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Bush quotes - funny
« on: April 11, 2006, 01:36:20 PM »
I know some of these are made up but not all. It is fun reading, especially if you can picturize the cowboy uttering each of these with complete seriousness.

Can the English language survive after Bush?

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one word is ' to be prepared '."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future. "
- George W. Bush

" The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush

" We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

" I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

" Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls."
- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children. "
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George ! ! W. Bush
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