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[ruchir]

As it happened, Inzy gave Bush a few lessons on batting. I was not there but this is how I think their conversation would have gone:

Bush: Hey there, buddy. How you doin'?
Inzy: Salaam-valekum. Bismillah-Rehman-Rahim. First of all, iz thanks to allah.

Bush: What the heck was that? Guards!!! Shoot him. He looks related to Osama. Shoot him, damn it. Smoke him out, hunt him down and bring him to justice.
Inzy: Iz, what you say, sir? I'm Inzy!! I coach you how to bat.

Bush: Ooh. Okay. Yeah, go ahead, big man. Show me how's it done.
Inzy: Iz, first sir, you hold the bat in your hands. Then, iz, you stand like this. Iz, your knee is bent, your hip is out and sir, iz, you don't have to fart. Then you hit bat on ground. Iz, it make a noise but you ignore. See bowler. Is bowler bowl and you hit.

Bush: Uummm, okay. I heard the word "HIT" somewhere in between. I got it. You throw, I hit.
Inzy: Iz, no no no sir. No throw. Bowl. Iz, only Akhtrar throw. That guy bowl. He ball, you hit.

Bush: What the hell?? You want me to hit that guy in his balls? Man, what kind of game is this?
Inzy: No no no, sir. Iz, not hit him in his ball. Hit HIS ball.

Bush: Yeah, that's what I'm asking. You want me to hit his ball? Which one? Left? Right?
Inzy: No sir, iz, you not understand. He bowls his ball and you hit it.

Bush: Boy, Y'all are nuts. You're saying that that guy will take out his ball and throw it at me and I've gotta hit it?
Inzy: No sir, iz you not getting. Not his ball. Cricket ball. Hit cricket ball.

Bush: Finally, now I get it.

Bowler bowls, Bush hits, misses and ball hit Bush in his nuts.

Inzy: Iz, sir. Are you fine. Let me see how you balls is. Actually, boys are motivated seeing you. They ball fast.
Bush not able to speak.

Inzy: Sir? Iz, hello, hello. Can you hear?

Practice session ends there and Bush is taken to hospital where his balls are found okay.

Inzy: Bismillah-Rehman-Rahim. First of all, iz, thank to Allah. See sir. Allah happy with you. Your balls iz okay.

[kban1]

Hilarious !!

Great post ruchir   

Applause on its way

[ramshorns]

 
Almost fell off the chair!!!!!!!!!!
Applause for posting this.