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Nimbus and BCCI bosses saw the Mangal Pandey interview of Inzy. They liked it so much that they asked Mangal Pandey to regualrly do exclusive interviews with Inzy after each match. Here is the interview after the win in 4th ODI.

Pandey: Jai Shri Ram. Hello to all, Namaste, Salaam, Vanakkam, Sat shri akal. Now I bud like to belcome the Inzy to come heere and taalk bith us phaar a moment. Belcome Inzy.
Inzy: Salaam Walekum. Bismillah Rehamn Rahim. First of all, iz, thanks to allah. Iz, he he he. Welcome you to, again and again.

Pandey: Inzy saab, bunce again you baan the game. You aalso baan the seriej. You must be bery happy? Baayj played bery bell today.
Inzy: Iz, yezzzz, Very I am a happy. Iz, boyz playz a good. But not in a well. Iz, what you say? You fool? Iz, boyz are play a cricket. Iz, they go no swim in a well. Iz, you sense to sense nonsense. Yezzz, boyz bowl well, a score a run, take wicut, iz catch a ball. Iz, ENG fools are like a play.

Pandey: Inzy, ENG selected to bat phirst. Burr you caanfident aaph shtaaping them in low score?
Inzy: Iz, yezzz, very a confident in me. Iz, Dhoni toll no dent no bike in his. Iz, so I knowz he playz good a like low people. Iz, Yuvraj playz good. Iz he throw a ball like a bedi. Iz, yezzz. Boyz are a play well.

Pandey: yes. Yubraj baaj bery good today. He took a daring catch. Bhat did you pheel abbot that?
Inzy: Iz, I am Inzy. I scored a 15000 run. Iz, Yuvraj can better me play no can do? Iz, actually, Dhoni said comes to me. Iz, he sayz a Kim sit there. He ask point me to a Kim with Yuvraj and I doz. Iz, a Yuvraj very happy and, iz, a jumping a clown like joy. Iz, he so a happy he fellz down and a suddenly ball a get in hand to his. Iz, and he not know, I not knowz that how a happen?

Pandey: Oh Maai Gaads. Bhat a nice catch. Bhat abaaoot Raina? Hs ij a nice lad too, played bell.
Inzy: Iz, yezzzz. Iz, a Raina a soft boyz. He iz a like teddy a bear. Iz, actually night in the last he went Yuvraj ask about a Kim. Iz, a yuvraj gave a chappal and out to get. Iz, Raina went a cry to chappell. He he he, iz he a like headmaster but, iz, he like a Raina. So, chappell chappal a yuvraj and iz, a yuvraj a set with Raina a Kim. Iz, so Raina happy a get Kim and runz a score.

Pandey: Yes, Yes. Now, Inzy saab, bhat ij this bith Dhoni albej draibing the motorcycle and naat let the binner drive it?
Inzy: Iz, yezzz. Iz, Dhoni is a mad like a bikez. Iz, he not wanta otherz to drive. Iz, so he askedz a permission from chappell and drivez. Iz, he drivez a bikez and I drives a APS. I like that a sexy female.

Pandey: Okay, nau bun important question. Bhy did you delay in the implementing of paaber pilay?
Inzy: Iz, he he he. Iz, I am the Inzy. I scored 15000 a run. Iz, I know all, ENG they foolz. Iz, they not a know what I do? Iz, I want a KP to hit the dog like a us. Iz, then he getz some tire and, iz, I then a tell an umpire to a powerplay, iz, and ENG not a know what I done-dona-done done. Iz, they foolz a player. Iz, not knowz what do? Iz, KP beat, AF hit, Pathan the hard boyz get a beat and, iz, then I a implementationz of a play from Powar. Iz, I am Inzy, I knowz all and I getz a 2 wicut.

Pandey: Oh maai gaads. How cunning you are. How entelligent?
Inzy: Iz, yezzz, I a gent am you knowz who? Iz, you a lady?

Pandey: He he he. No saar. I am a gentlemaan too. So, Kaiph phailed again. Bhat are your viewj about it?
Inzy: Iz, yezzz. Iz, what to do not to do? Iz, Kaif a thin boyz, his hurt a bone very many when he a hugs me a give. Iz, he a play like ENG a fool. Iz, he not knowz how bat? Iz, he a bat from a brain otherz.

Pandey: Uuummm, bhich other brain.
Inzy: Iz, he he he, iz, knowz you a about I am what talkingz. (wink, wink)

Pandey: Oooohh, Inzy saab. Hat, besharam.
Inzy: Izzzzz, he he he....

Pandey: Okay, so Pathan aalso played bell. He takes bicuts, socres runs. Bhat are your biews about him?
Inzy: Iz, yezzz, iz, he a hard boyz. Young and hardz. Iz, he a play likes me. I am Inzy the champion. Iz, hez also a play me like same to same.

Pandey: Phinally, Inzy saab. All the vary bhest to you and the entire team. I wish you bill bin 7 jiro.
Inzy: Iz, what you say? Iz, I am Inzy. Iz, my a team a not tire? Iz, they a play kirrcut. Iz, butz a okay you too. He he he, thankz....