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[dhruvdeepak]

Deano: I'd like to invite the losing captain, Veeru C-wag to come up and have a chat. Tough luck there mayt?
Inzy: Bismillah ur Rahman ur Rahim, sabse pehle Allah taala ka shukar. Yeayyyz iz not good day for uz. boyz iz go out and make try baytting practice, but iz hot and not good parformance from boyz.

Deano: Some rash shots by the top order in the morning, on a belta of a pitch I might add.
Inzy: Yeaaa iz peetch iz hard for ball. Ball iz bounce harding and iz good for making a shots. Today boyz not put 100% effort, iz not play a good mental cirkut.

Deano: Some would argue that the batting was a little mental
Inzy: Ya Dino iz how many runz iz you're score? Come play for batting with my boyz. Iz break your teeth like havaldar yesterday. Havaldar he'z make some...aaa....communts on Ganguly. Im iz tell to meedyaa iz Ganguly iz a forgot, but havaldar he'z a make some communt. Iz guru Greg iz become a angry and havaldar he'z tooth iz a break.

Deano: Shows you shouldn't piss off an Aussie. I was playing ODI cricket when you were in your diapers, Veeru.
Inzy: Yaa your teeeam iz a Australia, iz poor team. Iz play like girls in Bangladesh, hehehe. Im iz put on the teeveee iz yesterday and I'm iz see a score and wut ees theees, iz a Bangladesh iz eat a K...kan...kangrooow for a dinner! Iz should bat like me, iz score great 100 for against Bangladesh. heehehe, Australia, iz your iz team. Iz  a stupid teeem.

Deano (pissed off): Right then, Veeru. How about we talk about your batting? And you being extra weight the team has to carry. Pun intended of course.
Inzy: Im not undrstand wuts thees pun. Iz like in song "hot cross buns"?. Yeayyz that song iz a in my house iz favorite song. My son, he'z mental patient and iz do a mental shock, so he'z sing also:

Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
One a rupee, two a rupee,
Hot cross buns!   
If iz not have paraaantha,
Iz not give to iz sons.
Iz not share with iz family,
Iz hot cross buns!

Deano: Err...well...that explains your tummy. I think. (Scratching head) Do you think your being slightly unfit is the reason behind your poor run of scores?
Inzy: Iz wuts this fitness? Iz not a need in a cirkut. Iz see, iz hit. I'm iz Inzy, iz score many 1000 of run. Iz also eat many 1000 paraantha. Iz guru Greg iz tell, eat iz good, is baytting problem iz a mental. I'm iz think, iz do like with my son...wee...iz maybe do for me a mental shock therapy.

Deano: You're going to take shock therapy to improve your batting?
Inzy: Yeaayyz iz a shock iz maybe help.

Deano: Why dont you just lose some weight?
Inzy: Iz weight'z not iz problem! See Ramesh Powar, iz look like iz 'fat b*stard' chraycter from my favorite movie: Austin Powars, but iz score greayt 50 and iz bowl 10 over also. Iz fitness iz no need.

Deano: Well, as long as you know what you're doing. Anyway, how was the weather out there? As pleasant as in the commentary box?
Inzy: Yeaayyyz iz a hot, like Katrina Kaif. Iz f*cking hot. You iz in a commentary box, iz sit in a/c and make a communt. Iz not good. Guru Greg he'z not a happy, iz break a many teeth. Yeeayyyz but wayther today iz not a good for everybody. Iz Dhoni he'z take ice bath in middle of batting! Today i'm iz go out and give iz slip iz catch after 5 ball, iz too hot, hehehehe.

Deano: Well, luck's a fortune, good luck with the shock therapy and for the next match.
Inzy: Iz thaynks, Dino.

[tombaan]

this is kind of getting to  boring and repetitive...iz and bismallah doesnot make it funny....

[dhruvdeepak]

iz all boyz not in a form i guess

[senthilpeter]

hey comeon... still funny. is it dhruv's fault anyway that Inzi's grammar and vocab are limited and stagnant? ask inzi to learn more, am sure dhruv will sing diff tunes. I iz correct, dhruv? 

[dhruvdeepak]

hey comeon... still funny. is it dhruv's fault anyway that Inzi's grammar and vocab are limited and stagnant? ask inzi to learn more, am sure dhruv will sing diff tunes. I iz correct, dhruv? 

hahaha yeayyz iz difficult. Inzy he'z only know a 3 word: boyz, iz & paraantha

[poondu]

Absolutely hilarious Dhruv. Applause     

[fineleg]

Time for a switch - we have had the Inzy collection.
Any other imitations - how abt some other captain or player imitation.

[Cover Point]

If Fineleg was the captain of the Indian team.

Deano: welcome Fineleg. Tough game today?
FL: Its sucks. We cant bat! Cant Bowl. I will be surprised if we can actually make it to the field the next time we have to play. I am telling you fire everyone!
Deano: relax mate...
FL: <cutting him off> The world is about to end. I am telling you. Sehwag cant bat. Our team sucks big time. We really need to come up with new players.
Deano: but ...
FL: <cutting him off> Just listen to me! What has India done really. I mean when was the last time India had everyone of their top order bat score a 100? You tell me ? I mean come on. I havent even seen two 5 wicket hauls in an inning? We need to be taking more than that. At least 3-4 five wicket hauls are a must in EVERY inning!!!
Deano: uhh there are only 10 wickets .....
FL: Shutup! Stop all the presses. India is losing....

Deano holds his head in his hands

[fineleg]

If Fineleg was the captain of the Indian team.

Deano: welcome Fineleg. Tough game today?
FL: Its sucks. We cant bat! Cant Bowl. I will be surprised if we can actually make it to the field the next time we have to play. I am telling you fire everyone!
Deano: relax mate...
FL: <cutting him off> The world is about to end. I am telling you. Sehwag cant bat. Our team sucks big time. We really need to come up with new players.
Deano: but ...
FL: <cutting him off> Just listen to me! What has India done really. I mean when was the last time India had everyone of their top order bat score a 100? You tell me ? I mean come on. I havent even seen two 5 wicket hauls in an inning? We need to be taking more than that. At least 3-4 five wicket hauls are a must in EVERY inning!!!
Deano: uhh there are only 10 wickets .....
FL: Shutup! Stop all the presses. India is losing....

Deano holds his head in his hands

CP: LOL! 
Ok, so, now u've kick started the fineleg interview sessions - DD and Ruchir will take over!

[fineleg]

CP: Can u do imitations of other of our DG friends, this is a cool idea...u can imitate most others except kban (that needs some serious lengthy writing to imitate kban).

[Cover Point]

CP: Can u do imitations of other of our DG friends, this is a cool idea...u can imitate most others except kban (that needs some serious lengthy writing to imitate kban).

Kban cant be imitated. Is Kaman main to bas ek hi Ban K-Ban!

And I will get in some serious trouble trying to imitate most of the people in this DG with the right kind of applause to smite ratio! So I humbly retire from this and let someone else take on the torch!

[senthilpeter]

If Fineleg was the captain of the Indian team.

Deano: welcome Fineleg. Tough game today?
FL: Its sucks. We cant bat! Cant Bowl. I will be surprised if we can actually make it to the field the next time we have to play. I am telling you fire everyone!
Deano: relax mate...
FL: <cutting him off> The world is about to end. I am telling you. Sehwag cant bat. Our team sucks big time. We really need to come up with new players.
Deano: but ...
FL: <cutting him off> Just listen to me! What has India done really. I mean when was the last time India had everyone of their top order bat score a 100? You tell me ? I mean come on. I havent even seen two 5 wicket hauls in an inning? We need to be taking more than that. At least 3-4 five wicket hauls are a must in EVERY inning!!!
Deano: uhh there are only 10 wickets .....
FL: Shutup! Stop all the presses. India is losing....

Deano holds his head in his hands

Hillllllaaarious!!! many applauses for you, all boiled into one numerical one.
hey, please keep posting a few Fineleg interviews....

[dhruvdeepak]

coming soon: Deano interviews  Himself

[toney]

Javi is another canidate.

[senthilpeter]

Javi is another canidate.

YUP.

[jaat69]

coming soon: Deano interviews  Himself

Dhruv...try Inzi interviewing another one just like Inzi, may be he interviewing himself!
May be fun!