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[ranjit]

Asterix in Namma Bengalurru

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DD, awesome work! Very impressed. 

[dhruvdeepak]

Jiet,
ROFL!!!! I loved the Mock and GC exchanges!!! Brilliant!!!
I am visualizing GC and Mock staring at each other...ofcourse I dont know how Mock looks like so I am gonna assume GC and this good girl mock giving a stare. Mock - sorry if she does not look as good as u!

i don't like "Friends' - i don't like this woman(what's her name? i forget). 

you dont like Bollywood movies, you dont like Hollywood movies, you dont like TV, im assuming you dont like blue movies, and you dont like Friends. You are a cave woman  .
If you are not using your TV, please ship it over here, I am a poor student and in need of a TV.

[fineleg]

Jiet,
ROFL!!!! I loved the Mock and GC exchanges!!! Brilliant!!!
I am visualizing GC and Mock staring at each other...ofcourse I dont know how Mock looks like so I am gonna assume GC and this good girl mock giving a stare. Mock - sorry if she does not look as good as u!

i don't like "Friends' - i don't like this woman(what's her name? i forget). 

you dont like Bollywood movies, you dont like Hollywood movies, you dont like TV, im assuming you dont like blue movies, and you dont like Friends. You are a cave woman  .
If you are not using your TV, please ship it over here, I am a poor student and in need of a TV.

Guess she uses TV for cricket and then some kind of Food TV channel?
Regarding ur assumption - is it always true that one can assume women dont like to watch? Perhaps Dean will be correct in making the assumption, since dean always knows

[pieterSAN]

Ah folks....what do we know about the subtle tastes of the turtle?

If I had to hazard a guess....Iranian cinema, plays by the likes of Chaucer and Tom Stoppard...probably cannot stand opera.

..and occassionally (when nobody is nearby) she would sneak in a Coppola or Scorsese flick  - we all have our secrets.

[LosingNow]

we all have our secrets.

Like "Deep Throat" and "Debbie Does Dallas"

[sgusa]

we all have our secrets.

Like "Deep Throat" and "Debbie Does Dallas"

WE already said she probably watches the classics

[LosingNow]

WE already said she probably watches the classics

Ha ha ha! Those are the "Ben-Hur" and "Gone with the Wind", respectively, of that genre!

[sgusa]

WE already said she probably watches the classics

Ha ha ha! Those are the "Ben-Hur" and "Gone with the Wind", respectively, of that genre!

Also titles of pornos

[fineleg]

WE already said she probably watches the classics

Ha ha ha! Those are the "Ben-Hur" and "Gone with the Wind", respectively, of that genre!

Also titles of pornos

Ben-Hur and Gone with the wind? titles? LOL!!!

[LosingNow]

Ben-Hur and Gone with the wind? titles? LOL!!!

Donno about Gone with the wind..but Ben-Hur, yes. Check this out.. http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2006/07/parody_porn_tit.html

[MockTurtle]

Ah folks....what do we know about the subtle tastes of the turtle?

If I had to hazard a guess....Iranian cinema, plays by the likes of Chaucer and Tom Stoppard...probably cannot stand opera.

..and occassionally (when nobody is nearby) she would sneak in a Coppola or Scorsese flick  - we all have our secrets.

i do watch movies but hardly any Hollywood/Bollywood(unless someone reliable insists). i ain't giving my TV to anyone - how will i watch CRICKET! duh! after-all, it is my love for cricket that made me come to SightScreen/DG etc. though i have tuned myself off it for the time being.

as to my subtle tastes, hehe, i do like a few of the Scorsese movies(dunno if they can be called flicks!).

[pieterSAN]

The Conversation by Coppola is an excellent Hollywood movie. I highly recommend it to anyone who is a cinephile

[justforkix]

i do watch movies but hardly any Hollywood/Bollywood(unless someone reliable insists).

Kollywood perhaps

[MockTurtle]

i do watch movies but hardly any Hollywood/Bollywood(unless someone reliable insists).

Kollywood perhaps

Not at all - the last Kollywood movie i saw was "avvai sanmughi" some 10+ years ago! oh, recently, i did torture myself with bits of "mercury pookkal" thanks to the indian store guy who managed to twist my arm into buying it.

[justforkix]

i do watch movies but hardly any Hollywood/Bollywood(unless someone reliable insists).

Kollywood perhaps

Not at all - the last Kollywood movie i saw was "avvai sanmughi" some 10+ years ago! oh, recently, i did torture myself with bits of "mercury pookkal" thanks to the indian store guy who managed to twist my arm into buying it.

Poor you 

No Kollywood for 10 years. WOW - you have missed a lot of Captain's recent exploits 

[MockTurtle]

i do watch movies but hardly any Hollywood/Bollywood(unless someone reliable insists).

Kollywood perhaps

Not at all - the last Kollywood movie i saw was "avvai sanmughi" some 10+ years ago! oh, recently, i did torture myself with bits of "mercury pookkal" thanks to the indian store guy who managed to twist my arm into buying it.

Poor you 

No Kollywood for 10 years. WOW - you have missed a lot of Captain's recent exploits 

who is Captain? Vijaykanth?

[justforkix]

who is Captain? Vijaykanth?

Of course !!! - plz go and watch Narasimha / Ramana immediately 

[MockTurtle]

who is Captain? Vijaykanth?

Of course !!! - plz go and watch Narasimha / Ramana immediately 

...am i guaranteed non-stop laughter for 3 hours? i will think about it then! all this senti/preachy outpouring from most indian movies drive me crazy.

[sgusa]

who is Captain? Vijaykanth?

Of course !!! - plz go and watch Narasimha / Ramana immediately 

...am i guaranteed non-stop laughter for 3 hours? i will think about it then! all this senti/preachy outpouring from most indian movies drive me crazy.

well, you'll laugh alright! Some people cry, some laugh. Some dont know which one to pick. But i suppose you will laugh. Such is the creations of the captain

[MockTurtle]

who is Captain? Vijaykanth?

Of course !!! - plz go and watch Narasimha / Ramana immediately 

...am i guaranteed non-stop laughter for 3 hours? i will think about it then! all this senti/preachy outpouring from most indian movies drive me crazy.

well, you'll laugh alright! Some people cry, some laugh. Some dont know which one to pick. But i suppose you will laugh. Such is the creations of the captain

umm..i will give it a skip, i think. whenever i have listened to someone's suggestion and watched a tamil movie, it has been a BAD experience and i end up cursing that person! 

[justforkix]

who is Captain? Vijaykanth?

Of course !!! - plz go and watch Narasimha / Ramana immediately 

...am i guaranteed non-stop laughter for 3 hours? i will think about it then! all this senti/preachy outpouring from most indian movies drive me crazy.

Yes, Captain's super-hero antics and dialogues are really funny in both movies  . Actually you can almost pick up any of Vijaykanth's action movies in the last decade and have a good laugh 

[poondu]

who is Captain? Vijaykanth?

Of course !!! - plz go and watch Narasimha / Ramana immediately 

...am i guaranteed non-stop laughter for 3 hours? i will think about it then! all this senti/preachy outpouring from most indian movies drive me crazy.

Or if you want to see Kollywood movies more than 10 yrs old, You can watch any T.Rajender movie and have non-stop laughter.

[justforkix]

Or if you want to see Kollywood movies more than 10 yrs old, You can watch any T.Rajender movie and have non-stop laughter.

The original Rhymer Karadi Mama 

[MockTurtle]

Or if you want to see Kollywood movies more than 10 yrs old, You can watch any T.Rajender movie and have non-stop laughter.

The original Rhymer Karadi Mama 

isn't he the chap who sings more songs about his sister than his sweetheart? i recall seeing some movies by him a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago when world seemed nice and innocent!

[sgusa]

Or if you want to see Kollywood movies more than 10 yrs old, You can watch any T.Rajender movie and have non-stop laughter.

The original Rhymer Karadi Mama 

isn't he the chap who sings more songs about his sister than his sweetheart? i recall seeing some movies by him a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago when world seemed nice and innocent!

Vaadada Macchi! Vazhaikai Bajji!

[justforkix]

isn't he the chap who sings more songs about his sister than his sweetheart? i recall seeing some movies by him a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago when world seemed nice and innocent!

YUP. Some of his famous movies are Oru Thaayin Sabadham, Mythili Ennai Kadhali, Kozhi Koovudhu etc.

[sgusa]

And apparently some one decided to smite me for some reason .Dont knwo which thread it was for, but i am out for revenge, you hear me - REVENGE.

...err wait.Why am i worked up. Smite away. Sticks & Stones might break my bones, but smites will only make me laugh at you

[justforkix]

Vaadada Macchi! Vazhaikai Bajji!

According to the Prosecution Mr. Johnson, I say it is Poison 

Trivia : guess the movie of the above 2 dialogues 

[justforkix]

Another Trivia : What political party did T. Rajendar start ?

[MockTurtle]

And apparently some one decided to smite me for some reason .Dont knwo which thread it was for, but i am out for revenge, you hear me - REVENGE.

...err wait.Why am i worked up. Smite away. Sticks & Stones might break my bones, but smites will only make me laugh at you

maybe i smited you for giving me nightmares about drowning in a big cauldron of boiling mysore-pak goop!    

[sgusa]

And apparently some one decided to smite me for some reason .Dont knwo which thread it was for, but i am out for revenge, you hear me - REVENGE.

...err wait.Why am i worked up. Smite away. Sticks & Stones might break my bones, but smites will only make me laugh at you

maybe i smited you for giving me nightmares about drowning in a big cauldron of boiling mysore-pak goop!    

ok, that is freightening indeed. Unless you have some sorta food fetish 

[dhruvdeepak]

YUMMY. hot nearly liquefied almost melting mysore pak

[MockTurtle]

YUMMY. hot nearly liquefied almost melting mysore pak

you like son papdi too! you and i have diametrically opposite tastes in indian sweets.  that's another thing i cannot even stand the SIGHT of.

[sgusa]

YUMMY. hot nearly liquefied almost melting mysore pak

you like son papdi too! you and i have diametrically opposite tastes in indian sweets.  that's another thing i cannot even stand the SIGHT of.

Now you have gone too far. How can you say such a thing about that wonderous sweet son papdi?

[MockTurtle]

YUMMY. hot nearly liquefied almost melting mysore pak

you like son papdi too! you and i have diametrically opposite tastes in indian sweets.  that's another thing i cannot even stand the SIGHT of.

Now you have gone too far. How can you say such a thing about that wonderous sweet son papdi?

don't get me started this. it is like eating threads dipped in sugar syrup and stuck together 

ps: better move to the FOODIES thread, else i will get accused yet again of hijacking!

[dhruvdeepak]

this is incredible.
what do you like? you dont like tv, dont like movies, dont like mysore pak and son papdi. sgusa has been making wonders out of frozen paneer and you reject those too. a huge number of dg members were offered to you and that too was rejected.
probably you'd grumble too if you won the lottery "yuck. i cant stand the sight...."

its like one of the sourpuss friends i had in school. another friend's dad had just bought a gorgeous new beamer and we went over to see, and this bloke is like "yeah, but i dont like blue"
 

[sgusa]

YUMMY. hot nearly liquefied almost melting mysore pak

you like son papdi too! you and i have diametrically opposite tastes in indian sweets.  that's another thing i cannot even stand the SIGHT of.

Now you have gone too far. How can you say such a thing about that wonderous sweet son papdi?

don't get me started this. it is like eating threads dipped in sugar syrup and stuck together 

ps: better move to the FOODIES thread, else i will get accused yet again of hijacking!

You say it like it is a bad thing!

[MockTurtle]

this is incredible.
what do you like? you dont like tv, dont like movies, dont like mysore pak and son papdi. sgusa has been making wonders out of frozen paneer and you reject those too. a huge number of dg members were offered to you and that too was rejected.
probably you'd grumble too if you won the lottery "yuck. i cant stand the sight...."

its like one of the sourpuss friends i had in school. another friend's dad had just bought a gorgeous new beamer and we went over to see, and this bloke is like "yeah, but i dont like blue"
 

ha! i DO like a LOT of things - just coz they don't match with yours, i am the sourpuss! frozen paneer and wonders? right! what next - lemonade from canned lemons? and is it my fault if the right members weren't offered?  anyway, i don't like beamers or any fancy car, for that matter. noisy, polluting monsters. public transport is the way to go!

[dhruvdeepak]

sgusa shes all yours.
i am at a loss for words

[sgusa]

this is incredible.
what do you like? you dont like tv, dont like movies, dont like mysore pak and son papdi. sgusa has been making wonders out of frozen paneer and you reject those too. a huge number of dg members were offered to you and that too was rejected.
probably you'd grumble too if you won the lottery "yuck. i cant stand the sight...."

its like one of the sourpuss friends i had in school. another friend's dad had just bought a gorgeous new beamer and we went over to see, and this bloke is like "yeah, but i dont like blue"
 

ha! i DO like a LOT of things - just coz they don't match with yours, i am the sourpuss! frozen paneer and wonders? right! what next - lemonade from canned lemons? and is it my fault if the right members weren't offered?  anyway, i don't like beamers or any fancy car, for that matter. noisy, polluting monsters. public transport is the way to go!

Oh no you didn't!!!!

First Mysore pak. I was interested
Then Son Papdi - I was worried
Now my precious beemer! - I will not stand you calling my beemer names lady! GRRRRRRR