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Mangal Pandey is out there, trying to interview Inzy (now the beloved PAK captain).

Mangal Pandey: Jai Shri Ram. And naau I bud like to belcome the Inzy to hab a phew birds bith us. Belcome Inzy saab.

Inzy slowly walks towards Pandey, not sure what to say. So he starts scratching his beard and is terrified to see that a few hairs break and fall into his hand.

Pandey: Belcome Inzy saab. Uummm, pleaj stand here so that the camera can see you praaperly.
Inzy moves accordingly, still gazing at the fallen heroes... ooopss... hairs.

Pandey: Tough laas today, Inzy saab. Bhat happend? You burr playing quite bell.
Inzy: Salaam Walekum. Bismillah Rehman Rahim. First of all, iz, thanks to allah. Iz, yeezzz, boyz played a good. Iz, but what you say? What a quite? Iz, and how a come we play a in the a well? You fool? Iz, boyz a played gud. Iz, but Indiaz was a play better. Iz, all the more congratulationz to a them.

Pandey: Yes, yes. But, you and Naved burr playing quite bell. I thaat you bill bin. But then Naved get out and you get out. Bhat happened?
Inzy: Iz, yezzz a, fool is that a low man Naved. Iz, he is a hit 6 and then a comez and has a go to potty is a tellz to me. Iz, what a not a fool? A low people, a bowlerz. Iz, how can a go potty when a win here is there? Iz, a rascal. Iz, I complain to a Woolmer, iz, but a he sleeps in the room. What to do not to do? Iz, I a very anger. Iz, I am Inzy. Iz, I scored a 15000 run.

Pandey: Oh mai gaad. Naved had to go to paatty at that time? Then bhat did you do?
Inzy: Iz, I am Inzy. I a tell him to a put a stick into it up. Iz, matlab peechay dandaa daal le. Iz, but he a rascal. Iz, he get outz and a run back to a room. He he he. But first of all, iz, thanks to allah. He he he, when he a goes to potty a room, Woolmer is in where is there. Iz, he a lock the doorz. He he he, Naved a dirty his pant. Iz, now he a wash his a dirty laundry in a public. Iz, he he he.

Pandey: Oh my gaad. Bhat a tragedy phaar Naved. So, then you aalso get out. Uumm, Run out. Bhy?
Inzy: Iz, I not a like a play with them low people. They bat low. Iz, these # 8, 9 people. They foolz. Iz, they not a know, I am Inzy? Iz, first he callz and a then not a callz, a then again a callz. Iz, he a too much a talker. Iz, a yes a no. Iz, not know a where is there to a go? Iz, what to do not to do? Iz, I getz a out.

Pandey: But shtill. The seriej is draw 1-1. Naat a bad rejult.
Inzy: Iz, what you say? You fool? I am Inzy. Iz, I can a win this one too. Iz, these fools, iz, Afridi, Akmal, Razzaq. Iz, I will a complain to Mian Musharraf. Iz, a he a takez carez of them. Iz, he a throw a stone on them and a whip them. Iz, these a foolz. How come a they gots out a so cheap? Iz, they a cheap people. Cheapnezz. Iz, Musharraf will a take them in.

Pandey: Now that you hab gaat Man of Series award, you must be berry happy.
Inzy: Iz, what, you fool? I am Inzy. I scored a 15000 run. Iz, if I not a get awards, iz, who can do? Iz, I am Inzy.

Pandey: So, how do you rate the perphaarmance of your team?
Inzy: Iz, I am Inzy. Iz, these people. Cheap people. Iz, B category ke C class log. Iz, I will a take to Musharraf will a teach them to a lessonz. Iz, nonsense.

Pandey: Well, phinally thanks again, Inzy saab. Nice taaking to you. Aal the best phaar the phuture.
Inzy: Iz, yezzz, Iz, thanks to allah and you too. Iz, waitz a minute. Iz, can I a question you a aksz?

Pandey: Sure, pleaj go ahead.
Inzy: Iz, where is there?

Pandey: Bhat?
Inzy: Where is there?

Pandey: Bhere? Bhat bhere?
Inzy: Iz, a where is there to a go?

Pandey: Oooh. ha ha ha. Inzy saab. You are too innoshent. I mean tell me.
Inzy: Iz, oh, yezzz. Iz, a actually, iz, a can you a see that my hair fallingz from a face of me?

Pandey: Aaahhh... yes, I can see that. Laat of hairs and bhite paauder.
Inzy: Iz, a yezzz. Iz, do you a knowz what a take can I to remove thiz?

Pandey: You mean, to remoob your hairs?
Inzy: Iz, a no no no. Iz, to stop al this.

Pandey: Oooohhh. I get it. Actually, Inzy saab, bhen I hab such a praablem I aalbays go to Sablok Clinic or Hakim Usman.
Inzy: Iz, a Sablok? Iz, is a that where all a people goz?

Pandey: No no. Sablok Clinic ij a clinic. Iph you hab things "falling down" aar "shedding bhite thing" phaar no reajon, then you go there. Iph you baant it cheap, then you can go to Hakim Usman. You can phaind him *ting outside Laal Kila in Delhi. Berry phamos. *s on the phootpath outside Laal Kila. Ask any rickshaa-balaa. He bill take you there.
Inzy: Iz, a clinic and a, iz, Usman. Iz, They will a help in removing a hair to fall and a white powder and, iz, a also a itch?

Pandey: Itch too? Then shtraight abay go to Hakim Usman. Bunce I had "daad-khaaj-khujli" in my private areaj. I bent to him. He took a look. Gabe me some paauder to put there. Inzy saab, in 3 dayj, "khujli" was gaan and abury thing else baas gaan too.
Inzy: Iz, he he he. Iz, you a fool. Iz, but I have a itch on a face of me? Iz, Usman help a remove that itch?

Pandey: Inzy saab. Have no pheear. Hakim Usman is heere. All kind aaph itch bill go.
Inzy: Iz, okz. Iz, a pleasz write me a down the home of a Usman and Sablok. Iz, and a first of all, iz, thanks to you, a Pandey.

Pandey: Jai Shri Ram, Inzy saab.