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http://in.news.yahoo.com/hindustantimes/20080427/r_t_ht_nl_features/tnl-savita-bhabi-india-s-first-virtual-p-6b6720b.html

Savita Bhabi: India's 'first' virtual porn star

Sun, Apr 27 01:25 AM

MAKE WAY for Savita Bhabhi, India's first cyber-porn graphic novel star, the central protagonist of - what is being acknowledged by bloggers - as being India's first virtual graphic porn strip: 'The sex adventures of the hot Indian Savita Bhabhi'. Savita 'bhabhi' (the term is an honorific in Hindi for a married woman/sister-in-law) is the stuff Indian male fantasies are made up of: fair complexion, doe-shaped eyes, lustrous black tresses - and a heavy bosom.

And yes, there's a red dot on her forehead, deep red vermilion vertically splitting her hair in the middle, and gleaming gold jewellery including a 'mangalsutra' - all these are constants even as she has raunchy sex with strangers. The comic strip is being hosted on www.SavitaBhabhi.com since March 28.

The novel strips are in English and six other regional languages (including Marathi, Tamil and Malayalam).Currently playing is a series featuring Savita cavorting amorously with a lingerie salesman.

Coming soon are two more series of Savita's trysts with "cricketers" and "visiting cousins." The strip uses neat sketches, pleasing colours and a direct conversational style.

The website's 'administrator' uses the pseudonym of 'Deshmukh' and spits slang such as "friggin hot" (to describe SB) while interfacing with the fans. Deshmukh did not respond to a set of queries posed to him by the Hindustan Times.

The website is owned by a company called the Indian Porn Empire that is reluctant to disclose the identities of its patrons. Its two "art work" designers identify themselves as [size=10pt]'Dexstar'[/size] and 'Madman'.[/color]

Its group of 'translators' and "proof readers" have names such as 'badman2k2in', '0xh4m1m', and 'god_of_sex'. Though barely a month-old, the website already has 2,265 registered members who wait for SB's adulterous romps.

Members are congratulating Dexstar for creating India's "loveliest erotic cartoons", while some even called him being greater than painter "MF Husain". Patricia Oberoi, a Delhi-based sociologist with the Centre for Studies in Developing Societies said, "It (the website) indicates the coming of age of pornography in India as this work uses only Indian idioms.
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While it is easy to decipher Dexstar who is Madman ?   :evil4:
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wonder who madman is!!
you were seconds earliar  :'(
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Hat tip to Greatbong

http://greatbong.net/2008/06/10/stop-that/#more-550

Our Indian way of life is under attack once again. And if you thought a bomb at the bus stand or the rising price of petrol or the deteriorating law and order situation were the biggest challenges to our national well-being well you obviously have been thinking with just your brain.

Cause they are not.

A new menace is here, an insidious agent of malignancy that creeps silently into your bedrooms (and yes even offices when the boss is not around). Assuming the form of electron streams, it activates pixels on your computer screen with certain poisonous RGB values which, before you know, sap you of your morals, your humanity and also more than a bit of your energy.


For those of you who have no idea of what I am saying and for those of you pretending not to understand, I am talking about a certain “Bhabhi”, India’s first sensual comic character, whose excapades with a lingerie salesmen and budding cricket players have become a threat to the nation’s moral security.

Now I am sure a lot of you are mocking me right now. You are saying “How is this different from any adult themed site?” Why am I suddenly so bothered by this?

Well because this time the peddlers of smut have gone too far. As articulated beautifully by an outraged Netizen, a person who suggests the CBI to step in to arrest the content creators of the site.

In my opinion this site is more dangerous than a normal adult site since it targets young Indian audience and degrades women.

I agree. Most normal adult sites do not target younger audiences and depict women as fully-rounded individuals with feelings as opposed to just a composition of attractive body parts.

This site however is different. It is exclusively aimed at corrupting young Indians by striking at the very root of the Indian family. And with the Tehelka pointing out the cleverness of the people behind the endeavor—-in the month of April taking advantage of the post-budget season they had the bra-salesman, in the month of May they had a cricket-themed story in line with the IPL craze—I suspect a Pakistani plot hatched by the Bhab-i-Kharabi faction to trigger a collapse of the Indian family system. An endeavor in which they are being supported by the intellectuals who are sprouting fashionable words like “sexual consumerism of a post-colonial nation” to cover up the worst kind of perversion.

And the effects are already being felt. And no not just in locality boys knocking their balls into certain neighboring balconies with increasing frequencies or the friendly vacuum cleaner salesman asking for a glass of water at every house he visits but in increasingly weird behavior from our ma behen.

[Link from Times of India]

Aarti (name changed), 24, a marketing manager admits, “I fantasize my husband tying me to the bed and spanking me, abusing me and playing hard on me. It makes me feel like a wild cat waiting to be controlled.”

More such perverse ideas detailed here at the Times of India. Expect a few of these to make it to a certain comics strip.

Disgusting !

Well I sincerely hope that this site (whose URL if I provide I might be in trouble under Indian law) gets banned and its creators forced to sell men’s underwear in a prison.

Only then can we revert to the age-old rural innocence that is our tradition, a chaste utopia unsullied by the Net perverts.

A “mahaul” where a newly wed wife sings about multiple shifts of “duty” in her husband’s home in “Duty double sasurar main” .

Or an environment where a song is introduced as “Bihar main chal rahe teen din se devaron ke hartal aaj samapt hui. Mukhe mantri shreemati Rabri Devi unke maangein sweekar karte huye Bihar ke tamam bahujaiyon ko phagan bhar ke liye free karne ki ghoshna ki hain. Devar jab chahe, jahaan chahe, jaise chahen apne bhoujaiyon pe rang dal saakte hain” [Link]

Or a world where a devar can ask “Arrey Bhabhi, zyara mera doodh-badaam aur koyla dena to!” and be given a reply as apt and as innocent as “Arrey wah, devarji, badan ke liye doodh-badaam, aur daaton ke liye koyla?”

[Addendum: The last line is from an old advertisement on Doordarshan peddling daant-manjan—Colgate tooth powder. Clarification provided for those too young to have seen that ad
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i shouldve used a different name...damn.
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Its two "art work" designers identify themselves as 'Dexstar' and 'Madman'.


One is Dex obviously( thanks to all his recently acquired 'experiences' )  and the other one is Achutank....I guess ;D.....( sorry Achu, for exposing you) :evil4:
Remember how good he is in designing web-sites/ logos, et al?!
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they could have at least made bhabhi hot.
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http://www.tehelka.com/story_main39.asp?filename=hub170508the_beatitudes.asp

The Beatitudes Of A Bountiful Bhabhi

India’s first online pornstar amuses more than titillates, finds ANASTASIA GUHA

 


Dhak dhak The first frame from April’s edition “The Adventures of a Travelling Bra Salesman” 


COMICS HAVE A WAY of bypassing our critical and moral register and going right to the id. They have a way of getting into, and then staying in, the deepest recesses of the psyche. This is apparent from our frenzied interest in Savita Bhabi, India’s first animated Internet porn star. Created by the appropriately underground Deshmukh, Dexstar and Mad (whoever they may be, they are not telling — we did ask), Savita Bhabhi is growing to be a phenomenally popular pornographic comic strip. It has grown solely by word of mouth to 3911 registered users in little over a month since its inception. The lead character has been drawn with every Kserial bahu trapping firmly in place: the dull gleam of a mangalsutra, sindoor forming a bright contrast to long dark hair parted chastely down the middle.

Right from the start, you can see the creators of Savita Bhabhi are a clever lot. The format is a daily serialisation based on a monthly theme. So far we have seen the tale of the “Travelling Bra Salesman”; this month the theme is “cricket” and the month of June has been earmarked for “visiting cousins”. The strips are posted in English with the promise of being available in six regional languages — Hindi, Telugu and Gujarati amongst others. Pornography is so readily available that this serialised version is a good idea; there is an economy of anticipation. We forget that Dickens never wrote a novel that was published in full, at least initially.

Right away, part of Savita Bhabhi’s appeal lies in its technicolour combination of debauchery and irony. And then there is the bhabhi — a particularly fetishised woman in the Indian male psyche. Patricia Uberoi, a sociologist and author of Family, Kinship and Marriage in India, sounds amused when asked how an anthropologist would view the appeal of the bhabhi. “The brother-in-law and bhabhi in India have what anthropologists call a ‘joking relationship’. He is traditionally her confidante, her ally; the cultural license in this sort of relationship is almost institutionalised. This sort of layered response to a bhabhi just does not exist in the west.” So Savita Bhabhi really is an Indian product.

Uberoi cites the 90’s smash hit Hum Aapke Hain Kaun, a family film that sanitised a range of erotic relationships in popular culture. The film carried a whole erotic register just below its surface: the bhayya-bhabhi relationship was usefully immortalised in songs and purple sarees. Ronjon Bandhopadhyay, a prominent Kolkata-based journalist says, “Yes, of course, there are so many instances of this in literary history. Tagore had a relationship with his sister-in-law, Kadambari Devi, who committed suicide when he got married. She was his muse.”

The bhabhi angle is a clever one. It combines an astute reading of the Indian sensibility with the ability to poke it in the eye. Graphic novelist Sarnath Banerjee is writing a book tentatively titled Libido, that will include factofiction tales of sexuality in India. He says, “Writing good pornography, or erotica, needs rigour and an understanding of humanity. You are an anthropologist looking at socio-psychology.” And Indians have a head start at being creative here since, Banerjee says, “You have to be repressed to write good pornography. For me, I was fascinated when I saw these prostitutes in Amsterdam, coming as I did from the usual anal middle class and its protected environment where sexy was Ms Peters, the geography teacher.”

PERHAPS BECAUSE the straitjacketed sexual environment in which literary erotica is hatched is so oppressive, it usually ventures into the truly outré and kinky sado-masochistic domain. Savita Bhabhi brings new stories for a new society. Bollywood and cricket dominating every part of cultural commentary has left little room for other sub-cultures. However, Banerjee sees things changing with the growth of a mass blogging culture.

The remarkable thing about Savita Bhabhi is its sense of fun. It is dripping in irony, poking fun at our most cherished visual memories. Lawrence Liang, a researcher at the Alternative Law Forum and a new media expert says, “It reminds me of the highly erotically charged Amar Chitra Katha artwork, with its delicate-looking, scantily clad apsaras.” Deskmukh’s bhabhi looks like something between a particularly nubile Amar Chitra Katha sylph and Lara Croft, possessed of a washboard abdomen and suspiciously large, appropriately heaving bosom.

Altaf Tyrewala, author of No God in Sight asks, “Have you seen Tashan or Race? Their themes sound fairly underground. And that is the problem: the mainstream in India has become so ludicrous and bizarre, cretins with subcultural aspirations have fewer boats to rock.” He sees the comic strip being stuck on an ironic track. “How far the joke can be stretched is something to be seen.”

The message boards on the website are rhapsodic in their unanimous approval of this venture by Messrs Deshmukh, Dexstar, and Mad. (Deshmukh writes the scripts while Dexstar and Mad do the artwork and design). One is curious about the identities of this suspiciously anglicised sounding group. From the message boards we glean that the animators are happy to read unsolicited scripts written by fans but that they have to be in English as they don’t understand Hindi. Given that the context within which they are trying to operate is making it hip to be Hindi, this is curious. On the one hand, their work seems meant for mass consumption by people who read bhasha erotica; on the other, it makes fun of the stereotypes those brigades enjoy.

Who are these people; should we be curious? “No”, says Tyrewala, ”In the unlikely event that SB unfolds into a profound commentary on the sexual consumerism of a post-colonial nation, I want the people behind Savita Bhabhi to guard their identities with their lives; it’ll just make a lot of business sense.”

Somewhere along the global narrative of pornographic culture a new plot is being charted. Savita Bhabhi does not mark “the coming of age of Indian pornography” but rather, a new irreverence in Indian popular culture. From our collective repression has emerged a work that aims to titillate lightly, while amusing vastly. Since when did sex become funny? Since 28th March 2008, when a precocious comic strip went live in cyberspace.
 
 
From Tehelka Magazine, Vol 5, Issue 19, Dated May 17, 2008
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http://indiauncut.com/iublog/article/knives-on-planes/


Knives on Planes
On Sunday morning, while catching a flight from Chandigarh to Mumbai, I saw the following sign at the airport:

Categories of banned items

* Knives of any length, composition or description
* Most cutting instruments, including carpet knives and box cutters (and spare blades), any device with a folding or retractable blade, ice picks, straight razors, and metal scissors with pointed tips.
* Note: Sikh passengers have been permitted to carry a kirpan (upto 6” blade and 3” handle) in domestic flights only.

So basically, all knives, box-knives, nailcutters and perhaps even nail polish are banned on flights—unless you’re a Sikh, in which case your religious beliefs trump all other considerations. I find this caveat immensely disturbing.

It’s based on article 25 of our constitution, and I have no issues with the right to religion. But, like all our other rights, this right extends only to the point that its exercise infringes no one else’s rights. For example, if your religion requires you to stand on your head naked, you are free to do so—but you ask for too much if you demand entry into my house and wish to use my living room for that purpose.

Similarly, if a private airline wishes to ban knives on board, that is entirely its prerogative. Anybody’s right to religion is irrelevant here, because exercising it would infringe the airline’s right to its property. Airlines across the world do not allow knives on board, and I’m sure that would be the case in India as well: this caveat is enforced by the government, pandering to a religious minority with a rule that endangers all of us.

Ideally, airlines should be able to set their own guidelines, and we should be able to choose our airline accordingly. All things being equal, I’d rather fly an airline that allowed no exceptions on this issue than one that did. Equally, some Sikhs may prefer to fly one that allows kirpans, and many customers may be indifferent to the issue. We should all—airlines and customers—be allowed choice in the matter. But our government would rather impose its preferences on us, for what are we but mere subjects?

Also, I took a picture of the sign at Chandigarh airport, and urge you to read it. You will note that “baseball/softball bats” are banned, but there is no mention of cricket bats. Ski poles are also banned. That indicates to me that the sign was copy-pasted from a similar sign in the US, with our babus not even being able to frame these rules in an Indian context. Only the caveat about kirpans was added by them, with its odd size restrictions. (I wonder how they arrived at a limit of six inches. “Not enough to decapitate someone, so it should be safe,” I can imagine a babu saying.)

There is great scope for a Savita Bhabhi storyline here, though:

Savita Bhabhi is in an aircraft, savouring the private thrill of wearing no underwear under her diaphanous saree and two-sizes-too-small blouse. Suddenly, the plane is hijacked by terrorists pretending to be Sikhs with kirpans. They are navigating it to my home in Andheri to crash it there. Savita Bhabhi, alarmed at the impending attack on her favourite blogger, decides to intervene. The terrorists happen to also have weapons longer than their six-inch kirpans but Savita Bhabhi, ahem, disarms them.

Okay, enough now. Have a safe journey.

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What or Whom are u wowing at ??  ;D
Everything.. the concept, the bhabhi aspect of it etc ;D ;D
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