One of the great things (in fact the greatest) about Infosys is its large bench strength. These creative but khaali people have no other work but to start any weird discussion on the Bulletin board.
This is one of the best discussions I have read. Truly POWERED BY INTELLECT.
To enjoy it, start reading it from bottom.Enjoy the discussion in Infy's KEC general public folder....do make sure to read from bottom to top to get the maximum fun .... (for the uninitiated, this discussion started with the simple question, "what is maithili?")
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From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:39 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: German's ,Jews, Aryans
We sit before the monitor staring into the pixels, making faces the whole day like monkeys.
And you claim that you are not in this monkey business?
Beats me!!
ANIL JOSHI
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From: AnandV
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:13 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: All Infoscians are dravidians
Subject: All Infoscians are dravidians
My theory is first step to identify software engrs. I'm more interested in showing that software engrs are not monkeys (bcas they are not aryans) which my house owner believes!!!
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From: DHRUVAV
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:09 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation:! All Infoscians are dravidians
Subject: teachers and dravidian
Your theory only proves that Software engineers are not aryans.
Therefore they can be any thing other than aryans and not only dravidians.
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From: AnandV
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:04 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: All Infoscians are dravidians
Subject: All Infoscians are dravidians
B'cas only teachers (arya's) are aryans. So all software engr's are dravidians.
All Infoscians are software engrs........Hence the proof...
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From: raghavendrak
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:00 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Aryans- H aryana
Let me get it clear. Are u suggesting that all people in haryana are monkeys?
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From: ashokkm
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 199910:59 AM
Posted To: General
Conve! rsation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Aryans- H aryana
No, Only the native of Haryana are are aryans b'coz U just remove the 'H' in Haryana so it becomes aryana.
Agreed or not?
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From: raghavendrak
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:54 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: German's ,Jews, Aryans are Indians
Then even monkeys are aryans!!!!!!(I think they too have 10 fingers).
That's what ramayan says. So all vanars were also aryans!!!
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From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:50 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: German's ,Jews, Aryans are Indians
How logical!! Now I could easily prove that even Africans are Aryans. They have 10 fingers- so they are aryans. They have 10 toes on their feet - so they are aryans.
Thanks for proving that all are aryans.
ANIL JOSHI
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From: Kedardesai
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:40 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Proof:German's ,Jews, Aryans are Indians
Indians invented the decimal system. Ravan(Jew) had ten heads, Ram's father(aryan + German)had ten chariots (Dash-rath) etc. Thus , the base is 10. Therefore they are all Indians
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From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:58 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
Germans don't play cricket. So cricketers can't be germans. QED
ANIL JOSHI
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From: Dinni Lingaraj
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:56 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/ Germans
It just occured that a better subject would have been "CRICKET" but this one stopped ...."Are our cricket! ers Aryans/Germans ?" So we got to solve this one !
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From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:55 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Major fallacy/Aryans & Germans
Let the 'intellectuals' decide... y ou will know who you are soon enough.
ANIL JOSHI
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From: Yeshwant Dattatreya
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:39 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
OH BOY!! WHO ARE WE?
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From: ashokkm
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:37 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Major fallacy/Aryans & Germans
According to maxmuller, Aryans came from Middle East. According to Bal Gangadhar Tilak, Antarctica was the home place of Aryans. And Swami Dayanand Saraswati says Aryans were originally from India b'coz the place "saptsandhav" that is described many times in their book is nothing but Doab region between Ganga & Jamuna. And One theory according Bhagwandas is that Aryans were originally from India then they went to middle east and after some time they returned back to India.
So there are different theories about the origin of Aryans but recent
belief is that only India was their native-land.
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From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:37 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
So, at present we are at a point where MK's son is a Russian, implying MK is a Russian. MK is a ardent follower of Ravan who is a German Jew. Looks like the german govt running Karnataka (see our previous discussions for a proof of it) is conniving with the Russian govt at Tamilnadu (who support German) to fight the Italian Govts reps at 10 ! Janpath road.
Some heavy international politics we have going on here. Wat's d'ya say man!!
ANIL JOSHI
-----Original Message-----
From: amajumder
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:21 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
Importance: High
Might be Russians too.. that explains why MK's son is called STALIN.
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From: raghavendrak
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:13 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
Say this to the DMK and they're gonna kick u!! according to them ravan was a dravidian and was attacked by ram as ram was an aryan. So if ram was a german, and assuming he was a 'hitlerite 'aryan, then ravan must have been a jew!!!
-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 6:57 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: ! What is Maithili?
Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
No, on the contrary it proves that Ravan was a German since it was he who owned the Pushpak Viman. The passengers could belong to any country.
ANIL JOSHI
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From: vishnoor
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 5:44 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: major fallacy...
After defeating ravana .... Sri Rama flew back in Ravana's pushpak vimana & This is what the Mordern Lufthansa is . It is the modern version of the older pushpaka vimana. The pushpak vimana was "driven" by hansa or swans....The insignia of
Lufthansa is also a swan... This further proves Sri Rama was a German
Hail Rama ....
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From: khandelwalh
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 199912:54 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: major fallacy...
the argument is wrong. the conclusion is fallacious
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From: vishnoor
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 4:44 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Mithla
Rama was an aryan ; Germans claim to be aryans so Rama was a German Hail Rama....
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From: ashokkm
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 199911:53 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Mithla
And what about Home minister Advani & Noble Prize winner Economics Dr. Amartya Sen???
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From: Sudha Vedula
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 19994:02 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Mithla & Maithili
God Shiva is also a foreigner because Mt.Kailash is in China. Buddha was also a foreigner because Lumbini(?) is in Nepal. So was Guru Nanak, because Talwandi is in Pakistan. So wa! s Porus. So was *hari.....
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From: Vikas Sharma
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 10:14 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Mithla & Maithili
Recently one Congress leader, in defense of Sonia, quoted that Sita was also a foreigner because Janakpuri is in Nepal.
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From: Pranav Chandra
Posted At: Wednesday, September 01,1999 1:10 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: Mithla & Maithili
Maithili is a language which derives it's name from the region in Bihar where it is spoken, the old kingdom of Mithla. There is a reference to the area even in Ramayana- Janak( Father of Sita) was king of Mithla and has been referred to as MithlaNaresh at many places in RamCharitraManas - therefore Sita was also called Maithili.
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From: Subhashis Roy
Posted At: 1999"N9OE?1"=FA 13:03
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: what is Maithili ?
Importance: High
Maithili brahmins are known for their gastronome qualities !!!
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From: yogesh=5Fpm
Posted At: Wednesday, September 01,1999 12:12 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: re: what is maithili
Maithili is a language spoken in central bihar. It has its own literature. It has its root in the old kingdom of that area. It is similar to Hindi.
-----Original Message-----
From: himanshudas
Posted At: Wednesday, September 01, 1999 9:06 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?
Subject: What is Maithili?
Hi!
Who or what is Maithili, in context of Indian literature?
Thnx & Rgds
Prabu
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