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[fineleg]

What if it was a turtle and not a chicken that crossed the road?



READ FROM "Right" to "Left"...

Rightmost: Mock "eager" to race the chicken and cross the road.
2nd from rt: Mock crossing and looking straight - No smile  or hello to strangers, but forces a grin 
3rd from rt: Mock just saw a stranger CP smiling - Nope, don't like that kinda strangers saying Hulllooo.
Leftmost: Done!!! Crossed! 15000 runs have been scored and a 'mock' smile like the Nehra tongue!
(not to forget the tail up like HS' tail up after 1st wicket in 2nd over).

[fineleg]

You folks can now add more imaginative comments and mock can write a poem for the "Turtle crossing" 

[Poochandi]

Turtle crossing road? why?
It was allowed wicked keeping

[ruchir]

Vajpayee saw turtle crossing the road and said the following:

Jajpayee: Maine abhi.................... ek kachhuve (turtle) ko................................. sadak paar karte hue dekhaa................................. usne sadak paar ki.................................. ye koi achhi baat nahin hai............................ us par se koi............................. gati-sheel vahan nikal sakta thaa............................. kachhuve ke sadak paar karne ke is avsar par.............................. main apni chaar panktiyan kahna chahta hoon............................ jisme ye kachhuva ek race mein bhaag le rahaa hai


Mujhe jeet ki abhilashaa hai,
is kachhuve se mujhe bahut ashaa hai.
Hirani jaisi chaal mein uski,
chhupi sankalp ki bhashaa hai.
Bojha laade apni peethh par,
chaltaa rahaa hai yugo-yugo tak,
dhaavak hai, avval aayega,
us say mujhe yahi ashaa hai.
Mujhe jeet ki abhilashaa hai..............

Nar kachhuva ho ya ho madaa,
mujhko to har koi hai bhataa.
Kaif ke saath hai training kartaa,
usi ne sab sikhlayaa hai.
Kachhuva jeetay mere bharat ka,
mann ko yahi dilasaa hai,
Chappell jaisa coach hai uska,
fir darr kisko ayaa hai.
Mujhe jeet ki abhilashaa hai,
is kachhuve se mujhe bahut ashaa hai......................

10 meter ki baat hai kachhuve,
itnaa hi tujhe chalnaa hai.
Jeetna hai bharat ke liye,
chahe roz suraj mein tujhe jalna hai.
Jeetunga chaahe 365 din jalun main,
Gavaskar ne mujhe ye batlaaya hai,
todega ye ghamand tu uska,
More ye sandesaa layaa hai.
Mujhe jeet ki abhilashaa hai,
is kachhuve se mujhe bahut ashaa hai......................

[dhruvdeepak]

Turtle locked the thread and went back to her side of the road