Topic: Want to trade applaud for right answer (Read 1160 times)

hastalavistababy · « **on:** April 24, 2006, 07:36:42 PM »

To get the answer I have to tell a story. It is not my story. I heard it while sitting in a pub at Dorval airport Montreal. Two francophone(they are famous for their drinking habit) were dinking. One was drinking beer. The other was drinking brandy. Here is their conversation.
The beer guy, “why you always drink brandy ?”.
The brandy guy “ I love my wife”
The beer guy “ what is the relationship between dinking brandy and loving wife?”
The brandy guy “see, drinking beer is like asking love from mistress. A mistress will love you along as you will pay her. As soon as you stop paying her, she will stop loving you. You will remain tipsy as long as you will drink beer. Your tipsiness will go with wind as soon as you stop dinking beer. You take a large peg of brandy , it will enough for whole night. You marry your wife once she will love whole life.

Question 1(2 applaud for right answar)

GC is .
a.   Wife(will always like Indian team ).
b.   Mistress(will like Indian team as long as Indian team will pay him)

Question 2.(1 applaud for right answar)

GC is
a.   brandy.(will always give tip to Indian player.)
b.   Beer(will stop giving tip to Indian player when Indian team stop giving him money).

Moral of the story ” beer and mistress sucks”.

kingcool1432 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2006, 07:39:07 PM »

humph.. Thought for a sec that this was some clever puzzle when i came in to look

dhruvdeepak · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2006, 07:43:15 PM »

gcspimpharsha, you are an interesting bloke, ill grant you that

you gotta do what you gotta do. the Oscar winning song this year proved it.

Applause for shining a new light on such things

. Hope there is more where it came from!

flute202020 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2006, 07:55:28 PM »

Looks like we have to coin another word for people who are simply hung up on GC, similar to Gangulian, only in opposite direction..this one is for people who don't like GC, but spend most of the time thinking or talking about him..suggestions invited. I promise 10 applauds for winning entry.

I am hoping for a winner from CP for he is the wittiest on this DG

toney · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2006, 07:59:44 PM »

pimp, can you explain? It may be just me but I dindt understand the multiple choice questions.

tombaan · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2006, 08:14:01 PM »

Badwa
what the F*** was that? did you type it up after drinks or before

hastalavistababy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2006, 08:18:55 PM »

Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:14:01 PM

Badwa
what the F*** was that? did you type it up after drinks or before

if saying of the post flew above your head , that is your problem. I am here for baby sitting.

toney · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2006, 08:21:10 PM »

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on April 24, 2006, 08:18:55 PM

Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:14:01 PM

Badwa
what the F*** was that? did you type it up after drinks or before

if saying of the post flew above your head , that is your problem. I am here for baby sitting.

Once again, you lost me.

Tombaan, let me know if you figured out anything yet.

hastalavistababy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2006, 08:25:38 PM »

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on April 24, 2006, 08:18:55 PM

Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:14:01 PM

Badwa
what the F*** was that? did you type it up after drinks or before

if saying of the post flew above your head , that is your problem. I am not here for baby sitting.

More over all those words you have used does not bother anyone any more. since the sight screen blog we have observing that. When Tombaan open his mouth people smells trash.

tombaan · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2006, 08:26:00 PM »

LOL toney I know one thing pimp is called as badwa in hindi.....he is here for baby sitting....question is why is he baby sitting on the net???

hastalavistababy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2006, 08:29:06 PM »

Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:26:00 PM

LOL toney I know one thing pimp is called as badwa in hindi.....he is here for baby sitting....question is why is he baby sitting on the net???

"I am here for baby sitting" should be "I am not for baby sitting"

toney · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2006, 08:30:55 PM »

OK, pimp the babysitting part makes sense now. BTW, is there a correct and wrong answer to the two questions you posed? Isnt it purely a matter of opinion? Perhaps, we can know at the end of GC's term what the correct answers are. Till then...

tombaan · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2006, 08:54:40 PM »

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on April 24, 2006, 08:29:06 PM

Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:26:00 PM
LOL toney I know one thing pimp is called as badwa in hindi.....he is here for baby sitting....question is why is he baby sitting on the net???

"I am here for baby sitting" should be "I am not for baby sitting"

pimp
you are the one with name like that which surely asking to be hit out of the stadium-if you had any other name it would have made sence....why have your login name as pimp? what sence does it make

hastalavistababy · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2006, 09:12:46 PM »

Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:54:40 PM

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on April 24, 2006, 08:29:06 PM
Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:26:00 PM
LOL toney I know one thing pimp is called as badwa in hindi.....he is here for baby sitting....question is why is he baby sitting on the net???

"I am here for baby sitting" should be "I am not for baby sitting"

pimp
you are the one with name like that which surely asking to be hit out of the stadium-if you had any other name it would have made sence....why have your login name as pimp? what sence does it make

the name is gc's pimp harsha. It is not only a name it is a message. Harsha is the guy who started GC-SG bru ha ha. By doing this he just polarized the whole India. Unless he tells us who leaked him the GC-SG conversation(it is not SG because harsha asked SG the question) I will always assume that GC used him as a pimp to achieve his agenda.

tombaan · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2006, 09:31:46 PM »

but its ur sign on....

hastalavistababy · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2006, 09:34:14 PM »

Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 09:31:46 PM

but its ur sign on....

Every member knows it is my sign on. GC's pimp harsha

feverpitch · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2006, 11:49:18 PM »

Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:54:40 PM

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on April 24, 2006, 08:29:06 PM
Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:26:00 PM
LOL toney I know one thing pimp is called as badwa in hindi.....he is here for baby sitting....question is why is he baby sitting on the net???

"I am here for baby sitting" should be "I am not for baby sitting"

pimp
you are the one with name like that which surely asking to be hit out of the stadium-if you had any other name it would have made sence....why have your login name as pimp? what sence does it make

tommy, once u r done with ur seance, do take a look at the link provided:

http://m-w.com/dictionary/sence

kingcool1432 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2006, 11:51:22 PM »

Quote from: feverpitch on April 24, 2006, 11:49:18 PM

Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:54:40 PM
Quote from: gcspimpharsha on April 24, 2006, 08:29:06 PM
Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:26:00 PM
LOL toney I know one thing pimp is called as badwa in hindi.....he is here for baby sitting....question is why is he baby sitting on the net???

"I am here for baby sitting" should be "I am not for baby sitting"

pimp
you are the one with name like that which surely asking to be hit out of the stadium-if you had any other name it would have made sence....why have your login name as pimp? what sence does it make

tommy, once u r done with ur seance, do take a look at the link provided:

http://m-w.com/dictionary/sence

tombaan · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2006, 03:01:07 AM »

here is one for you

Main Entry: 1jerk
Pronunciation: 'j&rk
Function: noun
Etymology: probably alteration of yerk
1 an annoyingly stupid or foolish person

dhruvdeepak · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2006, 04:51:17 AM »

why are ppl getting so irritated with pimpy? this is an innovative and interesting story, if only stating established opinions in a different way. stop crying about GC and enjoy some good posts

Blwe_torch · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2006, 06:29:34 AM »

Quote from: tombaan on April 24, 2006, 08:14:01 PM

Badwa
what the F*** was that? did you type it up after drinks or before

Hello Tommy!
Plz refrain from using bad language for name-calling. Freedom of expression is the spirit which drives this DG. But we must exercise a disciplined-freedom and not free-discipline.
People from various strata visit this DG. Most may not be used to your kind of language.
Kindly consider this a friendly advice or warning, whichever suits you best!

achutank · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2006, 06:40:13 AM »

cmon blwe, let the tomb raider be

Blwe_torch · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2006, 06:45:31 AM »

Quote from: achutank on April 25, 2006, 06:40:13 AM

cmon blwe, let the tomb raider be

times are changing achu.....
unfortunately, we live in different times!

k-slice · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2006, 06:47:29 AM »

achutank,
in that case will i also be afforded the use of words that are slang for reproduction? or is this a pamper the baby attitude we have here?

achutank · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2006, 06:53:34 AM »

well dude i know your are responsible surfizian, so no worries on your count. surf on.

hastalavistababy · « **Reply #25 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:38:43 PM »

Quote from: achutank on April 25, 2006, 01:18:40 PM

Quote from: gcspimpharsha on April 25, 2006, 01:02:49 PM
Quote from: tombaan on April 25, 2006, 03:01:07 AM
here is one for you

Main Entry: 1jerk
Pronunciation: 'j&rk
Function: noun
Etymology: probably alteration of yerk
1 an annoyingly stupid or foolish person

Do not tickle my cock , you are not worth of screwing.

tombaan cut it out boss.

you are opening the gutter here.

gcs please take care of language. this is getting a bit too far. beep is kind of ok, but this is like filthy

Remember the last week of sight screen. Prem gave Tomban free hand . he was cursing bengal and every body who was supporting SG. When of the gangulian started counter attacking, prem pulled off the blog. Tomban if you start it here I promise I will finish it. Promise if you curse me I will not be a cry baby(si ssy).. To prevent this moderator has a choice. they can black list me from DG.

toney · « **Reply #26 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:48:50 PM »

gcspimpharsha,
can you suggest a short name for yourself? I had asked you yesterday whether pimp was OK. But obviously, this was seen as a personal attack by some others!!! You hadnt replied. Is GPH fine enough? I need a reply because going by the looks of it, I may see a lot of you in the times to come.

hastalavistababy · « **Reply #27 on:** April 25, 2006, 01:57:11 PM »

Quote from: toney on April 25, 2006, 01:48:50 PM

gcspimpharsha,
can you suggest a short name for yourself? I had asked you yesterday whether pimp was OK. But obviously, this was seen as a personal attack by some others!!! You hadnt replied. Is GPH fine enough? I need a reply because going by the looks of it, I may see a lot of you in the times to come.

No when you called me pimp I did not find it personal attack. You called me pimp And I replied with a joke. We had gotten out of dipers long before.

toney · « **Reply #28 on:** April 25, 2006, 02:35:59 PM »

thanks for the clarification anyhow, GPH

colonel · « **Reply #29 on:** April 27, 2006, 02:51:42 AM »

gcspimpharsha, you tha man....applauds

cardus · « **Reply #30 on:** April 27, 2006, 06:23:11 AM »

keep on pimping in the free world!

colonel · « **Reply #31 on:** April 27, 2006, 04:55:58 PM »

great one cardus.

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