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[suraj]

Maybe its just me but I am burning
seething with anger
mad as hell
can't see straight

Forget the analysis- I just wanna vent. Wins and losses are part of the game- depleted team, second string whtever they are going to compete- but why does the loss have to be 100 all out

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH- so so angry!!!!!!!!!!!!

100th test- wrong decision, bad fielding absolutely crap batting on the last day
 
132nd test- out on1, booed by crowd, shldr injury

And the one with 10000 runs- wudn't have made it any better
 
absolutely terrible, shameful, pathetic!!!!
 
I am so MAD

Forget analysis- the toss, the strategy, captaincy, batting, freaking irresponsible Dhoni- I want to criticize anything and everything, those with intentions to rationally analyze please ignore

And mods plz allow any words- we need it today!!!

OK now I feel a little bit better- still steaming but not boiling anymore

[cricinfo]

suraj  my friend  ...please calm down...let us not loose our focus ...like arjuna could see ONLY eye of the fish...GC has made our team to focus ONLY on WC07...nothing else they can see...virtually they are blind now in terms of present tense , they can only see future ....commitment to excellence...bloody young....err sorry...young blood(tempted to say GC has got fascination for cute boys ...just kidding ) ....

lets not spoil our sleep over a loss...because those guys are not loosing it ....lets hope we come out the victors in ODI series and let all ignominy get washed ..

[cardus]

suraj  my friend  ...please calm down...let us not loose our focus ...like arjuna could see ONLY eye of the fish...GC has made our team to focus ONLY on WC07...nothing else they can see...virtually they are blind now in terms of present tense , they can only see future ....commitment to excellence...bloody young....err sorry...young blood(tempted to say GC has got fascination for cute boys ...just kidding ) ....

lets not spoil our sleep over a loss...because those guys are not loosing it ....lets hope we come out the victors in ODI series and let all ignominy get washed ..

Aplause...
 

[suraj]

suraj  my friend  ...please calm down...let us not loose our focus ...like arjuna could see ONLY eye of the fish...GC has made our team to focus ONLY on WC07...nothing else they can see...virtually they are blind now in terms of present tense , they can only see future ....commitment to excellence...bloody young....err sorry...young blood(tempted to say GC has got fascination for cute boys ...just kidding ) ....

lets not spoil our sleep over a loss...because those guys are not loosing it ....lets hope we come out the victors in ODI series and let all ignominy get washed ..

I'll calm down after a day and looking at recent history, we did comeback in Pak to dominate in ODIs but sometimes there has to be anger before acceptance

Right now

-I just want MSD to watch his batting on the last day and write 100 page essay on wht made him play like tht- and no freaking thts my natural game

-I want RD to take a multiple choice test with the same question 500 times- A)fielding first B) batting first and c) losing the toss and select A) 250 times and c) 250 times

- the "top order" to look up the words top order in cricket dictionary and repeat 1 million times that they mean it is them responsible for scoring runs, not the medium pacers and spinners

- the team to repeat the rule" one tip one hand is not a catch in intl cricket no tip one/two hands is"

- frigging BCCI to explain why there have to be huge team selection and  injury annaouncements on the last days of crucial matches

- ask me, the biggest idiot of all, to stand in front of the mirror and explain to myself why I stay awake till 6AM in the moning on workdays to follow this crap

and there's more to come...

smite me bite me I don't care- I AM MAD

[ramshorns]

I am still waiting on a replacement for VS in ODI's who is not fit.   Remember they made a big deal of SG when he took HS to Aus.  Now to be fair I want to know what is going on with VS.  Cannot bat/field and still gets selected.   Let me see the improvements under RD/GC.  I want to see VS out of ODI's.

[kingcool1432]

suraj  my friend  ...please calm down...let us not loose our focus ...like arjuna could see ONLY eye of the fish...GC has made our team to focus ONLY on WC07...nothing else they can see...virtually they are blind now in terms of present tense , they can only see future ....commitment to excellence...bloody young....err sorry...young blood(tempted to say GC has got fascination for cute boys ...just kidding ) ....

lets not spoil our sleep over a loss...because those guys are not loosing it ....lets hope we come out the victors in ODI series and let all ignominy get washed ..

I'll calm down after a day and looking at recent history, we did comeback in Pak to dominate in ODIs but sometimes there has to be anger before acceptance

Right now

-I just want MSD to watch his batting on the last day and write 100 page essay on wht made him play like tht- and no freaking thts my natural game

-I want RD to take a multiple choice test with the same question 500 times- A)fielding first B) batting first and c) losing the toss and select A) 250 times and c) 250 times

- the "top order" to look up the words top order in cricket dictionary and repeat 1 million times that they mean it is them responsible for scoring runs, not the medium pacers and spinners

- the team to repeat the rule" one tip one hand is not a catch in intl cricket no tip one/two hands is"

- frigging BCCI to explain why there have to be huge team selection and  injury annaouncements on the last days of crucial matches

- ask me, the biggest idiot of all, to stand in front of the mirror and explain to myself why I stay awake till 6AM in the moning on workdays to follow this crap

and there's more to come...

smite me bite me I don't care- I AM MAD

ROFL, tht was funny ;D

[toney]

I'll calm down after a day and looking at recent history, we did comeback in Pak to dominate in ODIs but sometimes there has to be anger before acceptance

Right now

-I just ...
...

ROFL, tht was funny ;D

Awesome post, Suraj. Even though you are just venting your frustration, there still seems to be all the reasons for INdia's failures.
Very well put.

As for the fool who keeps awake till 7ama nd then goes to office without sleeping for a minute: tell me.

[suraj]

Part II or III or however many it might take:

I wud also like

- the team except for RD to go back to school and listen for the bell that rings to signal the end of the day- this kids means you can all go home now, not frigging as soon as RD gets out- the match is not over as soon as RD gets out in the 4th innings so don't pack your bags and run for the schoolbus

- the team to skip some gym trg and spend some time with the scorer; A 100 for a player means standing ovation, a 100 for the team means *- that is not a goal; ppl count 35 SRT centuries not 35 Indian centuries as a record

- Read each bowler's names- they U D A L & A N D E R S O N, not W A R N E & M C G R A T H; u are supposed to be able to play them

Serenity now!!!!!!

[fineleg]

This getting out to Udal and Razzaq and Andrew Hall and Scott Styris and other meek or no-name bowlers unfortunately happens all too often for someone of Sachin's stature. Unexplainable.

[Cover Point]

Part II or III or however many it might take:

I wud also like

- the team except for RD to go back to school and listen for the bell that rings to signal the end of the day- this kids means you can all go home now, not frigging as soon as RD gets out- the match is not over as soon as RD gets out in the 4th innings so don't pack your bags and run for the schoolbus

- the team to skip some gym trg and spend some time with the scorer; A 100 for a player means standing ovation, a 100 for the team means *- that is not a goal; ppl count 35 SRT centuries not 35 Indian centuries as a record

- Read each bowler's names- they U D A L & A N D E R S O N, not W A R N E & M C G R A T H; u are supposed to be able to play them

Serenity now!!!!!!

Excellent Post Suraj! Bahut Garmi hai .. thodi Thandi Beer piyo.

Serenity Now! (LOL!)

[suraj]

Part II or III or however many it might take:

I wud also like

- the team except for RD to go back to school and listen for the bell that rings to signal the end of the day- this kids means you can all go home now, not frigging as soon as RD gets out- the match is not over as soon as RD gets out in the 4th innings so don't pack your bags and run for the schoolbus

- the team to skip some gym trg and spend some time with the scorer; A 100 for a player means standing ovation, a 100 for the team means *- that is not a goal; ppl count 35 SRT centuries not 35 Indian centuries as a record

- Read each bowler's names- they U D A L & A N D E R S O N, not W A R N E & M C G R A T H; u are supposed to be able to play them

Serenity now!!!!!!

Excellent Post Suraj! Bahut Garmi hai .. thodi Thandi Beer piyo.

Serenity Now! (LOL!)

CP bhai

beer hi pi raha tha jab 75-3 pe khana khane gaye the mere desh ke chamakte sitare wankhede stadium mein. They ate something raw that made them do the runs to the pavilion after lunch and tab se khoon ke ansoo pi raha hoon

and whenever I remember 7 wickets in 26 runs garmi toh increases so much ki Iceland ka Africa ban jaye

The fact remains that despite dropping more catches than Mithunda's flops and making a worst choice than Karishma's choice of husband at the start of the match-it all came down to 10 batsman trying to bat out the day or score 313 runs to secure the series.

This is when real mards come alive. And there is no harm in failing because even Lakshya flopped despite the best effort but to start a contest on who comes back to the pavilion the fastest and folding like a bunch of sissies was unforgivable.

Bakwas!!!

Beer nahi I need good old tharra today- mujhe peene ka shauq nahi peeta hoon gam bhulane ko...

[dhruvdeepak]

hahah i would love to see your rants about anything cricket as a regular on this site

SERENITY NOW!

[LosingNow]

This is hilarious!!!
"The fact remains that despite dropping more catches than Mithunda's flops and making a worst choice than Karishma's choice of husband"
 

[Cover Point]

Suraj has inspired us (Mithuda's flops = India's drop funny!)

I think test ke gam mein the Mods should organize a Mushayra for all the Khoon ke Aansoo to come out. (We will organize a Hasya Kavi sammelan after the ODI wins).

Ravi, Dex, Blwe etc singing for Ganguly

YAAD KARTA HAIN AAPKO TANHAI MEIN (apni team ki Haar main)
DIL DOOBA HAIN GAMO KI GEHRAI MEIN, (apni team ki Haar main)
HAMEIN MAT DHOONDHO DUNIYA KI BHID MEIN, (Stadium main)
HUM TO MILLENGE AAPKO AAPKI PARCHHAI MEIN (Ya ASAP Dressing room main)

unhe adath hai zakhm dene ki,
apni to fitrath hai gum chupane ki, (thus the posts here)
ab tho adath si pad gayi hai ansu pe jaane ki
kya haseen saza di hai zalim se dil lagane ki (Toss Jeet ke Fielding first karne ki)

sine se lagaya hota aap ko, agar aapne 313 run banaye hote
Jeetna to khair rehne do kya chahta, agar aap Draw ke paas Le Aye hote..

[suraj]

Suraj has inspired us (Mithuda's flops = India's drop funny!)

I think test ke gam mein the Mods should organize a Mushayra for all the Khoon ke Aansoo to come out. (We will organize a Hasya Kavi sammelan after the ODI wins).

Ravi, Dex, Blwe etc singing for Ganguly

YAAD KARTA HAIN AAPKO TANHAI MEIN (apni team ki Haar main)
DIL DOOBA HAIN GAMO KI GEHRAI MEIN, (apni team ki Haar main)
HAMEIN MAT DHOONDHO DUNIYA KI BHID MEIN, (Stadium main)
HUM TO MILLENGE AAPKO AAPKI PARCHHAI MEIN (Ya ASAP Dressing room main)

unhe adath hai zakhm dene ki,
apni to fitrath hai gum chupane ki, (thus the posts here)
ab tho adath si pad gayi hai ansu pe jaane ki
kya haseen saza di hai zalim se dil lagane ki (Toss Jeet ke Fielding first karne ki)

sine se lagaya hota aap ko, agar aapne 313 run banaye hote
Jeetna to khair rehne do kya chahta, agar aap Draw ke paas Le Aye hote..

Good one CP!!

[toney]

Suraj, you are on 53 off 39 at this time. Thats awfully similar to a Kambli score in a match against the WI in Eden Gardens. Keep going.

[Cover Point]

Yaar itne sher sunaye ... abhi bhi 99 par baithe hain. Strike rate is falling to Gangulisque proportions (and after this will hit a new low!)

[openforum]

great post suraj applause for you. And CP- I made it hundred for you.

[toney]

Yaar itne sher sunaye ... abhi bhi 99 par baithe hain. Strike rate is falling to Gangulisque proportions (and after this will hit a new low!)

CP, like all those selfish ODI batsmen, you slowed down in the 90s and after reaching century, you suddenly dont care anymore. See, your runs went up to 101, better strike rate now.

Dont forget that if you play a Dhoni like shot, Dex and kban wont be as easy to deal with as Dravid

[OldPal]

Toney,
While we are talking of runs, i just noticed you have started playing from SG team while i moved to different team in absence of posting .
Also as communicated earlier(quick meeting) i couldn make it this time.
Was in NJ since Sunday would be back to Buffalo tomorrow .
got slightly busy ..
not too disappointed with India losing this time as did not watch most of the sessions of play    .
VS i guess would sit in ODIS thus would see some young khooon (blood)

[toney]

Toney,
While we are talking of runs, i just noticed you have started playing from SG team while i moved to different team in absence of posting .
Also as communicated earlier(quick meeting) i couldn make it this time.
Was in NJ since Sunday would be back to Buffalo tomorrow .
got slightly busy ..
not too disappointed with India losing this time as did not watch most of the sessions of play    .
VS i guess would sit in ODIS thus would see some young khooon (blood)

Hey, you were in NJ today? Please tell when you are around the next time.

As for the match, good that you missed it. Everytime I hear the word lunch, I dread to think what will follow. But time heals all wounds Or should I say ODIs heal all wounds?

Looking forward to the Aussies slaughtering SA tomorrow.

[Libran]

Suraj has inspired us (Mithuda's flops = India's drop funny!)

I think test ke gam mein the Mods should organize a Mushayra for all the Khoon ke Aansoo to come out. (We will organize a Hasya Kavi sammelan after the ODI wins).

Ravi, Dex, Blwe etc singing for Ganguly

YAAD KARTA HAIN AAPKO TANHAI MEIN (apni team ki Haar main)
DIL DOOBA HAIN GAMO KI GEHRAI MEIN, (apni team ki Haar main)
HAMEIN MAT DHOONDHO DUNIYA KI BHID MEIN, (Stadium main)
HUM TO MILLENGE AAPKO AAPKI PARCHHAI MEIN (Ya ASAP Dressing room main)

unhe adath hai zakhm dene ki,
apni to fitrath hai gum chupane ki, (thus the posts here)
ab tho adath si pad gayi hai ansu pe jaane ki
kya haseen saza di hai zalim se dil lagane ki (Toss Jeet ke Fielding first karne ki)

sine se lagaya hota aap ko, agar aapne 313 run banaye hote
Jeetna to khair rehne do kya chahta, agar aap Draw ke paas Le Aye hote..

Speechless !!!!!   

[Libran]

Yaar itne sher sunaye ... abhi bhi 99 par baithe hain. Strike rate is falling to Gangulisque proportions (and after this will hit a new low!)

While u are concentrating on the 100, yr partner(smite) is silently creeping to 150 

[avinashgodkhindi]

Suraj

Superb thread and absolutely hilarious but also very true. We all are so much in love with Indian cricket, and its like an unfaithful lover! Giving happines sometimes but cheating us many times!!!

[Cover Point]

While u are concentrating on the 100, yr partner(smite) is silently creeping to 150 

Actually I just figured this for the anti Ganguly team the scoring rate is reversed. Its the smites that count as runs and applause as balls. I have a 150 SR. I am Sehwag (No wonder I am gaining weight and my back hurts)!

So much easier to get smites