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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2007, 04:38:01 AM »
Namma Bengalooru is like that wonly  :D :D

Well, and I thought Mumbai was expensive .. btw, I paid Rs160 per ticket!!

problem is there are only 2 good theatres here - Inox and PVR. Inox tix prices are 170-200. PVR tix prices are 250, 350, and 450 and PVR > Inox in terms of quality.


Well, we have some expensive multiplexes here ... there is one cinema, where for the highest fare, you can lounge on a sofa and watch the movie. I personally do not go for the upper stalls (as they are called) if I am able to get one of the last two rows of the lower stalls .. the theatres themselves are so small, that there is no real difference except the price.

Actually, I end up saving a lot while watching movies because the multiplex that I go to (Imax Adlabs) is just a 2 minute walk away plus ticket rates are not as high as some of the "sofa" multiplexes.

i save SO much money by not watching the movies at all!  ;D
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2007, 04:42:37 AM »
Namma Bengalooru is like that wonly  :D :D

Well, and I thought Mumbai was expensive .. btw, I paid Rs160 per ticket!!

problem is there are only 2 good theatres here - Inox and PVR. Inox tix prices are 170-200. PVR tix prices are 250, 350, and 450 and PVR > Inox in terms of quality.


Well, we have some expensive multiplexes here ... there is one cinema, where for the highest fare, you can lounge on a sofa and watch the movie. I personally do not go for the upper stalls (as they are called) if I am able to get one of the last two rows of the lower stalls .. the theatres themselves are so small, that there is no real difference except the price.

Actually, I end up saving a lot while watching movies because the multiplex that I go to (Imax Adlabs) is just a 2 minute walk away plus ticket rates are not as high as some of the "sofa" multiplexes.

i save SO much money by not watching the movies at all!  ;D

well, it all goes somewhere ... doesnt it?? if not movies ... :D
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2007, 04:46:13 AM »
Namma Bengalooru is like that wonly  :D :D

Well, and I thought Mumbai was expensive .. btw, I paid Rs160 per ticket!!

problem is there are only 2 good theatres here - Inox and PVR. Inox tix prices are 170-200. PVR tix prices are 250, 350, and 450 and PVR > Inox in terms of quality.


Well, we have some expensive multiplexes here ... there is one cinema, where for the highest fare, you can lounge on a sofa and watch the movie. I personally do not go for the upper stalls (as they are called) if I am able to get one of the last two rows of the lower stalls .. the theatres themselves are so small, that there is no real difference except the price.

Actually, I end up saving a lot while watching movies because the multiplex that I go to (Imax Adlabs) is just a 2 minute walk away plus ticket rates are not as high as some of the "sofa" multiplexes.

i save SO much money by not watching the movies at all!  ;D

well, it all goes somewhere ... doesnt it?? if not movies ... :D

true - but this seems like paying to get tortured.  very masochistic! guess i am rather picky about movies - i never watch one until it has been approved by people i approve of.  ;D
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2007, 04:55:13 AM »
Namma Bengalooru is like that wonly  :D :D

Well, and I thought Mumbai was expensive .. btw, I paid Rs160 per ticket!!

problem is there are only 2 good theatres here - Inox and PVR. Inox tix prices are 170-200. PVR tix prices are 250, 350, and 450 and PVR > Inox in terms of quality.


Well, we have some expensive multiplexes here ... there is one cinema, where for the highest fare, you can lounge on a sofa and watch the movie. I personally do not go for the upper stalls (as they are called) if I am able to get one of the last two rows of the lower stalls .. the theatres themselves are so small, that there is no real difference except the price.

Actually, I end up saving a lot while watching movies because the multiplex that I go to (Imax Adlabs) is just a 2 minute walk away plus ticket rates are not as high as some of the "sofa" multiplexes.

i save SO much money by not watching the movies at all!  ;D

well, it all goes somewhere ... doesnt it?? if not movies ... :D

true - but this seems like paying to get tortured.  very masochistic! guess i am rather picky about movies - i never watch one until it has been approved by people i approve of.  ;D

well...someone has to do the honours ... i generally take my chances ... this is one case where i wish i had taken inspiration from RD.
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2007, 06:09:18 AM »
Now this reviewer gets Sholay.

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Review: Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag
Posted in Hindi Film Review | September 2nd, 2007
by Baradwaj Rangan

GABBAR SINKS

The only thing good about this wretched retread of ‘Sholay’ is that it makes you remember the glorious original all over again.  ::cheers::

SEPT 2, 2007 - THE LITIGIOUS TENDENCIES of the Sippy family apart, Ram Gopal Varma claims he chose to name his Sholay-remake Aag because that could be the title of your average, disreputable, vendetta-themed potboiler from the seventies or the eighties. And as you sit through Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag, it becomes increasingly – and disturbingly – clear that that’s all he thought Sholay was: a generic, dacoit-land revenge saga, possibly the kind that would have made it into one of those Indrajal Comics featuring the homegrown hero Bahadur. Because the basic one-liner sketch of Sholay is simply this: Bad Guy polishes off Good Guy’s family. Good Guy hires a couple of Bahadur-equivalents to bring down Bad Guy. Period.

But you know and I know and everyone (except, apparently, Ram Gopal Varma) knows that when it comes to Sholay, its story is so not the point. What Ramesh Sippy crafted, along with Salim-Javed, wasn’t a great movie so much as an unstoppable train of great characters and great moments that retroactively added up to a great movie. There’s very little organic greatness in Sholay. It’s a cheerfully unapologetic pastiche of bits from – among others – Once Upon a Time in the West, Mera Gaon Mera Desh and that genius Kishore Kumar vehicle Half Ticket, and even the staunchest of its defenders would be hard-pressed today to conceal an embarrassed smile at some of its more dated conceits, like the climactic image of Sanjeev Kumar single-handedly (rather, single-leggedly) bringing down Amjad Khan’s dreaded dacoit with a lethal combination of flying kicks and a fixed expression that suggests not rage so much as acute constipation.

And yet, each time Sholay shows up on TV, we can’t tear our eyes away – and that’s because of scenes such as the one where AK Hangal’s Imam sahib discovers that his son (played by Sachin, who contributes a cameo in Aag as well) has been killed. The way this sequence spools out is a master class in masala-movie screenwriting. Just a little earlier, we’ve seen Sachin reluctantly take leave of his aged, blind father, and now, as his horse returns to the village of Ramgarh with its lifeless rider (who’s been murdered by Gabbar Singh), we already feel for Imam sahib. After all, the son didn’t want to go; it’s the father who forced him to take up a lucrative job in a beedi factory in another town, and it’s during the travel to that other town that the boy met his untimely end.

And the scene keeps building. A crowd gathers. Jai and Veeru haul the body off the horse, just as Imam sahib joins them and breaks down. Kashiram reads out a note from Gabbar, which says that unless Jai and Veeru surrender, there will be many more such deaths. The terrified villagers urge Thakur to see reason. And then, Thakur lifts what has so far been standard-issue melodrama into the realm of myth. He issues a rallying cry, pointing out that down the ages – “Yug yug se…” – people have fought back against tyrants, and such efforts have always involved an element of sacrifice.

But the villagers are still unconvinced. They protest, “Hum is musibat ka bojh nahin utha sakte,” that they can’t bear this burden anymore. And then comes the stunning closure to the scene, the big bang that releases the slow-fuse tension that’s been building all along. Without raising his voice, Imam sahib rebukes the cowering villagers by reminding them of what he’s just lost, saying that if he is willing to support Thakur, the others had no business opposing him. And look how beautifully he puts this thought across, by picking up on the word bojh that was tossed around barely a moment ago: “Jaante ho duniya ka sabse bada bojh kya hota hai? Baap ke kandhon par bete ka janaaza.”

That, among other things, is what Sholay is about – not just the plot, but magnificently sculpted dialogue like this one, and the one that Jai utters when Veeru considers giving up a life of petty thievery by buying a plot of land in Ramgarh and taking up farming. (But how will they farm, Veeru wonders, considering that they don’t know the first thing about wielding a plough. And Jai responds, with a casual dash of existential philosophy, “Buraai ne bandook chalaana sikha di thi… neki hal chalaana sikha degi,” that if their opting for a life of crime had taught them how to handle a gun, their choosing the good path would automatically guide them in their new career.)

We often laugh at masala movies, and if we can appreciate them anymore, it appears to be purely from a retro-kitsch angle. But consider how, in that Imam sahib scene, a simple moment of conflict and tragedy has been elevated to deeply affecting popular art.
And when Ram Gopal Varma expressed his admiration for Sholay – he’s apparently seen it dozens of times – these were the things you thought he’d pick up on, the things he wanted to repackage for a new generation. You thought he’d show us what we’re missing in our mainstream cinema, by going back to – among other things – the way songs were used in Sholay, which was a virtual textbook on the various genres of the Hindi film song. (The happy and sad versions of the friendship song, the festival song, the item number, the keep-the-clock-ticking-till rescue-arrives dance in the villain’s den, and the roothna-manaana song, with the hero pacifying the cross heroine.)

And you thought he’d take a fresh look at the relationships. You thought, perhaps, that he’d refashion the friendship between Veeru and Jai (now Heero and Raj, played by a tired Ajay Devgan and stony-faced newcomer Prashant Raj) into the sort of male-bonding better suited to our more cynical times, where not even soul mates burst into the kind of lyrics in Yeh dosti. (I mean, Tera gham mera gham, meri jaan teri jaan, aisa apna pyaar?) These revisionist touches, we thought, would compensate for the fact that Aag could never hope to reach, say, the rhetorical heights of its predecessor. (Because for one, no one writes dialogue like that anymore. And even if they did, no one apparently wants to listen to them anymore. Film is a visual medium, we’re constantly reminded these days, as if it weren’t an integrated audio-visual experience.)

But Varma isn’t interested in any of this. His characters are a joke. His screenplay is not much more than an exercise in spot-the-corresponding-scene-in-Sholay. (That’s why this review of Aag is filled with recollections from Sholay. When the filmmaker can’t stop invoking the earlier film, how can the viewer?) His dialogues are drowned out by the unbearably loud background score (which incorporates reworked versions of RD Burman’s evocative themes from the original). And save for a Holi-revelry number – staged like the one in Nayakan, with rain and bleached colours and surging, free-spirited multitudes (surrounding the hapless, fish-out-of-water Mohanlal, who plays the Thakur equivalent) – his song picturisations are a horrific blur of tacky skin show and terrible chorography.

And you want to ask Varma: This is your idea of a masala movie, simply because it’s a mix of various seemingly-incompatible elements? There’s a reason films like Sholay are labelled masala, and that’s because the best of them are a perfect blend of these elements. When you saw Sholay, you got not just the dialogues and the songs, you also got a revenge drama with equal doses of comedy, friendship and romance, along with a more-than-cursory nod to the textures of the society around. (What is Jaya Bhaduri’s widow-in-white if not a symbol of the complications of losing a husband in a feudal setup? And what is it if not a celebration of pluralism that Imam sahib is included in the celebration of the Hindu festival of colours?)

It’s telling in Aag that its heroes move from Nasik to the generic gangster-land of Mumbai, thus reversing the anonymous-big-city-to-comforting-Ramgarh trajectory of the heroes in Sholay – for at least in the movies, save for a Lagaan here or a Swades there, India doesn’t live in the villages anymore. So okay, we’ve made our peace with that. But why, then, remake Sholay so faithfully that even the constructs that depended on the rural setting to fully work are retained? Sushmita Sen plays the widow in Aag, but in today’s Mumbai, all things considered, how could this character carry the emotional wallop that Jaya Bhaduri’s did in Sholay?

And that’s why the hysterically over-stylised Aag becomes just another guns-and-gangsters saga. It is brave of Varma, in this current cinematic culture not exactly conducive to the masala movie, to update one of the best examples of the genre (which isn’t quite the right word in this context, for the masala movie wouldn’t be a masala movie if it weren’t a conflation of a number of genres). And if his acknowledgement of the heyday of the masala movie – in the form of nods to Amar Akbar Anthony and Kabhi Kabhie – is any indication, he does seem genuinely fond of that kind of cinema.

But he’s too ambitious to do what Subhash Ghai did with Karma, which was to simply retell the Sholay story in a solidly comforting mainstream format. (And, for a minute, let’s try and forget Dharmesh Darshan’s awful woman-centric spin with Mela.) Varma appears to be mining for subtext in Aag. In Sholay, when Veeru teaches Basanti how to handle a gun, it’s because she’s trying to pick raw mangoes from branches her extended arms cannot reach. It’s to shoot down the mangoes. But in Aag, this shooting practice occurs due to Ghungroo’s (the Basanti character, played intolerably by Nisha Kothari) fascination with guns. It’s as if Varma is choosing this film – of all times – to wink at the gun culture we live in.

But this is nothing compared to how he conceives Babban Singh (the Gabbar Singh update, played by Amitabh Bachchan with a huge appetite for chewing up all the scenery in sight). Varma makes Babban an extremely modern (and therefore non-mythical, and non-masala-movie) embodiment of evil, someone who muses that the innocents that die at his hands are no different from those that die at the hands of America or the Al-Qaeda. This villain isn’t a simple bogeyman who’s stepped out of our darkest imagination; he’s very much a part of the complex reality around us, for when Babban escapes from jail, it’s thanks to the complicity of the all-too-corrupt police.

These updated touches may be Varma’s nods to the textures of the society around us today, but they cannot save a film that fails at the most basic level – by not giving us a story to get involved in, with characters to care about. It’s occasionally fun to watch certain scenes, like the one where Amitabh Bachchan plays the harmonica, and get all meta about the fact that he played the instrument in the earlier film too, but as a different character. But when it comes to something really important, when one of the heroes dies at the end, you barely register the loss. You’re supposed to be shedding big, fat masala-movie tears about the premature death of a beautiful friendship – yeh dosti and all that – and instead you heave a sigh of relief that this interminable travesty of a remake is finally coming to a close. Aag isn’t masala; it’s a mess.
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2007, 07:52:20 PM »
Well, we have some expensive multiplexes here ... there is one cinema, where for the highest fare, you can lounge on a sofa and watch the movie. I personally do not go for the upper stalls (as they are called) if I am able to get one of the last two rows of the lower stalls .. the theatres themselves are so small, that there is no real difference except the price.

Actually, I end up saving a lot while watching movies because the multiplex that I go to (Imax Adlabs) is just a 2 minute walk away plus ticket rates are not as high as some of the "sofa" multiplexes.

Yes. They are called love-seats. And with a girl, those seats do make a difference, so worth the extra money :P :P
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2007, 04:55:13 AM »
Well, we have some expensive multiplexes here ... there is one cinema, where for the highest fare, you can lounge on a sofa and watch the movie. I personally do not go for the upper stalls (as they are called) if I am able to get one of the last two rows of the lower stalls .. the theatres themselves are so small, that there is no real difference except the price.

Actually, I end up saving a lot while watching movies because the multiplex that I go to (Imax Adlabs) is just a 2 minute walk away plus ticket rates are not as high as some of the "sofa" multiplexes.

Yes. They are called love-seats. And with a girl, those seats do make a difference, so worth the extra money :P :P

Hmmm .. and then I guess it does not make much of difference whether you are watching Aag or Sholay.

Aag needs a theatre with only love seats in it.
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2007, 10:15:37 AM »
Well, we have some expensive multiplexes here ... there is one cinema, where for the highest fare, you can lounge on a sofa and watch the movie. I personally do not go for the upper stalls (as they are called) if I am able to get one of the last two rows of the lower stalls .. the theatres themselves are so small, that there is no real difference except the price.

Actually, I end up saving a lot while watching movies because the multiplex that I go to (Imax Adlabs) is just a 2 minute walk away plus ticket rates are not as high as some of the "sofa" multiplexes.

Yes. They are called love-seats. And with a girl, those seats do make a difference, so worth the extra money :P :P

Hmmm .. and then I guess it does not make much of difference whether you are watching Aag or Sholay.

Aag needs a theatre with only love seats in it.
..and the quickie version wont cut it
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #48 on: September 07, 2007, 09:18:00 AM »
Well, we have some expensive multiplexes here ... there is one cinema, where for the highest fare, you can lounge on a sofa and watch the movie. I personally do not go for the upper stalls (as they are called) if I am able to get one of the last two rows of the lower stalls .. the theatres themselves are so small, that there is no real difference except the price.

Actually, I end up saving a lot while watching movies because the multiplex that I go to (Imax Adlabs) is just a 2 minute walk away plus ticket rates are not as high as some of the "sofa" multiplexes.

Yes. They are called love-seats. And with a girl, those seats do make a difference, so worth the extra money :P :P

Hmmm .. and then I guess it does not make much of difference whether you are watching Aag or Sholay.

Aag needs a theatre with only love seats in it.
..and the quickie version wont cut it

are we still talking about the seat  :icon_scratch:
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #49 on: September 07, 2007, 09:55:35 AM »
Well, we have some expensive multiplexes here ... there is one cinema, where for the highest fare, you can lounge on a sofa and watch the movie. I personally do not go for the upper stalls (as they are called) if I am able to get one of the last two rows of the lower stalls .. the theatres themselves are so small, that there is no real difference except the price.

Actually, I end up saving a lot while watching movies because the multiplex that I go to (Imax Adlabs) is just a 2 minute walk away plus ticket rates are not as high as some of the "sofa" multiplexes.

Yes. They are called love-seats. And with a girl, those seats do make a difference, so worth the extra money :P :P

Hmmm .. and then I guess it does not make much of difference whether you are watching Aag or Sholay.

Aag needs a theatre with only love seats in it.
..and the quickie version wont cut it

are we still talking about the seat  :icon_scratch:
Aag's impact on duration of activities while on the "special" seat ;D
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Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag—the Review

Published September 7th, 2007 in Reviews



Kuch log mar mar ke jeete hain to kuch log maarke.

—Inspector Narasimha in Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag.


Ram Gopal Varma definitely belongs to the second category. He takes his directorial sword and scythes off, in Gabbarian style, the two arms of “Sholay” (its script and its characterization) leaving behind a stump of a movie that is a bastardization of everything the original classic epitomizes, adds some shots of Nisha Kothari’s butt and Ajay Devgun’s chest as his own creative input, and finally with much fanfare excretes out the resultant monstrosity calling it “Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag” where you would think, that in the interests of fair labeling, a “gaand mein” should have been added before “Aag”.

It is nigh impossible to write a reasoned review “Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag” in the same way that is it impossible to de-construct a scene of a man urinating on a wall. The important question to ask instead is “why did RGV make this movie”? Was it because he gambled on the fact that if 50% of the audience who watched Sholay watched Aag out of nothing but sheer curiosity he would more than make a tidy profit? Or was the reason the artistic one that he claimed: to adapt Sholay for a new generation?

If it was indeed that, then what RGV has done is the cinematic equivalent of inserting “Yo yo whoos your daddy” into Moonlight Sonata or painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa and calling them “tributes” to the original. If nothing else, one would have hoped that with the advancement of cinema technology, the new “Aag” would at the very least technically trump the original.

Not even close.

While “Sholay” had dizzying camera work, ahead-of-its-times sound engineering (remember Gabbar’s belt dragging on the rock) and memorable action set-pieces (the train sequence), all that RGV’s Aag has is simple dizziness (the camera jerks around as if the cameraman had his leg cut off and was trying to balance himself), action sequences TLV Prasad would re-shoot, shots from below of Nisha Kothari’s belly and the done-to-death monotone look.

And the lesser said of the script and the actors, the better. It takes talent to seep out of the original Sholay script every bit of wit, every bit of subtlety, every bit of tragedy and every bit of greatness but RGV does it without breaking sweat—-because after all he is one talented guy. Prashant who plays Jai (now called Raj) seems to be straight out of an MTV spoof— with his slavish copying of Amitabh’s mannerisms, dress and voice (but alas none of the sardonic style). Mohan Lal, with his heavily accented Hindi and his unkempt beard that increasingly makes him look like an angry Inzamam as the movie progresses, lacks the silent underplayed intensity that Sanjeev Kumar brought to the original. Ajay Devgun finds Dharmendra’s boots way too big to fill and ends up pouting sullenly and showing his unshaven chest a bit too many times. Sushmita Sen, the brave widow who runs a clinic (ostensibly repairing silicion leaks in warranty-voided breast implants) is mercifully under-used. No respite however from Nisha Kothari whose overwrought hyper acting is as entertaining as nails grinding on chalk and her lame attempts at comedy is, to use her words, “too much”.

But the biggest turkey of all in a nation of turkeys is Amitabh Bachchan as Babban. A pale shadow of the legendary Gabbar, Babban looks like a war veteran fallen on hard times with a cocaine addiction, who hasn’t taken a bath since.. well… since when Sholay was released. He rolls his eyes, gnarls and gnashes like someone suffering from bruxism, whispers frequent references to Bush, the Iraq and the Al-Qaeda (he is intellectual), and as a show of undiluted avarice, blows air –a kind of phusssh verbal fart, presumably the smell being a primal weapon of fear.

So consistently bad is everything related to the movie that you ask yourself—did Ram Gopal Varma make a spoof of Sholay on the lines of Ramgarh ke Sholay (where Dev Anand’s duplicate joined the gay gang at Ramgarh) or Duplicate Sholay(the must-read synopsis here)?

Or is Aag, in the shell of Sholay tribute, actually a shout-out to the man himself–Kanti Shah (the director of Duplicate Sholay in addition to the cult classics Loha and Gunda)? Whether it be in lines such as “Loha garam hain” (a throwback to the original), “tum jaise gunda ko naheen doonga” and “shirt utarke chaati dikhayega” or in the use of the Kantian pentameter (”Rambha ko khamba pe latka dena”) or in the construction of sinisterly multi-layered sequences such as where Raj plays with three metal balls or the old blind gentle Imaam saheb (played with heart-wrenching pathos by A K Hangal in the original) drools and licks his lips as he touches Ghungroo (Meghna Kothari)’s shoulders, the “tribute to Kanti Shah touch” is unmistakable.

Still have doubts about the Kanti Shah influence?

In a display of originality, RGV has Babban cut off the Inspector’s fingers (as opposed to his arms). Why this change you ask yourself? Well here is why. As any keen student of the Kanti Shah genre would know that fingers and fingering is a recurrent theme in his works (the “Bulli kahan hain teri ungli” and the old man who asks women to suck his “ungli” ) and so this play on the original tale is nothing but a bit of Tarantionish “homage” to the guru.

Try as it might however, Aag fails to consistently touch even the nether regions of Kanti Shah’s world of rhyme and crime and outrageous hilarity. And how could it ? RGV takes himself way too seriously for that to happen.


Caption: Jahaan teri yeh nazar hain….


Caption: Babban sala mera yeh kaab kaat diya….


Caption: What the….oh my God. It’s a monster.

And so RGV’s Aag remains—a Titanic desecration of a celluloid monument, with not even potential to be considered a camp classic, a movie that “puri mitti main milaaye diye” any reputation RGV may have had remaining even after his mediocre offerings over the last few years, so much so that the great Gabbar would be tempted to say:

“Yahaan se pachas pachas kos door gaawon me jab bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kehti hai beta soja ..soja nahi to Ram Gopal Varma aur ek movie banayega”.
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2007, 08:36:22 AM »
The renaming suggsted in the first para would no doubt gladden a true Mumbaikar's heart, for thats the language he uses and understands ;D
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2007, 04:17:15 PM »
The renaming suggsted in the first para would no doubt gladden a true Mumbaikar's heart, for thats the language he uses and understands ;D
I think sudzz suggested that first here ;D ;d
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Re: FUN POLL (NON CRICKET) The New Sholay
« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2007, 07:39:35 PM »
The renaming suggsted in the first para would no doubt gladden a true Mumbaikar's heart, for thats the language he uses and understands ;D
I think sudzz suggested that first here ;D ;d

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