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[Libran]

A typical Selection Committee meeting  

KM (no greetings): Okay !! Let’s start
Looks into the V-Con screen and stands to attention on seeing GC
Good morning GC…my apologies for making you sit up so late in the evening

If we have your permission, we have the probable list of people we think will fit into the plan for the future

GC : So…we have no SRT…Right ??
KM:  Yes Greg !! U were right !! He will not be the same player again (Looks proudly around the room and sees everyone nodding in amazement at KM’s wisdom)
GC : Okay..let’s start

KM : Rahul will be the captain
GC : He is a good human being
KM : Sehwag will be the VC
GC : (Grimacing)…I can’t have one Paratha and this guys eats four
KM : Right GC…he hits fours…so we will keep him in the squad
RD : Do we have Kumble ??
KM : Yes…but…..Karnataka will be the biggest representative …so….!!!
GC : RD…Do we need Robin ??
RD : Well !! We have the process in place..we will tell him…the result will follow

Suddenly , Bhupinder Sr looks thru’ a  paper ..looks at Ranjib Biswal …looks at the TV screen and stutters …..What about Sourav ….??

There hear a loud thumping on the table and see a wild GC..and out of nowhere a ‘middle’ finger comes out and pokes Bhupinder in the eye….

Bhupinder: Ouch !!! I meant Sourav’s tormentor…
KM : Oh !! VRV…he is there…and so is VVS…but before you ask…I have ensured that Andhra is also balanced…so can we drop Rao ?? And I also have to please the guys on the Cricketvoice DG…so can I…please !!! please !!
GC and RD (in unision) … We have the process in place..we will tell him…the result will follow

Now VB wakes up : Between Andhra and Karnatak…TN is being neglected…..
GC (gives a disgusted look) …turns to RD :…where is TN ?? Is this the place where I injured my finger
RD : No..no…this is the place where we beat Australia
GC : Ah !! the series where my country’s cricket captain was kept waiting by that ‘money hungry” captain …now I remember

In all this conversation between GC and RD…lot of give and take has happened between KM and VB and …..KKD has been given….AA has been taken and RP has been given…and GC cares a damn as he is snoring
( like the Zim tour dressing room days !!)

And the rest is in all the websites …Ranjib Biswal is happy…so is Sanjay Jagdale….they did not have to open their mouths and they have the Travel allowance and the attendance fee cheques in their pockets…Only Bhupinder is unhappy as he has to spend his allowance money to treat his “black eye”



 

[Blwe_torch]

Hey Ravi!
Well done!...sums up the spirit alright!
Applause for you!

[suraj]

Very funny

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cover Point]

Really funny Ravi! LOL!