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[cricinfo]

Best Slogans 
 
Sign on a Rly Station at Dadar :   
Aana free, jaana free,     
 pakde gaye to khana free.   

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :   
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.   
She may be your grandmother!   

# Seen on a bulletin board:   
Success is relative   
More the success, more the relatives.
 
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :    
We need your heads to run our business.   

# A traffic slogan:   
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will  be.....   
 

#   THE BEST ONE :   

Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorists & their organizations   
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.'   
- Indian Armed Forces -

[LosingNow]

LOL!!!

[kban1]

Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorists & their organizations   
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.'   
- Indian Armed Forces -

This seems a variation of the movie scene from Man on Fire with Denzel Washingtin.

He goes inti a house with a bazooka to blow up a convoy. As he is about to take aim, the owner of the house (A mexican gentleman) says the Bible teaches us to forgive.

Denzel deadpans--

"Forgiveness is between God and them
My job is to arrange the meeting"

[ruchir]

  Good ones, CI.

[hastalavistababy]

The buck doesn't even slow down here Keep Going.

[hastalavistababy]

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

If your feet smell
and your nose runs,
you're built upside down


Heaven is Where:
    The Police are British,
    The Chefs are Italian,
    The Mechanics are German,
    The Lovers are French
     and
    It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
   The Police are German,
   The Chefs are British,
   The Mechanics are French,
   The Lovers are Swiss
     and
   It's all organized by the Italians.

LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
 USE BIRTHCONTROL

Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.

For my next magic trick,
 I'll need a condom and a volunteer