Topic: The Worst PJs You Have Heard/Created/Pakkoed People With (Read 1864 times)

xiexie · « **Reply #40 on:** March 31, 2009, 05:18:29 PM »

Here is a sher...

Woh mere tan se kheli
Woh mere dhan se kheli
Woh mere tan se kheli, dhan se kheli
Woh mere
Tan se kheli, Dhan se kheli

Well Played Well Played

LosingNow · « **Reply #41 on:** March 31, 2009, 07:34:47 PM »

Quote from: keep-it-cool on March 31, 2009, 12:27:15 PM

Ok another Ajit joke

Ajit: Raabert, jaasoos ko liquid oxygen me daal do

Robert: Kyun boss?

Ajit: Liquid ise jeene nahin degi aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega

Arre.. i mentioned this already . it is the oldest Ajit joke

Cover Point · « **Reply #42 on:** March 31, 2009, 07:42:37 PM »

Quote from: winningnow on March 31, 2009, 07:34:47 PM

Quote from: keep-it-cool on March 31, 2009, 12:27:15 PM
Ok another Ajit joke

Ajit: Raabert, jaasoos ko liquid oxygen me daal do

Robert: Kyun boss?

Ajit: Liquid ise jeene nahin degi aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega
Arre.. i mentioned this already . it is the oldest Ajit joke

and that makes it really valid for this thread. Nothing like repeating a bad joke on a "pakaoing" people thread.

dhruvdeepak · « **Reply #43 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:36:59 AM »

Quote from: vincent on March 30, 2009, 09:26:45 AM

Lift signs in Pakistan:

dhruvdeepak · « **Reply #44 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:38:23 AM »

Quote from: dhruvdeepak on April 01, 2009, 08:36:59 AM

Quote from: vincent on March 30, 2009, 09:26:45 AM
Lift signs in Pakistan:

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #45 on:** April 01, 2009, 11:21:48 AM »

Quote from: winningnow on March 31, 2009, 07:34:47 PM

Quote from: keep-it-cool on March 31, 2009, 12:27:15 PM
Ok another Ajit joke

Ajit: Raabert, jaasoos ko liquid oxygen me daal do

Robert: Kyun boss?

Ajit: Liquid ise jeene nahin degi aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega
Arre.. i mentioned this already . it is the oldest Ajit joke

you only said the punch line - liquid oxygen - what does that tell anyone?

12th_Man · « **Reply #46 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:36:09 PM »

A son was filling up the form with Dad's help. He came across a question, "Mother tongue".

He asked his Dad, "What should I write here, Dad?"

And Dad responded, "Very long."

12th_Man · « **Reply #47 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:38:16 PM »

GULAB KA PHUL BAAG MEIN KHIL RAHA HAI,

JASMIN KA PHUL CHAMAN MEIN MAHAK RAHA HAI,

KAMAL KA PHUL PAANI MEIN LEHARA RAHA HAI,

AUR......... .....

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APRIL KA PHUL YEH MESSAGE PADH RAHA HAI !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!

vincent · « **Reply #48 on:** April 02, 2009, 09:58:45 AM »

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue that you just broke!!!

Indian Tourist : Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #49 on:** April 02, 2009, 10:19:07 AM »

If you have a problem who is the best person to go to?

Farmer

Uske paas hal hai na!

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #50 on:** April 02, 2009, 10:26:01 AM »

Not exactly a PJ ...but this is how you can irritate someone (actually happened ..from the horse's mouth)

Aamir Khan was having some very interesting discussion with Javed Akhtar at the latter's house. Shabana Azmi was serving tea ..so, the conversation went like this:

Shabana: Aamir, chai loge?

Aamir: haan, kyon nahi

Shabana: Cheeni kitni loge?

Aamir: Cup kitna bada hai?

Shabana: uh ...bas normal mug hai ..itna

Aamir: Spoon kitna bada hai?

Shabana: tum khud hi le lo ...

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #51 on:** April 08, 2009, 02:00:24 PM »

jogeshwari ka opposite kya hai?

jogesh dont worry ...

ahahahahahahahahaha

vincent · « **Reply #52 on:** April 27, 2009, 08:02:58 AM »

Since this thread has been sleeping, thanks to IPL , here is a new one:

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Origin of Kashmir

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the
United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to
tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir
is named. When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he
thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his
clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got
out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had
stolen them.'

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What
are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'

The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made
that clear, I will begin my speech. 'And they say Kashmir belongs to
them.

achutank · « **Reply #53 on:** April 27, 2009, 08:17:35 AM »

knock kock

whos there

boo

boo who?

dont cry boss, it's ok

teamindia · « **Reply #54 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:16:29 AM »

Quote from: vincent on April 27, 2009, 08:02:58 AM

Since this thread has been sleeping, thanks to IPL , here is a new one:

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Origin of Kashmir

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the
United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to
tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir
is named. When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he
thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.' He removed his
clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got
out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had
stolen them.'

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What
are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'

The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made
that clear, I will begin my speech. 'And they say Kashmir belongs to
them.

good one but not a pj.

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #55 on:** April 27, 2009, 12:34:26 PM »

Heroines in Hindi movies generally change many outfits in one song. But in one particular from Guide - Gaata Rahe Mera Dil - Waheeda Rehman wears the same saari throughout the song. Why?

Because Dev Anand tells her not to ...

"Oh Mere Humrahi, meri baah thame chalna
Badle duniya SAARI, tum na badalna"

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #56 on:** August 14, 2009, 05:31:43 AM »

Three ants were walking in a straight line. The second ant starts singing "Bidi Jalayle ..Jigar Se Piya ...Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai". All three ants die. Why?

Because the song was a big HIT

Blwe_torch · « **Reply #57 on:** August 14, 2009, 05:38:31 AM »

AIDS vs Swine fLU:

90 ppl get Swine flu and the whole world wants to wear surgical masks.
20 million ppl have AIDS still nobody wants to wear a condom!

vincent · « **Reply #58 on:** August 17, 2009, 09:47:28 AM »

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It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
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keep-it-cool · « **Reply #59 on:** August 19, 2009, 04:26:06 PM »

What is thirteen cube?

Suroor

Tera Tera Tera Suroor!!!

k-slice · « **Reply #60 on:** August 19, 2009, 04:53:48 PM »

three chinese dudes come to india. there names are boo foo and chiu. they lik eindia and decide to settle down here. they also decidet o take indiaesque names so boo become bootiya, foo becomes footiya and chiu? chiu goes back to china.

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #61 on:** August 31, 2009, 10:27:12 AM »

a boy and girl love each other. one day they are walking together in a park. the boy touches the girl. the girl touches the boy back.

what a touching love story

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