Reporter Mangal Pandey was given the task of interviewing Inzy, our beloved captain, after the loss in the 2nd ODI. So, as always, Reporter Pandey was outside the player's room and had a chat with Inzy. Here is the transcript of the chat.
Pandey: Jai Shri Ram. This ij Mangal Pandey, reporting phaar Kal-Tak. Aai am stanading here outside the indian dressing room, bhere the playerj are getting dressesd. Be are baiting for our beloved Inzy to come out and hab a taalk bith us.
Inzy comes out. Pandey jumps in front of him and thrusts the mike into his beard. Suddenly, a lot of white powder flies in the air from Inzy's beard and everyone starts coughing and sneezing. After everything subsides, the interview starts.
Pandey: Inzy, bhaat baas that bhite powder that came out aaf your beard? Those bhite pflakes??
Inzy: Salaam-Walekum. Bismillah-Rehman-Rahim. First of all, iz, thanks to allah. Iz, yezzz, that a white powder iz a itchy to me. Iz, I scratch a beard to a lot, iz, hands get a tired, itch not a stop. What to do?
Pandey: Oh, Looks like dandruf. You hab itch? Daad-khaaj-khujli ka dushman, B-Tex lotion, B-Tex lotion, B-Tex lotion. He he he he... actually, I gaat money phraam B-Tex to adbertiej their praaduct.
Inzy: Iz, oh. You a cunning fellowz.
Pandey: So, Inzy. You laast today. Bhaat happened?
Inzy: Yezzz, iz a we a play bad. Those a bolwer, iz, they bowl a well but not in a well. Iz, batsman not a good. Iz, boyz like a to dream in the field. Iz, that fool, Yuvraj. Iz, I tell to a him to not a dream of Kim. Iz, that fool, after a two 4, he a dream of Kim and getz a out. Iz, I complain to a Chappell to give him a chappal. Iz, a fool...
Pandey: But I thaat that Yubraj played bery bell. At least, he nearly took us to a bictory?
Inzy: Iz, what a took, a shook? What a victory? Iz, I had a potty in 50 over. Iz, from toilet I a ask Bhajji to a score, Bhajji sayz a 11 in over. Iz, I try hard but a not come to out. Then I ask Bhajji and he a tell 10 in 5. Iz, I try a more to hard but not to come a out. Iz, Bhajji says a 6 in 4. Iz, I try a hard and it startz to out a come. Bhajji sayz a 2 in 3. Iz, I a very try a hard. Iz, I smell a can. And, iz, then Bhajji sayz we a loose. What to do, not to do? Iz, then it comes a out a like oily.
Pandey: Oh my gaad. Glad to see that you bere able to relibe yourselph. So, bowlerj bowled bell, but batsmen bere naat able to bin the match.
Inzy: Yezzzz, iz, what to do. Those low playerz, those bowlerz. They a bowl good today but a batsman not a bat to good. Iz, all a batsman is dream to a Mandira. Iz, actually, she a visit the hotel yesterday. Iz, she a sang and a dance to boyz. He he he he he... you knowz.... iz, a boyz is young and hard. Iz, after watch a Mandira to a dance and a lap to dance, boyz get a hard. Iz, they a young boyz. Iz, I had to chappal a boyz on the hard to a put sleep to them.
Pandey: Inzy, Sehbag failed again. What are you doing abaaut him?
Inzy: Iz, what to do? He a fool? Iz, I a tell him to not a Aarti to call, iz, Mandia iz a here. But he, fool boyz, call a Aarti and a eat to a 6 paratha in a lunch. Iz, then he a feel to a sleep. Iz, I chappal to a him and he playz a sleep. Iz, Kaif a fool too. Aarti give a 3 paratha and a lassi to him. Iz, he a young boyz. He eat a paratha and a sleep to before bat. Iz, what to do? All boyz, young, iz, but they stomach not a hard to paratha.
Pandey: Phirst, batsmen do bell, then bowlers do bell. Bhen bill both do bell together?
Inzy: Iz, not to a knowz. Iz, maybe I call a Warne's girl to friendz. Iz, maybe they make a boyz to hard together and they play to well. Iz, damn that fat a fool to Powar. Iz, he not to single a take, iz, he a not hard boyz. Iz, he a soft boyz, he take a one, iz, not a 4.
Pandey: Bhaat about Pathan? Bhy are you sending him at # 3? Bhy not someone else?
Inzy: Iz, he he he he, iz, actually, he came to a polish the shoe of me and a request to a send at # 3. Iz, he a sayz, he like to a poze to camera. Iz, he is get to a modelling to offer. Iz, that'z why he a haircut to get. Iz, now, he poze to a camer and give me to half the money. Iz, he he he he... Iz, I to come a make extra. Iz, next to match, a Dhoni, iz, a offer to me a pay money. Iz, next Dhoni to come a bat a # 3. Iz, he he he, Iz, I make a money and give to a some a tipz to a Chappell.
Pandey: Hhmmm, any birds phaar your phans?
Inzy: Iz, well, have a faith in to a Chappell. Iz, he a tell to us a we winz to a 4-1. Iz, if a Chappell sayz, iz, it to a happenz. Inshaa-allah, iz, we a win to will this 4-1. He he he. Iz, becauz, if a win to us and iz, Mandira and a Kim will dance to a cabret. Iz, I like a female sexy, that, iz, Mandira iz a yum-yum.
Pandey: Bhaat about Sachin? Bill he come and join phaar Tests?
Inzy: Iz, yezzz. We a miss to a Sachin. He aold boyz, but iz a hard. Iz, he a keep boyz to awake and take a Kim to room to his a dance. Iz, so boyz a sleep and not a dream in to the field.
Pandey: Okay, Inzy. Aal the best phaar the next game.
Inzy: Iz, yezzzz. First of all, iz, a thankz to you and a Mandira.
Pandey: And bith this, be phinish this interbiew. This ij Mangal Pandey Logging out from Kal-Tak. Jai Shri Ram.
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