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[Jai]

How about offering MT something like 'Extra Innings'? Any volunteer for Charu Sharma's role?  Btw, I am not suggesting here that MT will go the Mandy way (if you remember one of my recent threads). 

What a sinister plot! I am glad this email was leaked. Just because I am not from the power faction, you want to sideline me into a host of a cricket show? Am no exraaaaaa but the fulcrum of the team.

When I retire, I intend to run a Shahs & Wuss show where I will interview rich, wussy men and rate them from 1 to 10.

Think about it MT (even your first initial is M, what a coincidence). Hosting a show like 'Extra Innings' will not only be glamorous, but will also give you job security. You are in the team as an allrounder and we don't have a good history of allrounders for a long time now. Look what has happened to IP and AA now claims that he's a bowler !! Although Kban1 doesn't have a bio-mechanist as an assistant, but who knows........your performance still may go down. With so many other players breathing down our necks, a few poor performances and you'll be out of the team. But nobody can touch you in 'Extra Innings'. In fact if nobody volunteers for Charu Sharma's role, I may step in.....provided if you take up Mandy's slot. 

[sudzz]

No place for Achutank?!!........a genuine heavy-weight.
I am sure, he would lend balance to the team!

Hear Hear

[dhruvdeepak]

yes what the hell - i am going to form a rival team. let's see how we face off!

1. KKKiran61 - The people's champion, this brave man faces up to the music from the first ball. Having waited years to bat at pole position, he thrives on the challenge of opening, and brings to the table a wonderful blend of canny yet powerful hitting.

2. Sahir - Brought back from the wilderness, this eloquent lawyer does what Kumar Sangakarra does for Sri Lanka. His wicket keeping has developed over time, and he is known as the world's most effective sledger. A joy to watch with the bat, the responsibility thrust upon him at the top of the order does not stop him from playing beautiful, boundary-laced innings.

3. DD - The young flamboyant batsman hailing from Bangalore, this kid is the future of his team. Also brings to the table some vicious big-turning legspin.

4. Aloo Kashmiri Ul Haq - The lazy old-world charm of this batsman has made him an important component of his team's fortunes. He is not known for his loyalty though, and has pondered defecting to the other team many a time. One thing he is known for is his appetite and his affinity for run-outs. His favorite dish is Dumb Aaloo, served piping hot.

5. Justforkix - After years of drifting, this dependable middle order batsman has finally found his niche in this team. He can get stuck at the crease at times, but he loves a fight, and is the team's favorite (because he has an excellent home theater system at his place).

6. Cernunnos (Captain) - The consummate professional number 6. Has a batting average of 74.6573 (to the 4th decimal place as he prefers to quote) and loves the job of finishing innings and matches. His astute implementation of innovative strategies has led him to become one of the best new captains in contemporary cricket. Prides himself on knowing, to a 't', all the percentages, whether it be opposition batsmen's strike rates against a particular bowler, or even the number of runs a certain field set has historically conceded.

7. Gcspimpharsha - The most dangerous tool in the shed. He is known for his hellacious assaults on the opposition bowling, and also for frivolous comments that tend to make headlines. Not the most consistent of batsmen, but makes up for it with his fastish legspin in the middle overs.

8. Blwe_Torch - A regal old hand in this team, this pedigreed swing bowler has played for his team for a long long time. Is a former captain who held the World Cup aloft, and is a dangerous biffer with the bat.

9. Flute202020 - The precision, control and guile with which he bowls his left arm spin is a sight to behold. Is nick-named 'The Snake-Charmer' for the mesmerizing effect his bowling has on the batsmen.

10. Vincent - A polished, young performer. This player's pace bowling has already earned him comparisons with the great Glenn McGrath. Was named 'Emerging member of the DG' at last year's summer awards. Has a bright, promising career to look forward to.

11. Ravi101010 - A fiery, slingy out-and-out pace bowler. His name evokes fear in the opposition batsmen's minds. Has been accused of bowling with a slightly bent elbow, but has been cleared by the authorities.

12th man: Colonel - Young at heart, this brilliant economist (by trade) reinvented himself, and through sheer determination, forced his stock to go up in the eyes of the selectors. Comes into the squad as an accomplished back-up batsman, and is easily the best fielder in the squad.


Team Manager: Ramshorns - The wise, elegant, calm former batsman. Known for the precision of his strokes square through the offside, this charming batsman played many a heroic knock for his team, back in his day. Consistent in his thoughts and casual in his demeanor, the team looks up to him. Is not averse to a couple of pegs in the evening, and loves to reminisce.

Media manager/analyst: Achutank - After years of campaigning for a role in this team, this respected man has found happiness in his dual role. Produces thoughtful, insightful articles to convey team happenings to the media, represents the players' voices and opinions, and has recently pioneered some wonderful graphics-based analytical tools for the team.

Bowling coach: Suddz - Never rewarded with a place in the team after years of service in the domestic setup, this man has dedicated many years of his post-playing days to coaching young bowlers at the N-DG-A. Recently appointed bowling coach and has brought discipline, planning and creativity to the bowling lineup.

Batting/fielding coach: Losingnow - This man famously put his name on the line, offering to change his name when his team won the World Cup. Is an important component of Vision 2011, with years of experience in analyzing batting and fielding methods, honing talent, and an ability to bring out the best in his players.

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bring it on, DG!

[Blwe_torch]

Wow!
DD doing a Kerry Packer!

[pipsqueak]

How about offering MT something like 'Extra Innings'? Any volunteer for Charu Sharma's role?  Btw, I am not suggesting here that MT will go the Mandy way (if you remember one of my recent threads). 

What a sinister plot! I am glad this email was leaked. Just because I am not from the power faction, you want to sideline me into a host of a cricket show? Am no exraaaaaa but the fulcrum of the team.

When I retire, I intend to run a Shahs & Wuss show where I will interview rich, wussy men and rate them from 1 to 10.

Think about it MT (even your first initial is M, what a coincidence). Hosting a show like 'Extra Innings' will not only be glamorous, but will also give you job security. You are in the team as an allrounder and we don't have a good history of allrounders for a long time now. Look what has happened to IP and AA now claims that he's a bowler !! Although Kban1 doesn't have a bio-mechanist as an assistant, but who knows........your performance still may go down. With so many other players breathing down our necks, a few poor performances and you'll be out of the team. But nobody can touch you in 'Extra Innings'. In fact if nobody volunteers for Charu Sharma's role, I may step in.....provided if you take up Mandy's slot. 

Jai, at these times of adversity, when disgruntled elements are forming rival teams, I have decided to put my team ahead of my personal gains. Attractive as it seems, I need to be loyal to my team. Noodle straps have to wait!

[arjun]

yes what the hell - i am going to form a rival team. let's see how we face off!

1. KKKiran61 - The people's champion, this brave man faces up to the music from the first ball. Having waited years to bat at pole position, he thrives on the challenge of opening, and brings to the table a wonderful blend of canny yet powerful hitting.

2. Sahir - Brought back from the wilderness, this eloquent lawyer does what Kumar Sangakarra does for Sri Lanka. His wicket keeping has developed over time, and he is known as the world's most effective sledger. A joy to watch with the bat, the responsibility thrust upon him at the top of the order does not stop him from playing beautiful, boundary-laced innings.

3. DD - The young flamboyant batsman hailing from Bangalore, this kid is the future of his team. Also brings to the table some vicious big-turning legspin.

4. Aloo Kashmiri Ul Haq - The lazy old-world charm of this batsman has made him an important component of his team's fortunes. He is not known for his loyalty though, and has pondered defecting to the other team many a time. One thing he is known for is his appetite and his affinity for run-outs. His favorite dish is Dumb Aaloo, served piping hot.

5. Justforkix - After years of drifting, this dependable middle order batsman has finally found his niche in this team. He can get stuck at the crease at times, but he loves a fight, and is the team's favorite (because he has an excellent home theater system at his place).

6. Cernunnos (Captain) - The consummate professional number 6. Has a batting average of 74.6573 (to the 4th decimal place as he prefers to quote) and loves the job of finishing innings and matches. His astute implementation of innovative strategies has led him to become one of the best new captains in contemporary cricket. Prides himself on knowing, to a 't', all the percentages, whether it be opposition batsmen's strike rates against a particular bowler, or even the number of runs a certain field set has historically conceded.

7. Gcspimpharsha - The most dangerous tool in the shed. He is known for his hellacious assaults on the opposition bowling, and also for frivolous comments that tend to make headlines. Not the most consistent of batsmen, but makes up for it with his fastish legspin in the middle overs.

8. Blwe_Torch - A regal old hand in this team, this pedigreed swing bowler has played for his team for a long long time. Is a former captain who held the World Cup aloft, and is a dangerous biffer with the bat.

9. Flute202020 - The precision, control and guile with which he bowls his left arm spin is a sight to behold. Is nick-named 'The Snake-Charmer' for the mesmerizing effect his bowling has on the batsmen.

10. Vincent - A polished, young performer. This player's pace bowling has already earned him comparisons with the great Glenn McGrath. Was named 'Emerging member of the DG' at last year's summer awards. Has a bright, promising career to look forward to.

11. Ravi101010 - A fiery, slingy out-and-out pace bowler. His name evokes fear in the opposition batsmen's minds. Has been accused of bowling with a slightly bent elbow, but has been cleared by the authorities.

12th man: Colonel - Young at heart, this brilliant economist (by trade) reinvented himself, and through sheer determination, forced his stock to go up in the eyes of the selectors. Comes into the squad as an accomplished back-up batsman, and is easily the best fielder in the squad.


Team Manager: Ramshorns - The wise, elegant, calm former batsman. Known for the precision of his strokes square through the offside, this charming batsman played many a heroic knock for his team, back in his day. Consistent in his thoughts and casual in his demeanor, the team looks up to him. Is not averse to a couple of pegs in the evening, and loves to reminisce.

Media manager/analyst: Achutank - After years of campaigning for a role in this team, this respected man has found happiness in his dual role. Produces thoughtful, insightful articles to convey team happenings to the media, represents the players' voices and opinions, and has recently pioneered some wonderful graphics-based analytical tools for the team.

Bowling coach: Suddz - Never rewarded with a place in the team after years of service in the domestic setup, this man has dedicated many years of his post-playing days to coaching young bowlers at the N-DG-A. Recently appointed bowling coach and has brought discipline, planning and creativity to the bowling lineup.

Batting/fielding coach: Losingnow - This man famously put his name on the line, offering to change his name when his team won the World Cup. Is an important component of Vision 2011, with years of experience in analyzing batting and fielding methods, honing talent, and an ability to bring out the best in his players.

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bring it on, DG!

Treason! Look what ambition and lure of mega bucks can do! Besides, this team won't even last 40 overs against our feared bowling line up of Pip, Ruchir, CP, Prfsr and Fineleg! Where is the experience? And resurrection of Sahir- that's the nadir! He has stopped playing even in the domestics these days.

[arjun]

How about offering MT something like 'Extra Innings'? Any volunteer for Charu Sharma's role?  Btw, I am not suggesting here that MT will go the Mandy way (if you remember one of my recent threads). 

What a sinister plot! I am glad this email was leaked. Just because I am not from the power faction, you want to sideline me into a host of a cricket show? Am no exraaaaaa but the fulcrum of the team.

When I retire, I intend to run a Shahs & Wuss show where I will interview rich, wussy men and rate them from 1 to 10.

Think about it MT (even your first initial is M, what a coincidence). Hosting a show like 'Extra Innings' will not only be glamorous, but will also give you job security. You are in the team as an allrounder and we don't have a good history of allrounders for a long time now. Look what has happened to IP and AA now claims that he's a bowler !! Although Kban1 doesn't have a bio-mechanist as an assistant, but who knows........your performance still may go down. With so many other players breathing down our necks, a few poor performances and you'll be out of the team. But nobody can touch you in 'Extra Innings'. In fact if nobody volunteers for Charu Sharma's role, I may step in.....provided if you take up Mandy's slot. 

Jai, at these times of adversity, when disgruntled elements are forming rival teams, I have decided to put my team ahead of my personal gains. Attractive as it seems, I need to be loyal to my team. Noodle straps have to wait!

Hear, hear! That's team loyalty for you disgruntled folks! I appoint Pip as the vice captain.

[dhruvdeepak]

hahah! your team is busy fighting over batting positions, endorsements, roles in the team. half the players want your star all-rounder to retire to the commentary box. everyone of your players has failed when it counts most. they just capture the eye - like those big ad banners. that's all they are - advertising hoardings.

i, on the other hand, have brought together an ideal combination of experience, youth, calmness, audacity, pace, swing, guile, brains - they are driven and motivated solely by the buzz of victory. many of them have faced the bitterness of disappointment - ignored by the main team for your selfish 'heroes' for years. our team management does not indulge in politics or lengthy, theoretical discourses. they ensure our cricket is goal-oriented, enjoyable and critically, it is backed by tactical acumen.  i propose an ODI series - our team is chomping at the bit for a face-off. we will wallop your 'team' of cliques, women and drunk 12th men.

[sgusa]

hahah! your team is busy fighting over batting positions, endorsements, roles in the team. half the players want your star all-rounder to retire to the commentary box. everyone of your players has failed when it counts most. they just capture the eye - like those big ad banners. that's all they are - advertising hoardings.

i, on the other hand, have brought together an ideal combination of experience, youth, calmness, audacity, pace, swing, guile, brains - they are driven and motivated solely by the buzz of victory. many of them have faced the bitterness of disappointment - ignored by the main team for your selfish 'heroes' for years. our team management does not indulge in politics or lengthy, theoretical discourses. they ensure our cricket is goal-oriented, enjoyable and critically, it is backed by tactical acumen.  i propose an ODI series - our team is chomping at the bit for a face-off. we will wallop your 'team' of cliques, women and drunk 12th men.

Hic!

[lady_cricketer]

Wow!
DD doing a Kerry Packer!

err... Subash chandra

[Blwe_torch]

Wow!
DD doing a Kerry Packer!

err... Subash chandra

Yes...why not!

[justforkix]

yes what the hell - i am going to form a rival team. let's see how we face off!

1. KKKiran61 - The people's champion, this brave man faces up to the music from the first ball. Having waited years to bat at pole position, he thrives on the challenge of opening, and brings to the table a wonderful blend of canny yet powerful hitting.

2. Sahir - Brought back from the wilderness, this eloquent lawyer does what Kumar Sangakarra does for Sri Lanka. His wicket keeping has developed over time, and he is known as the world's most effective sledger. A joy to watch with the bat, the responsibility thrust upon him at the top of the order does not stop him from playing beautiful, boundary-laced innings.

3. DD - The young flamboyant batsman hailing from Bangalore, this kid is the future of his team. Also brings to the table some vicious big-turning legspin.

4. Aloo Kashmiri Ul Haq - The lazy old-world charm of this batsman has made him an important component of his team's fortunes. He is not known for his loyalty though, and has pondered defecting to the other team many a time. One thing he is known for is his appetite and his affinity for run-outs. His favorite dish is Dumb Aaloo, served piping hot.

5. Justforkix - After years of drifting, this dependable middle order batsman has finally found his niche in this team. He can get stuck at the crease at times, but he loves a fight, and is the team's favorite (because he has an excellent home theater system at his place).

6. Cernunnos (Captain) - The consummate professional number 6. Has a batting average of 74.6573 (to the 4th decimal place as he prefers to quote) and loves the job of finishing innings and matches. His astute implementation of innovative strategies has led him to become one of the best new captains in contemporary cricket. Prides himself on knowing, to a 't', all the percentages, whether it be opposition batsmen's strike rates against a particular bowler, or even the number of runs a certain field set has historically conceded.

7. Gcspimpharsha - The most dangerous tool in the shed. He is known for his hellacious assaults on the opposition bowling, and also for frivolous comments that tend to make headlines. Not the most consistent of batsmen, but makes up for it with his fastish legspin in the middle overs.

8. Blwe_Torch - A regal old hand in this team, this pedigreed swing bowler has played for his team for a long long time. Is a former captain who held the World Cup aloft, and is a dangerous biffer with the bat.

9. Flute202020 - The precision, control and guile with which he bowls his left arm spin is a sight to behold. Is nick-named 'The Snake-Charmer' for the mesmerizing effect his bowling has on the batsmen.

10. Vincent - A polished, young performer. This player's pace bowling has already earned him comparisons with the great Glenn McGrath. Was named 'Emerging member of the DG' at last year's summer awards. Has a bright, promising career to look forward to.

11. Ravi101010 - A fiery, slingy out-and-out pace bowler. His name evokes fear in the opposition batsmen's minds. Has been accused of bowling with a slightly bent elbow, but has been cleared by the authorities.

12th man: Colonel - Young at heart, this brilliant economist (by trade) reinvented himself, and through sheer determination, forced his stock to go up in the eyes of the selectors. Comes into the squad as an accomplished back-up batsman, and is easily the best fielder in the squad.


Team Manager: Ramshorns - The wise, elegant, calm former batsman. Known for the precision of his strokes square through the offside, this charming batsman played many a heroic knock for his team, back in his day. Consistent in his thoughts and casual in his demeanor, the team looks up to him. Is not averse to a couple of pegs in the evening, and loves to reminisce.

Media manager/analyst: Achutank - After years of campaigning for a role in this team, this respected man has found happiness in his dual role. Produces thoughtful, insightful articles to convey team happenings to the media, represents the players' voices and opinions, and has recently pioneered some wonderful graphics-based analytical tools for the team.

Bowling coach: Suddz - Never rewarded with a place in the team after years of service in the domestic setup, this man has dedicated many years of his post-playing days to coaching young bowlers at the N-DG-A. Recently appointed bowling coach and has brought discipline, planning and creativity to the bowling lineup.

Batting/fielding coach: Losingnow - This man famously put his name on the line, offering to change his name when his team won the World Cup. Is an important component of Vision 2011, with years of experience in analyzing batting and fielding methods, honing talent, and an ability to bring out the best in his players.

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bring it on, DG!

 

[Cover Point]

Nothing like a common enemy to bring a team together. Now that there is a rival team our team will postpone its personal vendetta's and lineup behind our inept captain

I will allow the Wall to open, even though I am much much much better than him. I will also follow Dex's orders, stupid as they may be.

I have given 17 years to the DG and am nothing but a team player.

I Have been practicing my at a rival academy to get the line and length right. DD's team stands not a chance! He may claim to be going young but his team is full of has beens and quitters!

[pipsqueak]

i hear that there is a rival team being formed, many of their players are being lulled back to life from their cozy retirement homes. in my new role as vice-captain, i have done an analysis of their various members and identified sme of their weaknesses that we can possibly exploit. please feel free to add more.


KKKiran61 - Here's an opener who thinks solution to all world evil is MILK. Easy to be distracted - all we need to do is extol the virtues of tamarind water over milk. He will forget about batting and start an argument.

Sahir - From all the loot he made from being a corporate lawyer, he has retired and has been living on a tropical island, basking in the sun, surrounded by women and wine. It is not just his bank balance that has fattened. By the time, he dawdles into the crease, supported by his walking stick, he will be "timed out". He would spend the rest of the match, sending legal notices to every department, forgetting his game.

DD - This is a young turk. Blinded by the new youth policy, the selectors have picked him but we all know what happened last summer with the other youth. Also, whisper in his ear that Sonali or Minali is waiting to interview him. He will throw his wicket away and run back to the pavilion.

Aloo - He is a disgruntled Pakistani player who has taken Indian citizenship. A couple of us just need to smooch in front of him, he will swoon and leave in protest.

Justforkix - Has a penchant for nudging and poking and has built his game based on his hero. Simply switchbump him out.

Cernunnos - Taunt him into playing like his hero, BCL. He will charge down and can be stumped easily. Also, tell him that clause 4.5.6.89090 states that catches caught on the boundary rope will be finally decided by Greg Chappell. That will wind him up and make him play a loose shot.

Gcspimpharsha - He is a just a one shot wonder. He abandoned the game to go live in Walden.

Blwe-Torch -  A heavyweight, old-timer, hard to dislodge. Very protective about his players' feelings. I suggest an off-cutter wrapped in a googly to dismiss him.

Flute202020 - Over-ambitious. Aims for the sun, moon and the stars. Can be tempted to bowl over after over without dismissing anyone if we tell him that our contracts give a dollar to ASHA for every minute we spend at the crease.

Vincent - Uprising star. Hasn't faced any real pressure situation yet. Seems to have a funny bone. I suggest letting CP loose on him.

Ravi101010 - He is another old hand. Knows our players well and can bowl a mean yorker. No slashing at him, simple straight forward defence should see us though. One thing that we must studiously avoid is showing him the middle finger. That seems to set him on fire.

[Blwe_torch]

Nice one Pip. I wish one of us analyze your team as well.
I can quip in with a few remarks.

CP-: Use the white-ball and all he may see is rasgulla. Thus, his score may also resemble the shape of a rasgulla.

Ruchir-: The sight of 11 guys and the 2 umpires and 2 batsmen is too distracting for him to do some meaningful bowling. Easy meat for the batsmen!

Pipqueak-: All-rounder, she will squeak in a few singles.......not too worry. Sledge her about her favorite Uthappam or Rasam and the bowlers can easily see her back...all the way to the pavilion!


I'll add some more......but others can join in too.

[ruchir]

Nice one Pip. I wish one of us analyze your team as well.
I can quip in with a few remarks.

CP-: Use the white-ball and all he may see is rasgulla. Thus, his score may also resemble the shape of a rasgulla.

Ruchir-: The sight of 11 guys and the 2 umpires and 2 batsmen is too distracting for him to do some meaningful bowling. Easy meat for the batsmen!

Pipqueak-: All-rounder, she will squeak in a few singles.......not too worry. Sledge her about her favorite Uthappam or Rasam and the bowlers can easily see her back...all the way to the pavilion!


I'll add some more......but others can join in too.

On the Contrary, I will be tempted to hit the batsmen between their legs. This will result in them trying to save their family jewels, rather than hit me. I will make easy mincemeat of their *meat*.

Ghantaline Zindabad.... 

[LosingNow]

yes what the hell - i am going to form a rival team. let's see how we face off!

1. KKKiran61 - The people's champion, this brave man faces up to the music from the first ball. Having waited years to bat at pole position, he thrives on the challenge of opening, and brings to the table a wonderful blend of canny yet powerful hitting.

2. Sahir - Brought back from the wilderness, this eloquent lawyer does what Kumar Sangakarra does for Sri Lanka. His wicket keeping has developed over time, and he is known as the world's most effective sledger. A joy to watch with the bat, the responsibility thrust upon him at the top of the order does not stop him from playing beautiful, boundary-laced innings.

3. DD - The young flamboyant batsman hailing from Bangalore, this kid is the future of his team. Also brings to the table some vicious big-turning legspin.

4. Aloo Kashmiri Ul Haq - The lazy old-world charm of this batsman has made him an important component of his team's fortunes. He is not known for his loyalty though, and has pondered defecting to the other team many a time. One thing he is known for is his appetite and his affinity for run-outs. His favorite dish is Dumb Aaloo, served piping hot.

5. Justforkix - After years of drifting, this dependable middle order batsman has finally found his niche in this team. He can get stuck at the crease at times, but he loves a fight, and is the team's favorite (because he has an excellent home theater system at his place).

6. Cernunnos (Captain) - The consummate professional number 6. Has a batting average of 74.6573 (to the 4th decimal place as he prefers to quote) and loves the job of finishing innings and matches. His astute implementation of innovative strategies has led him to become one of the best new captains in contemporary cricket. Prides himself on knowing, to a 't', all the percentages, whether it be opposition batsmen's strike rates against a particular bowler, or even the number of runs a certain field set has historically conceded.

7. Gcspimpharsha - The most dangerous tool in the shed. He is known for his hellacious assaults on the opposition bowling, and also for frivolous comments that tend to make headlines. Not the most consistent of batsmen, but makes up for it with his fastish legspin in the middle overs.

8. Blwe_Torch - A regal old hand in this team, this pedigreed swing bowler has played for his team for a long long time. Is a former captain who held the World Cup aloft, and is a dangerous biffer with the bat.

9. Flute202020 - The precision, control and guile with which he bowls his left arm spin is a sight to behold. Is nick-named 'The Snake-Charmer' for the mesmerizing effect his bowling has on the batsmen.

10. Vincent - A polished, young performer. This player's pace bowling has already earned him comparisons with the great Glenn McGrath. Was named 'Emerging member of the DG' at last year's summer awards. Has a bright, promising career to look forward to.

11. Ravi101010 - A fiery, slingy out-and-out pace bowler. His name evokes fear in the opposition batsmen's minds. Has been accused of bowling with a slightly bent elbow, but has been cleared by the authorities.

12th man: Colonel - Young at heart, this brilliant economist (by trade) reinvented himself, and through sheer determination, forced his stock to go up in the eyes of the selectors. Comes into the squad as an accomplished back-up batsman, and is easily the best fielder in the squad.


Team Manager: Ramshorns - The wise, elegant, calm former batsman. Known for the precision of his strokes square through the offside, this charming batsman played many a heroic knock for his team, back in his day. Consistent in his thoughts and casual in his demeanor, the team looks up to him. Is not averse to a couple of pegs in the evening, and loves to reminisce.

Media manager/analyst: Achutank - After years of campaigning for a role in this team, this respected man has found happiness in his dual role. Produces thoughtful, insightful articles to convey team happenings to the media, represents the players' voices and opinions, and has recently pioneered some wonderful graphics-based analytical tools for the team.

Bowling coach: Suddz - Never rewarded with a place in the team after years of service in the domestic setup, this man has dedicated many years of his post-playing days to coaching young bowlers at the N-DG-A. Recently appointed bowling coach and has brought discipline, planning and creativity to the bowling lineup.

Batting/fielding coach: Losingnow - This man famously put his name on the line, offering to change his name when his team won the World Cup. Is an important component of Vision 2011, with years of experience in analyzing batting and fielding methods, honing talent, and an ability to bring out the best in his players.

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bring it on, DG!

I graciously accept my appointment. I can assure you I will not be a dummy during selection meetings

BTW, the first order of the day.. I need 30 ab crunches from all of you .. including you D(ouble)D!!

[RicePlateReddy]

KKKiran61 - Here's an opener who thinks solution to all world evil is MILK. Easy to be distracted - all we need to do is extol the virtues of tamarind water over milk. He will forget about batting and start an argument.

Their team is good, but they need a slight tweak.

Demote this opener to number 6, provide a sink full of dirty dishes and admire the expediency with which they will be made to sparkle. Also, throw a washed dish really really high towards him and watch his horrified reaction. 

[dhruvdeepak]

hahaha awesome thread!

[Aloo Kashmiri Ul Haq]

actually i demand to be the team's bio-mechanics expert
with the amount of effort i am being to put in for my cell and tissue mechanics class i am sure i can do much better than fraser!

 
and i can also do organic chemistry reactions in case you want some TNT or cocaine ya know....

[arjun]

actually i demand to be the team's bio-mechanics expert
with the amount of effort i am being to put in for my cell and tissue mechanics class i am sure i can do much better than fraser!

 
and i can also do organic chemistry reactions in case you want some TNT or cocaine ya know....

Someone named Aloo to be the bio-mechanics expert! You have lost before you have even begun, DD!

And Aloo, a proposal on the side for you. No need for others to know (wink!). If you can spike your team's drinks with something...you know what I mean!...even laxatives will do! You will of course be compensated more than adequately! Just PM me with your terms!