali weddings looks more and more North Indian these days. Not necessarily traditional North Indian, but street food as well.

-P

Of course, Rosogollah, Chum Chum are obvious ones..

but to your point about Rabadi in Kolkata, of course specific items are done well in specific places .. Rabadi (Meerut and Benares), Petha (Agra), Gajak/Til Papdi(Gwalior), Ghevar(Jaipur), Peda(Mathura), Mysore Pak(Chennai), Mava Bati/Kachori(Jodhpur), Lavang Lata(Benares), Phini(Hyderabad), Semiya(Hyderabad),  Chikki(Lonavala/Khandala), Sohan Halwa(Ajmer), Moti Choor ke Laddoo(Jaisalmer), <add to this list>
..no one can match the quality and variety of Kolkata (BTw, I am not from there!).

[sgusa]

i like sweets with less sweetness (if that makes sense!). 

Precisely, the best sweets are the ones with almost no sweetness..just a hint of it.

IMHO, the only place in India where the have mastered the "art of making good desserts" is Kolkatta. Sandesh, misthi dohi, assorted katlis - Kaju, badam, pista; the RajBhog..I can go on. They get it.

No rosogollah? Cue for CP to send death threats to LN.

No, I do not think Calcutta is the only place -- far from it. Try Rabadi in most places in Calcutta - it is a pale shadow of North India. It is true though that Bengalis consume an obscene amount of sweets. So everything is fresh and tasty. I think with mixing of communities, there are more and more North Indian sweets replacing traditional Bengali sweets. Mishti Doi is a dying art and is not served at weddings anymore.

Actually the menu at Bengali weddings looks more and more North Indian these days. Not necessarily traditional North Indian, but street food as well.

-P

Of course, Rosogollah, Chum Chum are obvious ones..

but to your point about Rabadi in Kolkata, of course specific items are done well in specific places .. Rabadi (Meerut and Benares), Petha (Agra), Gajak/Til Papdi(Gwalior), Ghevar(Jaipur), Peda(Mathura), Mysore Pak(Chennai), Mava Bati/Kachori(Jodhpur), Lavang Lata(Benares), Phini(Hyderabad), Semiya(Hyderabad),  Chikki(Lonavala/Khandala), Sohan Halwa(Ajmer), Moti Choor ke Laddoo(Jaisalmer), <add to this list>
..no one can match the quality and variety of Kolkata (BTw, I am not from there!).

LN, my sugar levels rose just reading that post!!

[LosingNow]

LN, my sugar levels rose just reading that post!!

..and I am the diabetic!