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Aussies are down to earth
« on: April 18, 2007, 02:20:45 PM »
A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a Qantas flight from London to Perth.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Aussie asked for a Bourbon and Coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

The Mormon replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen women than touch any liquor".

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I  didn't know we had a choice."
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Re: Aussies are down to earth
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2007, 02:45:26 PM »
LOL
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Sachin Tendulkar gave the muhurat clap for 'Awwal Number' - that apart, he hasn't done much wrong in the last 20 yrs!

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Re: Aussies are down to earth
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2007, 12:51:01 AM »
Quote from: keep-it-cool on April 18, 2007, 02:45:26 PM
LOL

DD is an Aussie  :o
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Re: Aussies are down to earth
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2007, 01:41:36 AM »
Quote from: fineleg on April 20, 2007, 12:51:01 AM
Quote from: keep-it-cool on April 18, 2007, 02:45:26 PM
LOL

DD is an Aussie  :o
sheeesh! raped by a dozen women? no thanks. 2-3 is good enough. and the mangoes should be sweet  ::kingkong::
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Re: Aussies are down to earth
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2007, 08:41:41 AM »
Quote from: fineleg on April 20, 2007, 12:51:01 AM
Quote from: keep-it-cool on April 18, 2007, 02:45:26 PM
LOL

DD is an Aussie  :o

huh .. how is my "LOL" connected to DD? Am I a TL or have I missed something?
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Sachin Tendulkar gave the muhurat clap for 'Awwal Number' - that apart, he hasn't done much wrong in the last 20 yrs!

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Re: Aussies are down to earth
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2007, 09:12:16 PM »
Quote from: keep-it-cool on April 20, 2007, 08:41:41 AM
Quote from: fineleg on April 20, 2007, 12:51:01 AM
Quote from: keep-it-cool on April 18, 2007, 02:45:26 PM
LOL

DD is an Aussie  :o

huh .. how is my "LOL" connected to DD? Am I a TL or have I missed something?

No ur LOL is not connected to DD...DD answered it above already.
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