This is an Exclusive interview of Inzy, India's favorite son and captain. It took place outside the loo that is located outside the Indira *hi Internation Airport, New Delhi. It is alleged that Inzy had a brawl with the Loo attendant and threatened to hit him with his bat.
Aaj-Tak reporter Mangal Pandey was present on the site, covering PM Manmohan Singh coming to see-off Sonia Manio who was going to Italy on a private visit in Air India One, the Boeing specially designed for the PM.
Pandey: Jai Shri Ram. This ij Mangal Pandey aan Aaj-Tak. I am heere to take the interbiew aaf Inzy, our phavorite captain. Someone told me that he waj fighting with the shauchalay (loo) attendant outside the airport. Inzy saab, can you tell our biewers egjactly bhat happened?
Inzy: Salaam Walekum. Bismillah Rehman Rahim. First of all, iz, thanks to Allah. Yezzz, actualy that fool guy. Iz, he not knowz I am Inzy. I scored 15000 run. Iz, that fool triez me to a stop. Iz, I say him getting pressure. Iz, It pressure situationz. Iz, a like in kirrcut. This pressure to, iz, like a pressure cooker.
Pandey: Okay. If I understaand it curectly, you told that man that you burr having a praablem and you had to usj the shauchalay urjantly. So bhat did that guy say to you?
Inzy: Iz, yezz, that stupid guy, that a fool. Iz, he not know me how come? Iz, I tell him I am a Inzy. He say me you who? Iz, I say I am a Inzy. Iz, I want in to go potty. That fool, iz, he say I want him pay 2 rupee. Iz, what is nonsense this? 2 rupee for a potty? Iz, I am Inzy. I scored 15000 run. Iz, I not pay no one. Iz, people pay to me have potty in their bath.
Pandey: This ij amajing. That guy waants you to pay him 2 rupeej so that you can do potty in the shauchalay? This ij a surprij. This ij a National Inshult. I think our MPj should raije this question in the parliament.
Inzy: Iz, yezzzz. Iz, an insult to me in the potty. Iz, my fanz I ask to burn this fool on the streetz. Iz, hit him with chappal. Iz, breakz his a middle fingerz.
Pandey: Oh, you mean burn hij effigies and hit hij posterj with chappal?
Inzy: Iz, yezz, same to a same. This a fool? Iz, I stand with my hand on my backs part and pressure about to out and oooohhhh, iz, then I see a Kim walk and iz, pressure down a some. Then I not see Kim and a pressure again. Iz, a potty come to a out and I triez a stop. Iz, I ask fool to go me inside. Iz, he still asking a 2 rupee for me potty in.
Pandey: Okay, okay. This ij getting interesting. Then bhat happend?
Inzy: Iz, I get very a many angryz. Iz, I takez out a bat and try to bang. Iz, but that makez a mistake. I, iz, as soon removed my handz from a backs part, iz, more pressure from inside and iz, a less from a outsidez.
Pandey: Yes, yes, then bhat?
Inzy: Iz, how to can tell? Iz, then a bad happenz and iz, a cloud thunderz and rainz fellz all where is there. Iz, eeww, iz a smell rain. Iz, that a fool is ran awayz. Iz, and I triez a go to in and slip and felled.
Pandey: You slip and fall? Slip aan bhat?
Inzy: Iz, how to can tell? Iz, feel shyz. Iz a yellow rainz happen from nowhere. Iz, a don't knowz where from?
Pandey: Oooooffffff. Oooohhh. So this mishap happened? Oh my gaads. So that ij bhy it ij smelling heere so much? Oh my gaads.
Inzy: Iz, yezzz, first of all, iz, thanks to allah for a relief.
Pandey: This ij amajing. How can a shauchalay attendant naat know who you are? How can any body charge 2 rupeej fraam you to go and do potty? This ij a national inshult. I think we caammun peepul should phroce our MPj to raije this question in the parliament that Inzy should be above the law. No bun should charge him phaar anything. No bun should say anything against him. No bun should hab the authority to draap him phraam the team. If this can happen to Inzy, it can happen to any player. This ij an inshult.
Inzy. Iz, yezzzz. That what say I. Iz, I am Inzy. I scored 15000 run.
Pandey: But Inzy saab. Bhy did you hab an upshet stomach? Bhat did you eat?
Inzy: Iz, he he he. Iz, coach a tell me to watch a diet. Iz, he a fool. Iz, I am Inzy, I hit a chappal on him. Iz, he say to watch me a diet. Iz, my wife ask I to make a 5 paratha. Iz, she make I watch. Iz, she give I watch. Iz, I watch a paratha 5 minute. Iz, like a coach me tell. Diet like a is paratha. Iz, I watch me a diet for 5 minute. Iz, then I eats them. Iz, like a I do this a 10 days not a stop. Iz, then I have a pain on tummy.
Pandey: Oh, Inzy saab. You are so innocent. Coach asked you to naat each much. And you just look at your phood phaar 5 minutes and then eat it. So innocent.
Inzy: Iz, he he he..... Iz, Inzy innocent. Cent to cent. Izzzz.....
Pandey: Okay Inzy saab. Thanks phaar talking to us. This ij Mangal Pandey phraam Aaj-Tak. Jai Shri Ram.
Inzy: Iz, yezzz, thanks to allah for a relief. Byezzz.
AuthorTopic: Eyewitness Report - Inzy brawls with Loo attendant outside IGIN airport, Delhi (Read 436 times)
April 06, 2006, 09:56:29 PM