Atherton: And now, I would like to welcome the winning captain, Inzy, to come here and have a few words with us.
Inzy walks, scratching his beard and is himself surprised to see the amount of dandruff falling. He starts beating his beard as if honey-bees have attacked him. He stops, finally, and comes to chat.
Atherton: Welcome Inzy, so, 3-nill up. And this time you posted a huge total.
Inzy: Salaam-Walekum. Bismillah Reham Rahim. First of all, iz, thanks to allah. Iz, yezzz, boyz play well today. They score a run and take wicut. Iz, Chappell happy, I happy, More also a happy. Iz, we 3-0 win. We up, ENG down. I am Inzy, iz, I like on top.
Atherton: You played well today, although you missed your 50 by 4 runs. Did you not read the ball keeping low?
Inzy: I am Inzy. Iz, I score 15000 run. What you say? You fool? Iz, I know all. I want a 50 from 4. Iz, that why I cut with my bat. Iz, ball afraid me and not come up. Iz, these low balls. They like a low people. Iz, they not come up, they down. Iz, I like on top not play a down ball. I get out. Iz, I know down ball. Next match I change it.
Atherton: What's up with Kaif? He is not scoring at all? How are you going to deal with him?
Inzy: Iz, Kaif a good boy. He soft but thin. Iz, He bone hurt me when he me hug on a wicut. I will fear him with a Gungooly. Iz, I say him Chappell Gungooly friend, he in team. Then Kaif play well like those a low people. Iz, I am Inzy. Iz, I know how to do all.
Atherton: Yuvraj played brilliantly today and came up with a 100. That must be comforting.
Inzy: Iz, he he he. Iz, Kim a comfort. She like a comforter. Iz, Yuvraj call her ask she come. Iz, she a come and stay night him. She give a pump to him. Iz, he pumped up. Iz, then she come me. Iz, I like her sexy female. She pumps me and I UP. Iz, then she pump Yuvraj more and he up a more. Iz, not Kiran More but UP more and more. Iz, and he hit a 100.
Atherton: Oohh, yeah. That's a nice way to get motivated. Isn't it?
Inzy: Iz, Motivated? Iz, no no. That APS. You knows? Archana Puran Singh. Iz, I like her. She not MOTI. Iz, but she make me a WAIT. Iz, and I call her a MOTIWAIT.
Atherton: Munaf Patel did not bowl particularly well. He went for nearly 6 runs an over.
Inzy: Iz, he sick. Oh no, his leg sick. Iz, he hit his a heel and it sick. Iz, so he not good a bowl today. Chappell ask give him a Lassi. Iz, he will okay tomorrow. Iz, he a young and hard boyz. He get well. Iz, he bowl a fast. Iz, Chappell ask him bowl me a net. He break wicut. Iz, groundman, that old farty, come and ask 75 rupee from me. Iz, I first a slap him and why ask? Iz, he say a wicut make for 75 rupee. Iz, Chappell talk him, iz a ask him join Kiran class free. Iz, old man happy he learn Chappell way. Iz, I tell a it is Chappal way. He, iz, too strict, iz, a headmaster.
Atherton: So, the groundsman is taking coaching in Kiran More's academy? Why? Does he have a chance in the team?
Inzy: Iz, What you say? You fool? Iz, Kiran look front not a back? That old man still young from heart. Iz, his heart healthy. Iz, when he finish Kiran school he join team. Iz, he bring water and lassi to us. Iz, Gungooly not yes to do it. Old man yes to it. Iz, gungooly is fool he not yes to it.
Atherton: So, you're saying that you will select an old guy so that he can bring drinks on the ground for you?
Inzy: Iz, I am Inzy. I score 15000 run. Iz, yezzzz.
Atherton: That's amazing. I don't understand this. Anyways, this is India. Anything can happen.
Inzy: Iz, I love my India. Iz, watan mera India. Iz, Karam mera India. Iz, Pardezzz, nice filum. Iz, you see?
Atherton: What? Whatever.... So, now the team is scoring runs, taking wickets. It seems like a complete outfit now.
Inzy: Iz, yezzz. A complete with Kim. She complete make a team with her comforter. Iz, Chappell say also a yezz to it.
Atherton: You would like to win this series 7-0, wouldn't you?
Inzy: Iz, yezzz and a Kim need hard work that happen. Iz, she need more a pump yuvraj and me and a Dhoni. Iz, Dhoni yound and HARDDD boyz. He hit hard. Iz, he more need a pump, then he UP. Iz, then we 7-0 a win. Kim need APS help too. Iz, sexy female.
Atherton: What about the WI tour? You must be feeling pretty confident about it?
Inzy: Iz, What you say? What dent? No no. Iz, no dent in Dhoni bike. He take care bike more than Kim. Iz, no dent. Yezzz, iz, we like a win in WI. Boyz play hard and they pumped up and we win. First of all, iz, thank to Kim.
Atherton: One last thing. Why are you dropping catches every match? I mean, you personally, are dropping catches.
Inzy: Iz, yezzzz. Iz, actually I think Kim. Iz, She pump me up, I like her. Iz, I think keeping about her all time. Iz, not a concentrate on the kirrcut. Iz, I now a behave from now. Iz, I also dream in day about a bike in win. Iz, Bhajii get, Raina get, Yuvraj get, I not get. Iz, I bike a want it.
Atherton: Okay, Inzy. Thanks for talking with us.
Inzy: Iz, I am Inzy. I score a 15000 run.
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