Topic: The Worst PJs You Have Heard/Created/Pakkoed People With (Read 1864 times)

achutank · « **on:** March 29, 2009, 12:33:04 PM »

there will be a prize from time to time for the worst one - it will be a special PJ from me.

here's to kick of the festivities

what is the opposite of Ramaswami?
rama did not saw me.

The floor is now open for trade YENJOYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Blwe_torch · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2009, 12:43:13 PM »

Man asks Surdy - Are you relaxing?
Surdy to man- No, no...I am Milkha Singh!

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:51:35 PM »

ek to mere signature me hi hai!

Q) Why did Saddam invade Kuwait?
A) He was a cry-baby as a kid ..and whenever he cried, his mallu aayah would tell him "keep kuwait, keep kuwait"

cricinfo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:04:15 PM »

as disgusting as it gets!!! apology to my doctor friends

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, 'In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body.'

For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.'

Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them:
'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention...

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:09:30 PM »

ok this is an ajit joke - which i can proudly claim to have created (along with friends at podar of course)

ajit: robert, police ke jasoos ko rotating chair pe bitha do

robert: kyon boss?

ajit: aakhi hume bhi to pata chale chakkar kya hai!

LosingNow · « **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:46:19 PM »

ha ha .. of course, the famous "liquid oxygen" joke. BTW, it is not Robert, it is Raaabert.

Blwe_torch · « **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2009, 04:22:45 PM »

there are much staler jokes...got to think abt them

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2009, 05:10:10 PM »

There were 3 ants and 3 sugar cubes.

The first ant ate the first sugar cube

The second ant ate the second sugar cube

But the third ant did not eat the third sugar cube.

Why? (NOT diabetes)

cricinfo · « **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2009, 07:53:31 PM »

Quote from: keep-it-cool on March 29, 2009, 05:10:10 PM

There were 3 ants and 3 sugar cubes.

The first ant ate the first sugar cube

The second ant ate the second sugar cube

But the third ant did not eat the third sugar cube.

Why? (NOT diabetes)

??

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:11:48 AM »

Quote from: cricinfo on March 29, 2009, 07:53:31 PM

Quote from: keep-it-cool on March 29, 2009, 05:10:10 PM
There were 3 ants and 3 sugar cubes.

The first ant ate the first sugar cube

The second ant ate the second sugar cube

But the third ant did not eat the third sugar cube.

Why? (NOT diabetes)

??

Answer: Uski Marzi!!!!

achutank · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2009, 06:41:38 AM »

Om puri got kidnapped by terrorists.
the police launched an operation to rescue him it was called

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Sev Puri

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Libran · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:44:57 AM »

Both Saddam and his father made one common mistake which spelt disaster...

Both knew when to enter but did not know when to exit

LosingNow · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:52:12 AM »

Quote from: Libran on March 30, 2009, 07:44:57 AM

Both Saddam and his father made one common mistake which spelt disaster...

Both knew when to enter but did not know when to exit

You can add George Herbert Walker Bush to this list

vincent · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2009, 09:26:45 AM »

Lift signs in Pakistan:

achutank · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2009, 09:56:13 AM »

pakis the worst beeping country in the universe

Libran · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2009, 10:09:39 AM »

Not a PJ..but, could be a very embarassing question

" Have you stopped beating your wife ? "

Libran · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2009, 10:11:26 AM »

Here is another PJ ...

"Do your undies have holes? "

Invariably the answer is a vehement NO...

Follow it up with " then, how did you get into them ?"

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2009, 10:15:45 AM »

Quote from: Libran on March 30, 2009, 07:44:57 AM

Both Saddam and his father made one common mistake which spelt disaster...

Both knew when to enter but did not know when to exit

arre yaar ...i think you guys need some education from us podarites on what is a pj ...a good joke that is funny is not a pj ..a pj has to be totally pakaoo ...something like achu's sev puri one or the saddam "keep kuwait" one ... samjhe

good joke though ...there was a similar dialogue in the movie Gulaal (must watch) ..shall elaborate later

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2009, 12:38:15 PM »

Ok ...this is the basic PJ ...everyone should know.

What is the full form of PJ?

I'll give out the answer tomorrow.

Cover Point · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:19:00 PM »

Quote from: keep-it-cool on March 30, 2009, 12:38:15 PM

Ok ...this is the basic PJ ...everyone should know.

What is the full form of PJ?

I'll give out the answer tomorrow.

poor joke
pakao joke

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:21:58 PM »

Quote from: Cover Point on March 30, 2009, 02:19:00 PM

Quote from: keep-it-cool on March 30, 2009, 12:38:15 PM
Ok ...this is the basic PJ ...everyone should know.

What is the full form of PJ?

I'll give out the answer tomorrow.

poor joke
pakao joke

Nah ...not so obvious

vincent · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:00:40 PM »

Quote from: keep-it-cool on March 30, 2009, 12:38:15 PM

Ok ...this is the basic PJ ...everyone should know.

What is the full form of PJ?

I'll give out the answer tomorrow.

I thought it stood for Paki Jokes the reason why I posted them...

12th_Man · « **Reply #22 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:05:25 PM »

Quote from: keep-it-cool on March 30, 2009, 02:21:58 PM

Quote from: Cover Point on March 30, 2009, 02:19:00 PM
Quote from: keep-it-cool on March 30, 2009, 12:38:15 PM
Ok ...this is the basic PJ ...everyone should know.

What is the full form of PJ?

I'll give out the answer tomorrow.

poor joke
pakao joke

Nah ...not so obvious

Precious jokes ?
Premchand Jokes ?
Patliputra jokes ?

poondu · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:08:42 PM »

prempanicker jokes?

12th_Man · « **Reply #24 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:16:31 PM »

Quote from: poondu on March 30, 2009, 05:08:42 PM

prempanicker jokes?

This was a good PJ ( Poondu joke)

Cover Point · « **Reply #25 on:** March 30, 2009, 06:18:58 PM »

sher sunne main maza aata hai
sher sunane main maza aata hai
agar sher saamne aajaye to
aage se geela aur peeche se peela ho jaata hai.

Aa-daab

LosingNow · « **Reply #26 on:** March 30, 2009, 09:59:45 PM »

Cheeni Kum..Japani Jyada

CLR James · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2009, 03:17:24 AM »

Quote from: Cover Point on March 30, 2009, 06:18:58 PM

sher sunne main maza aata hai
sher sunane main maza aata hai
agar sher saamne aajaye to
aage se geela aur peeche se peela ho jaata hai.

Aa-daab

This is what you think of Ganguly? I hope you never meet him in real life..

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #28 on:** March 31, 2009, 04:36:00 AM »

Quote from: keep-it-cool on March 30, 2009, 12:38:15 PM

Ok ...this is the basic PJ ...everyone should know.

What is the full form of PJ?

I'll give out the answer tomorrow.

Ok ..time to let the answer out ...lot of attempts ...but the "right" answer is:

Full form of PJ is :: Joke ..... the P is silent!

dhruvdeepak · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2009, 05:10:29 AM »

What insect is good at math?
An account-ant.

what did the mother buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
bison

why did snoop dog need an umbrella?
fo-drizzle

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #30 on:** March 31, 2009, 05:41:46 AM »

As we all know pigs eat human * among other things. Once mama pig & beta pig were having dinner

Beta Pig: Mama, we eat human * but why do humans not eat our *?

Mama Pig: Shhhh ..dont talk about * while eating

vincent · « **Reply #31 on:** March 31, 2009, 08:28:37 AM »

Q: What is Mozart doing in his coffin right now?

A: Decomposing.

Q: What music do the Mummies like?

A: Wrap.

achutank · « **Reply #32 on:** March 31, 2009, 08:48:10 AM »

Quote from: poondu on March 30, 2009, 05:08:42 PM

prempanicker jokes?

A.) prempanicker does not joke

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #33 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:27:15 PM »

Ok another Ajit joke

Ajit: Raabert, jaasoos ko liquid oxygen me daal do

Robert: Kyun boss?

Ajit: Liquid ise jeene nahin degi aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega

achutank · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2009, 01:48:03 PM »

ajit and gang at marve waiting for dhow from dubai
dhow arrives with cash
cash given to ajit
dhow captain asks "sona kahan hai?"
ajit "sara beach hamara hai, jahan sona hai so jao."

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #35 on:** March 31, 2009, 02:02:57 PM »

Three things that Ajit likes - Mona, Sona aur Mona ke saath Sona!

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #36 on:** March 31, 2009, 02:08:26 PM »

Ajit planning a terrorist strike in Delhi ...to each of his cohorts

Micheal, tum cycle leke jao, sardarji ka disguise lagao aur kutubminar pe khade ho jao

Mona, tum sona leke jao, budhiya ka bes banao aur dilli metro me chup jao

Raabert, tum jaake laal kille pe khade ho jao

Robert to Ajit : lekin boss, mein kya disguise pehnu?

Ajit : Uski koooi zaroorat nahin ...waise hi log samjhenge tum Raabert Redford ho!!!

flute · « **Reply #37 on:** March 31, 2009, 03:02:34 PM »

3 goats in a striaght line
first goat said there are 2 goats behind me
second goat said there is one goat behind me
BUT, third one said there are 3 goats behind me, WHY?

oh easy third one lied.

poondu · « **Reply #38 on:** March 31, 2009, 03:05:44 PM »

Quote from: achutank on March 31, 2009, 08:48:10 AM

Quote from: poondu on March 30, 2009, 05:08:42 PM
prempanicker jokes?

A.) prempanicker does not joke

His jokes are so poor;you don't get his pj's

keep-it-cool · « **Reply #39 on:** March 31, 2009, 03:18:58 PM »

No offence to anyone.

Two sardars are playing chess.

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