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[pieterSAN]

(SIGH)

I just searched for Zaheer Khan and the most relevant match was Monty Python's Cheese Shop episode. I wonder if it is a message.

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pieter
its atleast a good movie!!
and hey are you a snatch(har har the movie guys not the female anatomy) fan as well??
the jam out of the nut comment made me wonder.

[dhruvdeepak]

Good dags. D'ya like dags?

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dd, come one mate!! it goe slike this:
pykie-you kike dags?
tommy-dags?
pykie-yeah dags
t-oh, you mean doogs. yeah i like dags. i like caravans better though.

another clutch line- turkish and tommy when talking about coursing
tom-you mean the hare gets beeped. like proper beeped?
turkish-yes tommy before zee germans get here.
i fail to understand the correlation between losing 10 grand, hospitalising gerogeous george and a good deal.
tommy-who took the jam out of your doughnut?
turkish-you did. you took the jam out of my doughnut tommy. you did
i love this movie. my fraternity brothers and i spent an entire term watching it about twice a wekk while getting plastered.

[pieterSAN]

Of course I have seen Snatch. I reckon you have seen Lock Stock as well.

"We grow copious amounts of ganja here. And you're carrying a wasted girl and bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-f***ing-culturalist."

"They're armed"
"Armed! Armed with what?"
"Er...bad breath, feather duster, colorful language.....what do you think they're armed with! Guns, you tit!

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do you relaise we grow copius amounts of gaanja in here. you walk in here with a semiconscious gloria and a bag of fertilizer. you dont look like the average hortif ing culturist do you.

hahahah by far one of the best lines in the movie

i asked for a drink. not a rainforest. you could fall in love with an orangutan in there

why do they call him bullet tooth toney?
coz he dodges bullets avi

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Soaps reaction to buying the two antique rifles* "Where did you get these? A F***in museum? I feel safer with a chicken drumstick

Eddie explaning the plan on how to get the money*

Eddie: "Oh yes...and they're armed"
Soap: "Armed? Armed with what?"
Eddie: "Erm, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster? What you think they're armed with, Guns You Tit!!!!"
Soap: "Guns? A minute ago this sounded the safest job in the world, now its turnin into a bad day in Bosnia, They're still f in guns and they still fire f***ing bullets!!"

Tom meeting Nick The Greek about buying the rifles*

Tom: "How much you want for these?"
Nick: "Seven Hundred, Each"
Tom: "Oh whats that? A pound for every year they've been about?"

Drug dealer Rory Breaker with Nick The Greek*

Rory: "If you hold anything back i'll kill ya, if you bend the truth or i think you're bending the truth i'll ya, if you forget anything i'll kill ya, in fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick. Do you understand everything i've just said?"

Nick: "Yes"

Rory: "Cos if you dont....i'll kill ya!"

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a few from snatch:

Avi: Eight-four carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi: London.
Jeweler: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know...Fiish, Chips, Cup 'O' Tea. Bad Food, Worse Weather. Mary Fu**in' Poppins...LONDON!!!

Harold: I think you've let him get away with enough already, Governor.
Brick Top Polford: It can get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Harold. I shouldn't do so much of it.

when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a p*sshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig *****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

[sgusa]

Snatch is one of my all time fav. Esp the Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov and ofcouse Mickey (Pitt).

Best one-liner: When the customs official asks if he has "anything to declare", Avi says, "Yeah. Don't go to England."