Topic: Matthew Hayden all set to be roasted for match fixin' (Read 806 times)

RicePlateReddy · « **on:** May 29, 2007, 09:38:05 PM »

http://www.catholicweekly.com.au/04/jul/18/15.html

By MOYNA BANERJEE

“Religion has always been a tremendous reference point with me,” says Australian Test opener Matthew Hayden.

“When I’m in trouble it’s always something to think about. I ask myself what would Christ be doing in this situation?”

(Ref: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sport/cricket/774256.stm)

LosingNow · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM »

So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

RicePlateReddy · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:59:28 AM »

Based on current evidence, he would casually thwack it into the crowd, what with gratuitous biceps.

LosingNow · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:52:53 AM »

Quote from: kingofprussia on May 30, 2007, 12:59:28 AM

Based on current evidence, he would casually thwack it into the crowd, what with gratuitous biceps.

That is so not what Christ would do.

achutank · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:19:41 AM »

christ would signal a wide to the umpire?

Cover Point · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:33:36 PM »

Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM

So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

U mean Gil-Christ? Depends on where the ball is pitched to pick which boundry to hit the ball over.

CLR James · « **Reply #6 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:04:28 PM »

Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM

So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

He'd be very cross.

ruchir · « **Reply #7 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:48:28 PM »

Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 12:33:36 PM

Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

U mean Gil-Christ? Depends on where the ball is pitched to pick which boundry to hit the ball over.

I doubt Christ would keep a squash ball in his gloves. In any case, TONEY would be the best person to answer the question.

toney · « **Reply #8 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:59:53 PM »

Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 02:48:28 PM

Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

U mean Gil-Christ? Depends on where the ball is pitched to pick which boundry to hit the ball over.

I doubt Christ would keep a squash ball in his gloves. In any case, TONEY would be the best person to answer the question.

I would say that I will be the last person to answer that question

Cover Point · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:02:07 PM »

Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 02:48:28 PM

Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

U mean Gil-Christ? Depends on where the ball is pitched to pick which boundry to hit the ball over.

I doubt Christ would keep a squash ball in his gloves. In any case, TONEY would be the best person to answer the question.

Why? just because he is a Christian? I think that is discrimination. Can he prove that he has gone to church more often than me (despite me not being Christian)? I went to a christian school and the punishment for any mischief used to be to go to chappel and kneel for 30-60 mts. I have spent a lot of time in the chappel! (and not GREG CHAPPEL!)

toney · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:09:01 PM »

Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 03:02:07 PM

Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 02:48:28 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

U mean Gil-Christ? Depends on where the ball is pitched to pick which boundry to hit the ball over.

I doubt Christ would keep a squash ball in his gloves. In any case, TONEY would be the best person to answer the question.

Why? just because he is a Christian? I think that is discrimination. Can he prove that he has gone to church more often than me (despite me not being Christian)? I went to a christian school and the punishment for any mischief used to be to go to chappel and kneel for 30-60 mts. I have spent a lot of time in the chappel[/b]! (and not GREG CHAPPEL!)

ROFL, it is chapel, not chappel.

Jai,
Can you please transfer the RJo2 tag to CP please? Apparently, he has been in Chappel several times as a kid.

ruchir · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:17:15 PM »

Quote from: toney on May 30, 2007, 03:09:01 PM

Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 02:48:28 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

U mean Gil-Christ? Depends on where the ball is pitched to pick which boundry to hit the ball over.

I doubt Christ would keep a squash ball in his gloves. In any case, TONEY would be the best person to answer the question.

Why? just because he is a Christian? I think that is discrimination. Can he prove that he has gone to church more often than me (despite me not being Christian)? I went to a christian school and the punishment for any mischief used to be to go to chappel and kneel for 30-60 mts. I have spent a lot of time in the chappel[/b]! (and not GREG CHAPPEL!)
ROFL, it is chapel, not chappel.

Jai,
Can you please transfer the RJo2 tag to CP please? Apparently, he has been in Chappel several times as a kid.

This seems like a Gay Alert moment. I wonder if CP will report Toney for this gay and sodomy insinuation?

Cover Point · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:22:23 PM »

Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 03:17:15 PM

Quote from: toney on May 30, 2007, 03:09:01 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 02:48:28 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

U mean Gil-Christ? Depends on where the ball is pitched to pick which boundry to hit the ball over.

I doubt Christ would keep a squash ball in his gloves. In any case, TONEY would be the best person to answer the question.

Why? just because he is a Christian? I think that is discrimination. Can he prove that he has gone to church more often than me (despite me not being Christian)? I went to a christian school and the punishment for any mischief used to be to go to chappel and kneel for 30-60 mts. I have spent a lot of time in the chappel[/b]! (and not GREG CHAPPEL!)
ROFL, it is chapel, not chappel.

Jai,
Can you please transfer the RJo2 tag to CP please? Apparently, he has been in Chappel several times as a kid.

This seems like a Gay Alert moment. I wonder if CP will report Toney for this gay and sodomy insinuation?

And apologies for the Chapel misspell. Just read that name way too many times here

With 'Gay' insinuations, I would rather 'take' on Toney myself. Afterall he is the best looking mallu I have ever met

LosingNow · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:46:59 PM »

Quote from: achutank on May 30, 2007, 04:19:41 AM

christ would signal a wide to the umpire?

LOL

LosingNow · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:47:56 PM »

Quote from: CLR James on May 30, 2007, 02:04:28 PM

Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

He'd be very cross.

You sir are the king of puns! (KOP alert)

toney · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:55:13 PM »

Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 03:22:23 PM

Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: toney on May 30, 2007, 03:09:01 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 02:48:28 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

U mean Gil-Christ? Depends on where the ball is pitched to pick which boundry to hit the ball over.

I doubt Christ would keep a squash ball in his gloves. In any case, TONEY would be the best person to answer the question.

Why? just because he is a Christian? I think that is discrimination. Can he prove that he has gone to church more often than me (despite me not being Christian)? I went to a christian school and the punishment for any mischief used to be to go to chappel and kneel for 30-60 mts. I have spent a lot of time in the chappel[/b]! (and not GREG CHAPPEL!)
ROFL, it is chapel, not chappel.

Jai,
Can you please transfer the RJo2 tag to CP please? Apparently, he has been in Chappel several times as a kid.

This seems like a Gay Alert moment. I wonder if CP will report Toney for this gay and sodomy insinuation?

And apologies for the Chapel misspell. Just read that name way too many times here

With 'Gay' insinuations, I would rather 'take' on Toney myself. Afterall he is the best looking mallu I have ever met

OK, thats it. No more meetings involving beer and CP. Last time we met, I thought that you were just being friendly by patting my thigh when laughing each time TheWall made some silly joke.

Cover Point · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:58:50 PM »

Quote from: toney on May 30, 2007, 03:55:13 PM

Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: toney on May 30, 2007, 03:09:01 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 02:48:28 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

U mean Gil-Christ? Depends on where the ball is pitched to pick which boundry to hit the ball over.

I doubt Christ would keep a squash ball in his gloves. In any case, TONEY would be the best person to answer the question.

Why? just because he is a Christian? I think that is discrimination. Can he prove that he has gone to church more often than me (despite me not being Christian)? I went to a christian school and the punishment for any mischief used to be to go to chappel and kneel for 30-60 mts. I have spent a lot of time in the chappel[/b]! (and not GREG CHAPPEL!)
ROFL, it is chapel, not chappel.

Jai,
Can you please transfer the RJo2 tag to CP please? Apparently, he has been in Chappel several times as a kid.

This seems like a Gay Alert moment. I wonder if CP will report Toney for this gay and sodomy insinuation?

And apologies for the Chapel misspell. Just read that name way too many times here

With 'Gay' insinuations, I would rather 'take' on Toney myself. Afterall he is the best looking mallu I have ever met

OK, thats it. No more meetings involving beer and CP. Last time we met, I thought that you were just being friendly by patting my thigh each time TheWall made some silly joke.

Ok I think being called a racist, castist is better than being called Gay. So I will go ahead and add what I really wanted to say originally before I deleted that part.

So this statement

Quote

Afterall he is the best looking mallu I have ever met

should be changed to "Afterall he is the best looking mallu I have ever met. Could almost pass for a Punjabi

"

Yes now u CAN insult me by calling me a Bihari!

RicePlateReddy · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:07:35 PM »

Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 03:47:56 PM

You sir are the king of puns! (KOP alert)

He indeed is *the* KoP - King of Puns.

ruchir · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2007, 04:32:34 PM »

Quote from: kingofprussia on May 30, 2007, 04:07:35 PM

Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 03:47:56 PM

You sir are the king of puns! (KOP alert)

He indeed is *the* KoP - King of Puns.

Was it Kin of Puns or King of Buns?

dhruvdeepak · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2007, 05:05:54 PM »

Quote from: toney on May 30, 2007, 03:55:13 PM

Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: toney on May 30, 2007, 03:09:01 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 02:48:28 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

U mean Gil-Christ? Depends on where the ball is pitched to pick which boundry to hit the ball over.

I doubt Christ would keep a squash ball in his gloves. In any case, TONEY would be the best person to answer the question.

Why? just because he is a Christian? I think that is discrimination. Can he prove that he has gone to church more often than me (despite me not being Christian)? I went to a christian school and the punishment for any mischief used to be to go to chappel and kneel for 30-60 mts. I have spent a lot of time in the chappel[/b]! (and not GREG CHAPPEL!)
ROFL, it is chapel, not chappel.

Jai,
Can you please transfer the RJo2 tag to CP please? Apparently, he has been in Chappel several times as a kid.

This seems like a Gay Alert moment. I wonder if CP will report Toney for this gay and sodomy insinuation?

And apologies for the Chapel misspell. Just read that name way too many times here

With 'Gay' insinuations, I would rather 'take' on Toney myself. Afterall he is the best looking mallu I have ever met

OK, thats it. No more meetings involving beer and CP. Last time we met, I thought that you were just being friendly by patting my thigh when laughing each time TheWall made some silly joke.

creepy fellows! thankfully i was on the other side of the table!

dhruvdeepak · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2007, 05:06:24 PM »

Quote from: achutank on May 30, 2007, 04:19:41 AM

christ would signal a wide to the umpire?

Cover Point · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2007, 05:08:01 PM »

Quote from: dhruvdeepak on May 30, 2007, 05:05:54 PM

Quote from: toney on May 30, 2007, 03:55:13 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: toney on May 30, 2007, 03:09:01 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 03:02:07 PM
Quote from: ruchir on May 30, 2007, 02:48:28 PM
Quote from: Cover Point on May 30, 2007, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: losingnow on May 30, 2007, 12:41:06 AM
So what does Christ do when a ball is coming at him at 90mph? Duck?

U mean Gil-Christ? Depends on where the ball is pitched to pick which boundry to hit the ball over.

I doubt Christ would keep a squash ball in his gloves. In any case, TONEY would be the best person to answer the question.

Why? just because he is a Christian? I think that is discrimination. Can he prove that he has gone to church more often than me (despite me not being Christian)? I went to a christian school and the punishment for any mischief used to be to go to chappel and kneel for 30-60 mts. I have spent a lot of time in the chappel[/b]! (and not GREG CHAPPEL!)
ROFL, it is chapel, not chappel.

Jai,
Can you please transfer the RJo2 tag to CP please? Apparently, he has been in Chappel several times as a kid.

This seems like a Gay Alert moment. I wonder if CP will report Toney for this gay and sodomy insinuation?

And apologies for the Chapel misspell. Just read that name way too many times here

With 'Gay' insinuations, I would rather 'take' on Toney myself. Afterall he is the best looking mallu I have ever met

OK, thats it. No more meetings involving beer and CP. Last time we met, I thought that you were just being friendly by patting my thigh when laughing each time TheWall made some silly joke.
creepy fellows! thankfully i was on the other side of the table!

actually u are barely 21 .. so too young ... otherwise ..aapki to zulfein bhi ladkiyon jaisi hain

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