Dean Jones: And now I would request the Indian Captain Inzy to come and have a chat with us.
Inzy comes, scratching his beard.
Jones: Welcome Inzy. Tight win today. Did you believe you would win when you came out to field?
Inzy: Salaam-Walekum. Bismilllah Rehman Rahim, First of all, iz, thanks to allah. Iz, boys play well today. Score little run but bowl big. Iz, yezzz, win tight. Actually my underwear too tight today. Balls give pain. I am Inzy, I score 15000 run and they not give good underwear. Iz, too tight.
Jones: No, Inzy. I was talking about the tight win. You were defending only 203 runs.
Inzy: Oh, the game. Iz, yezz, game tight too. Viru not play well wife visit with paratha. I shout no eat but he run with wife. Iz, Yuvraj talk phone with Kim. I tell no cell to talk he not listen. I am Inzy. Iz, I get angry. I shout. They bat poor get out angry with me. Iz, I run Kaif he out. Iz,....
Jones: Yes, poor running. What strategy did you have to defend 203.
Inzy: Iz, what strategy, iz?
Jones: Yes, that's what I'm asking. What was the strategy?
Inzy: Iz, I no understand strategy what?
Jones: What plans did you have to save 203.
Inzy: Iz, I good planner, good politics. I make plans. Iz, I ask bowler bowl good, fielder feel good, iz, catcher caught good and I sleep good in slip. Iz, boyz do good bowl and catch. Iz, they listen to me not angry anymore. Iz, Yuvraj call Kim kiss her and take 2 wicut. I call Kim kiss her slap me on phone. Iz, team effort, everyone call Kim we win, iz.
Jones: Harbhajan performed exceedingly well today. He looked like Harbhajan of old.
Inzy: Iz, yezz, bhajji getting old he 25. He too old for this *. Iz, I mean I * he clean, he old enough for that. I eat crab have stomach pain. Iz, crab bite me in stomach I go to * can not stop. What a relief. Iz, he getting old bowl good in old age, like Bedi. Iz, he call Archana Puran Singh, talk sexy take 5 wicut. Iz, APS sexy female good body I like. I sing song "meri pant bhi sexy", Iz, she say I aalu. She like bhajji he get old take 5 wicut.
Jones: Yeahhhh.... whatever.... Dhoni batted judiciously today, gave more strike to Bhajji.
Inzy: I am Inzy, Iz, I score 15000 run. Iz, I tell Dhoni cut hair see the ball well. He go for cut fall in the well come back no cut. Iz, he talk to APS with bhajji she kiss him he let bhajji play. Iz, I angry I not kiss her. Bhajji old Dhoni old, iz, Sachin old, you old. Iz, I young APS not kiss me.
Jones: Inzy, I am way too young, mate. I look, maybe, like your younger brother. Anyway, once again the lower order gets India out of trouble when top order collapses.
Inzy: Iz, Sidhu say we like his cycle. One fall all fall in cycle stand. Iz, but no stand here. Cycle where is there? Sidhu where is there? Yezzzz, iz, low order very low. These low people them. The bat low, iz. Iz, I stand on top afraid of height get out. Iz, I very afraid on top. These low people not afraid they bat. Iz, I fear get out.
Jones: Dont know what you mean but, what the latest on Munaf. Will he play next game.
Inzy: Iz, he is old, damn fool. He got with Dhoni get cut. Iz, he fall in well his leg is sick. Iz, he cut his leg is sick not play. I give band-aid, iz, he better. He low order man, low people, he play well. Iz,.....
Jones: So, what measures are you taking for making the top order click in next ODI?
Inzy: I not have tape not measure. Iz, what you want measure? Measuring tape? You fool, iz.
Jones: No, how will you improve top order's batting in next game?
Inzy: Iz, yezzzz, I call Nagma, APS, Kim for item, they dance we clap. I kiss APS she sexy. She not MOTI I Wait. We motiwait. Iz, top order get up. They getting soft. Iz, they need Kim Nagma to become hard again. Iz, they get up become hard play well. Low people play well we win. Iz, I play politics. Iz, I sleep in slip they play I win, I get car, izzzz.
Jones: Okay, I think I have got enough out of you. Thank Inzy, bye and good luck.
Inzy. I am Inzy, iz, I score 15000 run. Iz, Not enough need more APS. I go call bhajji call Kim come here. These low people.....izzzz......
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