Atherton: And now, I would like to invite the winning captain here to have a few words with us.
Inzy comes along, scratching his beard and Atherton is horrified at the amount if dandruff that is falling. He continues, anyway.
Atherton: Welcome Inzy. Another good win today. It must feel nice to be 2 up in the series.
Inzy: Salaam-Walekum. Bismillah Rehman Rahim. First of all, iz, thanks to allah. Yezzzz, iz, a good win today. We up. Those low players, a, not get a chance and come up. Iz, Dhoni and Raina come up. Iz, I also like up and, a, on top. Iz, I always enjoy on top. I on top and on bottom, iz, a a ...
Atherton: OKAY, OKay, okay... I get it. Fine. So India wins yet again chasing a target. Today it is Dhoni and Raina. Indians are getting good at chasing, specially Dhoni.
Inzy: Iz, yezzz. We good at, a, chasing. Iz, we like this only, always come 2nd and chase the, a, winner. Izzz, Dhoni also good at chasing, a, I gave him coach how do it. Izz, actually, when Dhoni new, he wents to Chappell and ask how chase, a, girl. Chappell, iz, give him a chappal. He come to me, iz, and ask me teach him, iz, how chase. Iz, I am Inzy. I score 15000 runs. Iz, I know all thing. I teach him how, a, chase girl. Iz, I practice him on Nagma. Iz, he become good chaser. Claps to me, iz, I am Inzy.
Atherton: Well, that was an eye opening story, very interesting.
Inzy: Iz, yezzz, it open my eye and other thing too.
Atherton: Okay, now after being on 92/5, did you have faith that you will still win this game?
Inzy: Izz, what you say? You fool? Iz, I am a Inzy. I score 15000 run. I master of kirrcut. I tell, a, boyz what do and a not do, and that they do what I not do, and we, a, win. Iz, I sleep in room see a sweet dream, iz, Nagma give a commentary in dream. I wake up and we win. Iz, no problem me. A, I know we win.
Atherton: So, the young guns are really making the difference. They are young, they play hard and win.
Inzy: Izzz, yes yes yes. I say a same. They get "Jone in Bone". He he he..... good friend Dinosorus Jones. Iz, a, my boyz young and they, a, hard. Dhoni very hard, Iz, young man. Iz, I like a, young and hard man. Bhajji little soft. Iz, Powar very soft. Sehwag hard, iz, Dhoni a hard, iz Pathan also hard. Iz, I am Inzy and we win.
Atherton: I think the saying is "Jones in the Bones"... with a "S"!!
Inzy: Iz, the same. Yezzzz, same Jones and, a, bones. What you mean, you a fool?? Iz, I am Inzy. I score 15000 run. z, I know what you not know.
Atherton: Okay Inzy, I'm sorry to correct you. But his name is Dean Jones, not Dinosorus Jones.
Inzy: Izz, what? A, Dean? Iz, I hear Arun say Dino. Iz, my son school book say Dino = Dinosaurus. Iz, so I think his, a, name like Dinosorus. Oh, iz, Inzy wrong first, a time.
Atherton: So, why did you let Gambhir bowl one over. He gave away a lot of runs. Was it an idea from Chappell?
Inzy: Izzzzzzzz (seething with anger), I am Inzzzyyy. I score blody 15000 run. You a fool. Iz, I master of kirrcut. Who you? Iz, Chappell where is there on field? Izzz, you like a blind bat? You fool. Iz, I like, a, experiment. Iz, Gambhir come and say, a, he get, a, bore. Iz, I say him you bowl. He say, a, yes. Iz, he fool like you. How he bowl? Iz, stupid fellow? He not know how, a, bowl? Iz, then how come he ask? Iz, stupid fellow, rascal.
Atherton: So, it looks like Dhoni is becoming a Bike tester for the team. No matter who wins the bike, it is Dhoni who is riding it first. What about that?
Inzy: Izz, what about it? Iz, Dhoni like a brother. Iz, he young and , a, hard. Iz, every match he cry he want, a, bike. He fool. Iz, he not play well, how he get, a, bike. Iz, so he cry. He like a brother. Iz, I am Inzy. I score 15000 run. Iz, I tell boyz, who win bike, a, let Dhoni, a, drive. Iz, Dhoni like a driver for team.
Atherton: Yeah, I thought the same too. Anyways, finally a good win. Congratulations and good luck.
Inzy: Iz, yezzz. First of all, iz, thank to you. Yezzzz, we, a, good chaser. Iz, ENG come first. Iz, we chase them win 7-0. Izzzz.....
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