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[dextrous]

Snippets caught on camera after the Indian chickens failed to cross the English Channel.

Cernnu: The chicken is selfish and would not cross the road unless allowed to do so at 4 pm.

Kban: The empirical evidence and statistics would suggest that chicken had indeed crossed the road undetected even if it is not apparent to uncouth simpletons on first reading.  Had the head chicken not been burdened with captaincy, the remaining chickens would have crossed the road again led by a former chicken best known for uniting all chickens.  As I will establish through an over-by-over analysis of 113 forgotten tests, these chickens could have crossed many more roads. For more information, please pick up my dissertation, ‘Chicken Crossings: A Tale of Statistical Anomalies and More Mundane Rites’

Rams: Beep the chicken. Who cares? The King of Chickens, Laxen, did not do too badly all things considered.   

Kingofprussia: Mother Theresa.

CP: Ganguly ate the chicken w/ rasgullahs.

Blwe: It is all for the best and may led to recall of old chickens.

Dhruv: Chicken needs to hatch and produce fresh young chics.

FP: The truth about chickens is that they do not think of the collective whole.

Flute: The chicken was Bihari.

WV: Chickens need not be judged.

Ganavk: Win or lose, the favorite chicken showed class and that's all one can hope from chickens.

K-Slice: More chickens from Pune would have helped.

WN: At least the chickens were viewed from within striking distance at three different roads.

CLR: The chicken got tenured and went missing and had no further need to cross.

Vincent:  The chicken prefers money.

Ruchir: Chicken was gay and part of Obama's conspiracy.

MockTurtle: Eh, my chicken is funnier and crossed the road.

[ganavk]

Dextrous: since Ganguly is not in the team, does not matter if Chicken crosses the channel or not and anyone who raises question about this post will be banned!

[Cernunnos]

Snippets caught on camera after the Indian chickens failed to cross the English Channel.

Cernnu: The chicken is selfish and would not cross the road unless allowed to do so at 4 pm.

Kban: The empirical evidence and statistics would suggest that chicken had indeed crossed the road undetected even if it is not apparent to uncouth simpletons on first reading.  Had the head chicken not been burdened with captaincy, the remaining chickens would have crossed the road again led by a former chicken best known for uniting all chickens.  As I will establish through an over-by-over analysis of 113 forgotten tests, these chickens could have crossed many more roads. For more information, please pick up my dissertation, ‘Chicken Crossings: A Tale of Statistical Anomalies and More Mundane Rites’

Rams: Beep the chicken. Who cares? The King of Chickens, Laxen, did not do too badly all things considered.   

Kingofprussia: Mother Theresa.

CP: Ganguly ate the chicken w/ rasgullahs.

Blwe: It is all for the best and may led to recall of old chickens.

Dhruv: Chicken needs to hatch and produce fresh young chics.

FP: The truth about chickens is that they do not think of the collective whole.

Flute: The chicken was Bihari.

WV: Chickens need not be judged.

Ganavk: Win or lose, the favorite chicken showed class and that's all one can hope from chickens.

K-Slice: More chickens from Pune would have helped.

WN: At least the chickens were viewed from within striking distance at three different roads.

CLR: The chicken got tenured and went missing and had no further need to cross.

Vincent:  The chicken prefers money.

Ruchir: Chicken was gay and part of Obama's conspiracy.

MockTurtle: Eh, my chicken is funnier and crossed the road.

  good one! 

[achutank]

funny stuff

been such a long timesince i read one of this kind

and mockturtle i had forgotten that name

[Blwe_torch]

Snippets caught on camera after the Indian chickens failed to cross the English Channel.

Cernnu: The chicken is selfish and would not cross the road unless allowed to do so at 4 pm.

Kban: The empirical evidence and statistics would suggest that chicken had indeed crossed the road undetected even if it is not apparent to uncouth simpletons on first reading.  Had the head chicken not been burdened with captaincy, the remaining chickens would have crossed the road again led by a former chicken best known for uniting all chickens.  As I will establish through an over-by-over analysis of 113 forgotten tests, these chickens could have crossed many more roads. For more information, please pick up my dissertation, ‘Chicken Crossings: A Tale of Statistical Anomalies and More Mundane Rites’

Rams: Beep the chicken. Who cares? The King of Chickens, Laxen, did not do too badly all things considered.   

Kingofprussia: Mother Theresa.

CP: Ganguly ate the chicken w/ rasgullahs.

Blwe: It is all for the best and may led to recall of old chickens.

Dhruv: Chicken needs to hatch and produce fresh young chics.

FP: The truth about chickens is that they do not think of the collective whole.

Flute: The chicken was Bihari.

WV: Chickens need not be judged.

Ganavk: Win or lose, the favorite chicken showed class and that's all one can hope from chickens.

K-Slice: More chickens from Pune would have helped.

WN: At least the chickens were viewed from within striking distance at three different roads.

CLR: The chicken got tenured and went missing and had no further need to cross.

Vincent:  The chicken prefers money.

Ruchir: Chicken was gay and part of Obama's conspiracy.

MockTurtle: Eh, my chicken is funnier and crossed the road.

 

Dex you missed out the real heavy-weights once again 
What would Achu bhai and Sudzz say?

[vincent]

It is indeed true. The Chicken (with no balls) did not see it was worth going through all that effort for no money and fame. Some chicken even faked injuries.

[dhruvdeepak]

brilliance

[dextrous]

brilliance

belated happy birthday

[Cover Point]

Wow. Dexy is developing a sense of humor!!! Wow. I m speechless!

[feverpitch]

Wow. Dexy is developing a sense of humor!!! Wow. I m speechless!

I dont trust you. For how long?

[k-slice]

Wow. Dexy is developing a sense of humor!!! Wow. I m speechless!

I dont trust you. For how long?

[Cernunnos]

Snippets caught on camera after the Indian chickens failed to cross the English Channel.

Cernnu: The chicken is selfish and would not cross the road unless allowed to do so at 4 pm.

It is true, in many parts of England and Europe, rush hour ends at 3:30 pm...

[RicePlateReddy]

Dex: the chickens didn't cross the road? what happened? i just got back and checked and they still haven't crossed the road.

[CLR James]

 

I will write kban's statement tomorrow.

[achutank]

Wow. Dexy is developing a sense of humor!!! Wow. I m speechless!

I dont trust you. For how long?

 

[achutank]

Independence Day joke


Teacher: On this great day, Can you name


some Indians who struggled against the British?



Student: Sehwag,

 Sachin ,

Harbhajan ,

Raina,

Ishant ,

Sreesanth.